Man delivers drug-laced cookies to police stations

The Dallas Morning News ^ | July 8, 2008 | DAN X. McGRAW

[Texican72]

Police officers in Blue Mound didn’t think much of cookies dropped off at their station Monday night — until they got a whiff of them.

Overpowering the chocolate chips was the rich scent of marijuana.

“It reeked of it,” said Lt. Thomas Cane, a Blue Mound police spokesman. “It wasn’t hard to tell. Anyone that’s been around marijuana before would have known.”

Christian Phillips, 18, Watauga, who was serving court-appointed community service for Mothers Against Drunk Driving, dropped off the cookies in a wicker basket about 6:30 p.m. Monday, Lt. Cane said. A card from MADD was attached.

[Texican72]

Stupid Criminal Alert

[cripplecreek]

Christian Phillips = pure genius.

[Wolfie]

“Barney, Barney, Barney...How’s your mother in Killarney?”

[Cicero]

Holy mackerel. LSD too? I know a couple of people who lost their minds on LSD back in the 70s, and they are still non compos mentis today.

[Dysart]

Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. Really. This is it.

[DemforBush]

“The cookies — which were not eaten by anyone in either station — tested positive for marijuana. The batch from Lake Worth also tested positive for LSD.”

“Mr. Phillips now faces two felony charges of tampering with a consumer good, which is punishable by 2 to 20 years in prison.”

I’m thinking it’s probably in Mr. Phillips’ best interest to be incarcerated for as long as possible - this kid is a Darwin Award winner just waiting to happen.

[dead]

I guarantee you, Christian Phillips thinks George Bush is really dumb.

[tflabo]

What an IDIOT...........

[darkangel82]

A Grade A-1 idiot.

[Cindy]

It wouldn’t be the first time.

[fanfan]

LOL.

How dumb do you have to be?

Ping

[fanfan]

Really?

Idiots abound.

[SF Republican]

I know a couple of people who lost their minds on LSD back in the 70s, and they are still non compos mentis today - That is interesting, I have a chemistry professor friend (actually he won the Nobel Prize) that was at Berkeley in the 70s and says no one was ever hurt by the drug itself (vs doing dumb things while on drugs).

[trumandogz]

Why would this idiot give perfectly good Space Cookies to the Fuzz?

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

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[Cindy]

“Idiots abound.”

Yep.

[GingisK]

They probably ordered them.

[martin_fierro]

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[Slings and Arrows]

Mr. Phillips now faces a felony charge of tampering with a consumer good and another felony charge of possession of a controlled substance. He remains in Lake Worth City Jail. His bond has not yet been set.

This is where Mr. Phillips learns that life is not a Jay and Silent Bob movie.

[IncPen]

ping

[glock rocks]

Never know, he might be one of FR’s resident cop haters :o)

[Dr. Sivana]

How dumb do you have to be?

As stupid as the cops on Sanford and Son!
You Tube video (2 min. long, funny)

[Dr. Sivana]

Ooops, wrong scene. Anyway, somehow the pot winds up in a salad, and the cops eat it.

[Squantos]

Better than that file cabinet with a cake in it that Larry sent us !

[Awestruck]

“Barney, Barney, Barney...How’s your mother in Killarney?”

I never laughed harder at anything than I did during that episode, particularly that moment..as far as I’m concerned, funniest tv moment ever...

[Wolfie]

Season 1 is on DVD (doesn’t include that episode, unfortunately), but no other seasons were ever released, which is a damn shame.

[Dog]

Musie Mushie Mushie....

[Cicero]

Well, of course it’s possible they were taking other stuff, too. Who knows?

[Scarpetta]

Why does a small city/suburban cop have to be a dickhead to a mom who didn't come to a “complete stop” at a three way stop intersection? (I don't think I rolled through it, but I was so flustered by pulling pulled I couldn't remember.)

He didn't say “good afternoon” or smile or do anything “neighborly,” even though I was yards from my house (and he knew it by my license). He also knew I had ZERO record of even a parking ticket. Yet he was cocky, arrogant, and suspicious of me.

I'll never fully trust cops again.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

He doesn’t seem quite as rational as most Christians I know...

Apparently he is in an sowing-wild-oats-hoping-in-vain-for-a-crop-failure type of cult...

[Larry Lucido]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWW5bkahydg

[Tainan]

1st thing I thought of!

[Awestruck]

I just found the entire episode (in 3 parts) on YouTube...man I love the internet!

[Lancey Howard]

This was a ‘Barney Miller’ episode. Hilarious!

[Wolfie]

Thanks for the tip, I’ll watch it tonight.

[Dysart]

Looks like the local fuzz does not get a cookie in this case:

Watauga teen cleared of delivering spiked sweets to police

[weegee]

There’s been a followup. He was doing it as part of community service and the police now say that the tests at the lab came back negative. NO drug content.

So those who clutched their stomachs and went to the hospital will have to claim some other excuse.

[weegee]

No drugs in cookies teen gave Lake Worth police, lab finds (Friday, July 11, 2008)

His community service work WAS with MADD.

[Nate505]

“It reeked of it,” said Lt. Thomas Cane, a Blue Mound police spokesman. “It wasn’t hard to tell. Anyone that’s been around marijuana before would have known.”

Except Dudley DoRight here was wrong.

Apparently it doesn't take much to be a Blue Mound police officer.