What a load of crap—this is a Sci-Fi movie waiting to happen.
Dr. Chalko didn’t get the memo. Since “global warming” stopped about 10 years ago, the religious fanatics who propagate climate doom have changed the name of the problem to “climate change.” Since the climate has never been stable in the history of the world, they’re sure they finally got it right.
This has GOT to be a joke.
Unless the Earth retains heat from sunlight, I believe the planet's temperature would be close to absolute zero and no life would be possible here. The "greenhouse effect" refers to the very mechanism which makes life possible.
Global Warming stole my dog, got me fired from my job, and made my wife leave me!
...God, I miss that dog.
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/current.anom.south.jpg
It’s getting cooler.
Is this a joke?
Then why didn’t the Earth shake itself apart during the Medieval Warm Period, when it was even warmer than today?
Global Warming, if it existed (and it doesn’t), describes relatively small changes in the temperature of the ATMOSPHERE, not huge developing temperature-differentials in the underground MAGMA.
What a donkey-brain.
http://www.ipcc.ch/ipccreports/ar4-wg2.htm
For a quick search look at the index.
These twits are making this up as they go along.
In 416AD Krakatoa destroyed itself in a massive explosion.
Those Romans and their SUVs.
Coincidence?
I think not!
Nightmare Science (Authority as Truth)
06/18/2008 1:28:24 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 12 replies · 331+ views
GreenBiz.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | Brad Allenby
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2032963/posts
And pigs fly due to high wind.
A little known fact is that Bush's birth name was Global Warming Bush. He changed it to George Walker Bush when he first went into politics.
Crazy? Maybe, but have you ever seen a copy of his birth certificate?
Didn't think so.
You think that article is idiotic, try this one from the same webpage:
No second Chance: Can Earth Explode as a result of Global Warming?
“Overheating the center of the inner core reactor due to the socalled greenhouse effect on the surface of Earth may cause the meltdown condition, enrichment of nuclear fuel and a gigantic atomic explosion.”
OMG! The earth is going to explode and we are all gonna die!
GLobal warming makes bigger earth quakes? I’ll have to ask my geologist friend about that. Bet he cracks up laughing just from the question.
And I thought that crashing sound was the sky falling! What a relief, just an earthquake caused by carbon overload.
“This ‘thermal imbalance’ means that heat generated in the planetary interior cannot escape”
Has this man ever seen a volcanic eruption? Just who paid him for this crock?
Shamelss self promotion of posting ping.
As for you Sunk, this guy claims we’re all sunk! *<];-)
Let me guess where this guy does his studies late at night. hic.
Thar’s gold in that thar global warmin’.
Folks you cannot make this stuff up. Unbelievable.
Earthquakes are not caused by Global Warming, but the two are closely related. Global Warming is caused by burning huge amounts of oil. Pumping that much oil out of the Earth is causing it to shrink and shrivel up like a prune. As it shrinks, earthquakes happen in ever increasing numbers. Therefore, the number and intensity of earthquakes is a reliable measure of the rate of Global Warming.
"In North America the great earthquakes of 1811-1812 occurred near New Madrid, Missouri. The magnitude of the quakes are not known, but they are estimated to have been about 8 on the Richter scale. There were actually three large quakes with aftershocks between and for months after. The quake was so wide-spread it was felt as far away as Boston. "
It actually rang church bells in Boston...but it didn't do much damage near the epicenter as the population was small to non-existant at the time.
I hope the sheeple are smart enough to GOOGLE the HISTORY of quakes and see they have been going on, and as big, ever since the world came into existence... http://www.readinessinfo.com/eqhistory.shtml
Or maybe the USGS has deployed more sensitive seismographs between 1973 and 2007, and adding up the total energy of all the detected earthquakes keeps on increasing, because we are detecting many more small earthquakes today than we could in 1973.
It is all about redistribution of money. Chalko, you are a fraud along with your god Algore.
More oil refineries and nuclear power plants will reduce global warming !............HONEST !
......:o)
So Global Warming extends miles beneath the surface of earth ....what will we do about GW on Jupiter? It’s happening.
Global warming ate my baby!!
He has it backwards. Clearly larger earthquakes are causing global warming.
Some of the most imbecilic, simple-minded, junk science BS I’ve ever read.
Whatta load of horse hockey!
Let's just call it Global Dubya Bush, and cover all the bases.
All this hysteria is sounding like the Good Times virus hoax from years gone by.
There has been a massive increase in papercuts due to global warming. Toenails grow faster. Tasmanian devils are acting strangely. Polar bears are annoyed. People buy more tacky clothes. Women crave more Splenda. Corns and bunions are off the charts. Ring around the collar is rising. Natives of a coral atoll saw no rise in sea level, but their latrine smelled worse. Two guys in Milwaukee didn’t get their car wax applied during a car wash. Birds crapped on the Mercedes of a Democratic Senator. We expect to see much more of this as the global catastrophe unfolds.
And here I thought it had to do with the poles getting ready to flip...
correlation not equal causation
This is a common “research” flaw. Two items happen but that does not mean that one caused the other.
He could be right, except that it’s probably the warming from the inside-out rather than the outside-in doing the damage...
If someone maintained that there’s increased earthquake activity because we’re not relieving tectonic stresses by pumping out enough crude oil from the crust, do you think that would get any attention?
Global warming not required.
This could be true.
After all we have seen a stunning short term rise in temperatures in the Upper Midwest.
I did some research and found that we have had a astounding 60 degree rise in mean daily temperatures in just the past 5 months.
I used to be a global warming skeptic, but after I put this temperature data together, I am a believer.
We must take action immediately....
bump
If one of the practioners of the Religion of Warmth tries to feed me this line of bull in person, I'm liable to go Arctic on them!
No second chance?
Can Earth explode as a result of Global Warming?
NU Journal of Discovery, Vol 3, May 2001 | Dr Tom J. Chalko
Posted on 06/18/2008 7:45:10 PM PDT by CedarDave
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2033147/posts
too funny
