Have at it.
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Posted on 06/11/2008 9:04:00 AM PDT by Moose4
An airline pilot and flight attendant who ventured into a wooded area, apparently to have sex last month in Lower Swatara Township,each pleaded guilty this afternoon to disorderly conduct.
Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, of Moon Twp., a Pittsburgh suburb, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, of Belleville, Mich., each paid a $300 fine for the summary offense.
Saying they didn't have enough evidence, prosecutors withdrew charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, loitering and prowling at night against Bradford, and theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness, and loitering and prowling at night against Connor.
(Excerpt) Read more at pennlive.com ...
Have at it.
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What does their jobs have to do with anything?
Absolutely nothing. They were on a 24 hour overnight. They should have been more discreet, but their jobs have nothing to do with it. It does now, however..
Rent a room, already!
What the mile high club isn’t good enough for them?
“Prowling at night?” That’s one that I want for my police record. It even beats the “Dog at Large” I’ve collected.
Guilty!!!!!
The jobs become pertinent because these two were drunk out in the woods doing the nasty less than twelve hours before reporting for a scheduled flight. Pinnacle Airlines (their maybe ex-employer) has a twelve-hour “bottle to throttle” rule that you can’t drink within 12 hours of reporting for a flight.
Pilots and flight attendants knocking boots isn’t anything new in the airline industry. But getting plowed, doing it in the woods, and then wandering around the woods naked and getting so lost that they need a helicopter to find you, while your partner breaks into a marked fire department SUV to get a flashlight? That is some epic fail right there.
(And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide.)
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Amazing, we have upwards of 40,000,000 people and their anchor babies in this country illegally, and two people in the woods are making national news.
She’s guilty...and then some.
I guess it would depend upon how hany drinks you had.
From the neck down.
What was she wanting a flashlight for? Airdog not delivering the goods?
That sounds like so many of my dates during my single years.
Eh, I don’t think it’s any sillier than other stories that get posted here. We have to lighten up every now and then. Besides, Mr. Bradford has given our yoots a fine shining example of what NOT to do if you want a career in the airline industry. (That would be get ripped, boink a flight attendant, and wander around the Pennsylvania backwoods naked in the middle of the night.)
I had to fill my truck with gas today. I needed something to lighten my mood.
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I would be willing to find her not guilty if she invoked the one bag rule. She's virtually the walking definition of a butter face.
Eh. She’s nolo contendere. And, now, Pinnacle Airlines’ most famous (former?) flight attendant.
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