Pilot, flight attendant plead guilty to disorderly conduct

Pennlive.com ^ | 9 June 2008 | Matthew Kemeny

[Moose4]

An airline pilot and flight attendant who ventured into a wooded area, apparently to have sex last month in Lower Swatara Township,each pleaded guilty this afternoon to disorderly conduct.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, of Moon Twp., a Pittsburgh suburb, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, of Belleville, Mich., each paid a $300 fine for the summary offense.

Saying they didn't have enough evidence, prosecutors withdrew charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, loitering and prowling at night against Bradford, and theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness, and loitering and prowling at night against Connor.

[Moose4]

Have at it.

}:-)4

[stuartcr]

What does their jobs have to do with anything?

[cardinal4]

What does their jobs have to do with anything?

Absolutely nothing. They were on a 24 hour overnight. They should have been more discreet, but their jobs have nothing to do with it. It does now, however..

[AnAmericanMother]

OH, fer cryin' out loud!

Rent a room, already!

[Dr. Ursus]

What the mile high club isn’t good enough for them?

[1rudeboy]

“Prowling at night?” That’s one that I want for my police record. It even beats the “Dog at Large” I’ve collected.

[rednesss]

Guilty!!!!!

[Moose4]

The jobs become pertinent because these two were drunk out in the woods doing the nasty less than twelve hours before reporting for a scheduled flight. Pinnacle Airlines (their maybe ex-employer) has a twelve-hour “bottle to throttle” rule that you can’t drink within 12 hours of reporting for a flight.

Pilots and flight attendants knocking boots isn’t anything new in the airline industry. But getting plowed, doing it in the woods, and then wandering around the woods naked and getting so lost that they need a helicopter to find you, while your partner breaks into a marked fire department SUV to get a flashlight? That is some epic fail right there.

(And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide.)

}:-)4

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I'm pretty sure she's guilty, but I'd have to see her au naturel to be certain.

[dragnet2]

Amazing, we have upwards of 40,000,000 people and their anchor babies in this country illegally, and two people in the woods are making national news.

[Straight Vermonter]

This pic from her myspace page may make it easier to decide if she is guilty.

[buccaneer81]

She’s guilty...and then some.

[Joiseydude]

And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide.

I guess it would depend upon how hany drinks you had.

[Resolute Conservative]

From the neck down.

What was she wanting a flashlight for? Airdog not delivering the goods?

[Conspiracy Guy]

That sounds like so many of my dates during my single years.

[LearsFool]

An airline pilot and flight attendant who ventured into a wooded area, apparently to have sex last month in Lower Swatara Township,each pleaded guilty this afternoon to disorderly conduct.

Was this a "sodomites only" park or something? /s

[Moose4]

Eh, I don’t think it’s any sillier than other stories that get posted here. We have to lighten up every now and then. Besides, Mr. Bradford has given our yoots a fine shining example of what NOT to do if you want a career in the airline industry. (That would be get ripped, boink a flight attendant, and wander around the Pennsylvania backwoods naked in the middle of the night.)

I had to fill my truck with gas today. I needed something to lighten my mood.

}:-)4

[Joe 6-pack]

"She’s guilty...and then some."

I would be willing to find her not guilty if she invoked the one bag rule. She's virtually the walking definition of a butter face.

[Sig Sauer P220]

Izzat dang Roger Clemens at it again!

[Moose4]

Eh. She’s nolo contendere. And, now, Pinnacle Airlines’ most famous (former?) flight attendant.

}:-)4

[San Jacinto]

I'm pretty sure I'd have to go "Guilty!' on this as far as the stewardess is concerned, but I might give the pilot a pass under the "2 AM, drunk in a bar, 'prettier at closing time' Rule". In any event, it appears from the charges filed, they were having quite a night---

charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, loitering and prowling at night against Bradford, and theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness, and loitering and prowling at night against Connor.

[Sig Sauer P220]

I'm pretty sure I'd have to go "Guilty!' on this as far as the stewardess is concerned, but I might give the pilot a pass under the "2 AM, drunk in a bar, 'prettier at closing time' Rule". In any event, it appears from the charges filed, they were having quite a night---

Yes, that would appear to be the right verdict.

[Parley Baer]

...but it is ok for queers to have sex in public restrooms in parks.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Totally not guilty, especially in the cool stew outfit

[dragnet2]

I had to fill my truck with gas today. I needed something to lighten my mood.

Well, that's certainly understandable. I was in a gas station the other day, and everyone in there looked like they were in the mood for murder.

[KarlInOhio]

What the mile high club isn’t good enough for them?

Don't you usually have to get some ground training before flight operations?

[rlmorel]

"...I'm pretty sure I'd have to go "Guilty!' on this as far as the stewardess is concerned, but I might give the pilot a pass under the "2 AM, drunk in a bar, 'prettier at closing time' Rule". In any event, it appears from the charges filed, they were having quite a night..."

I would concur. Not that I would have ANY idea what that kind of thing would have been like.

No, never.

Ever.

Not that I remember, at least.

[iopscusa]

Both look Guilty and also like they are related or just Liberals.

[sportutegrl]

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, of Moon Twp . . .

The jokes just write themselves.

[rlmorel]

I don’t know. In the old days, police would just throw them in the drunk tank. Now it has to be national news.

So, she was butt naked (okay) poking around in the Fire Chief’s car looking for a flashlight, and he was passed out, butt naked out in the woods? I presume she was going to try to either look for him, look for her clothes, or both.

This is kind of funny, and I think I have either variously done this (not that I remember) or seen it in a movie or something, but it is pretty sad too.

Alcohol and hormones are a powerful combination and got the better of both of them, then this.

[HamiltonJay]

Butterface

[rlmorel]

"...What was she wanting a flashlight for? Airdog not delivering the goods?"

[rlmorel]

What on earth is “Butterface”?

[cpdiii]

(And admittedly, I’m extremely conflicted about whether the flight attendant is guilty or not guilty. That’s a tough case to decide

From the neck down innocent, from the neck up marginally guilty. I vote for adjudicated probation.

[Moose4]

I think it’s along the lines of “oh man, I’d hit that, butterface, I dunno...”

}:-)4

[Straight Vermonter]

Good body “but her face” is not so good.

[Still Thinking]

“Everything’s great, butterface”

[HamiltonJay]

Butterface is a term for a woman with an attractive body, but a less than attractive face... ie:

She’s got a hot body, but her face...

So when you see someone like this, they are classfied “butterface”

[Defiant]

He’s not guilty, by reason of temporary insanity.

[NRA1995]

Moon Township, eh?

[rlmorel]

LOL. Okay...I always thought I was pretty well versed on slang, and that was a new one for me...:)

Learn something new every day!

(Heh, I was just thinking, I wonder what women call a guy with a less than attractive body and a handsome face...)

[HamiltonJay]

I wonder what women call a guy with a less than attractive body and a handsome face..

They call him wing man for the guy they are going to go home with.. that’s what.