LETTER FROM PENTAGON TO CONG. PETE STARK
Hon. Pete Stark
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Dear Congressman Stark,
Enjoyed hearing from you. Obviously, from the tone of your letter, the air in Congress in still toxic and you think you are impostant.
With respect to your demand to know the name and rank of those officers who visited the Congress on a day you were making an a$$ of yourself - MAKE US, you sanctimonious twit!!!
We at the Pentagon love to hear from the elected representatives in Congress. Please write again if you ever have anything significant to say.
Sincerely,
The Pentagon
I love your post. The guy is a wienie.
Hey SkyPilot and All. The response should have been.
LETTER FROM PENTAGON TO CONG. PETE STARK
Hon. Pete Stark
Yada,
Yada,
Yada
Dear Congressman Stark,
Thanks for the input from you. Obviously, from the tone of your letter, you are not aware of who we are. We “collectively” (if that is a term you are more comfortable with) are known as the Joint Chiefs of Staff, perhaps you have heard of us?
We are charged with protecting the American Republic and ensuring that our brave Men and Women serving are provided the funds to carry out that mission.
We simply wished to see for ourselves how much pork you and your colleagues would vote for in the current appropriations bill. Money that might have been better spent ensuring the the success and safety of our mission, rather than being squandered on pet projects for an obvious military hater like you!
We at the Pentagon love to hear from the elected representatives in Congress. Please write again if you ever have anything significant or reassuring to say .
Sincerely,
The Pentagon (and the people we serve, the American People.)
PS - Please allow drilling for oil that we have in our country so we can be energy independent and not have to deal with the folks over there anymore.
PPS - Hoorah!