Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday 5/19/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 19, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[TSchmereL]

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[TSchmereL]

Calling all El Conservo Tribe Members and Operation Chaos Agents!

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

Rush is out today and tomorrow.

[TornadoAlley3]

[MNJohnnie]

Chief Wagawaga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe

El Conservo Tribe Member Names

holdonnow - ‘Barks Back at Moonbats’
advertising guy - ‘Sgt. War Paint Squirrel’
rightwingintelligentsia - ‘FReeping Dove’
Ingtar - ‘Miming Cranium’
navymom1 - ‘Conservative Warpath Woman’
Kerretarded - ‘Clubber of DUmmies’
Unrepentant VN Vet - ‘Keeps Bears Away’
Eagleandliberty - ‘rinohunter’
Clint N. Suhks - ‘SITTING BOLONEY’
angcat - ‘She who yells too much’
Fudd Fan - ‘Fan of Fudd’
NeoCaveman - ‘Avoids Fort Marcy Park’
bosco - ‘flying bullet’
Biggirl - ‘PodunkCatLover’
sono - ‘Speaks Little, Says Much’
MNJohnnie - ‘Roars like lion’
AliVeritas - ‘Seeks Truth, Tells All’
lormand - ‘runs with reagan’
RoadGumby - ‘The Duck Monster’
Joisey - ‘Taunts With Pictures’
mnehrling - ‘Punches Hippies’
cleveland gop - ‘MAN ON FIRE’
penelopesire - ‘Dances with Dittoheads’
IMissPresidentReagan - ‘NeverForgotRonReagan’
Phantom Lord - ‘Hates Liberals’
SE Mom - ‘Screaming Eagle’
Brandie - ‘American Warrior Dream Girl’
rightinthemiddle - ‘sharp arrow’
Sensei Ern - ‘Poo-Flinging Conservative Monkey’
American Quilter - ‘Writes with Eagle Feather’
LachlanMinnesota - ‘Two Dogs’
CottonBall - ‘Lives in Woods’
TSchmereL - ‘Brave Macaca-Waga’
Fawn - ‘Strong Deer with Hope’
Hunton Peck - ‘Runs with Turtles’
The Right Stuff - ‘cavots with coyotes’
Fishtalk - ‘Blogs With Forked Tongue’
Tamar1973 - ‘Red Phoenix’
McGruff - ‘One who’s back bleeds’
KateUTWS - ‘Communes with chocolate’
youturn - ‘Matron of the Mountains’
sweet_diane - ‘runs with scissors’
Mean Maryjean - ‘Runs with Rush’
guinessman - ‘Drinker of Extra Stout’
FaithintheRight - ‘Strong Conservative Squaw’
50cal Smokepole - Fishes with Dynamite.
Navynucmom - Shoots with forked gun;
WorkerbeeCitizen-Wrestles With RINOs;
vacuumbob-Sitting Buck Sucker
eeevilConservative-Ultimate eeevil Leader
ChicagoConservative27-Big City Brave
TornadoAlley3-Wild Wind Warrior
acsrp38-Squaw Fly ‘em Over Bear
tcw_laj4ALL- She who speaks with fish
LS-“Teaches Skulls Full of Mush”

————————————————————————————— Name Suggestion Pool
“Dances With Supply-Siders”
“Wrestles With RINOs”
“Lunches with Rush”
“Dances With Feminazis”
“Whips with noodle”
“Red-tailed one”
“shoots with forked gun”
“Votes with Pinched Nose”
“Hanging Chad”
“Ballot like Butterfly”
“Hacker of the Touchscreen”
“Votes Early and Often”
“Digital Shirt of Brown”
“Feeds Mom Dog Food”
“Starver of Children”
“Kick ‘Ems in the Street”
“Racist, Sexist, Bigoted Homophobe”
“Brave with flat screen and flat head”
“Votes for Conservatives”

[lormand]

‘runs with reagan’ here

[Ingtar]

How about a suggested tribe name of “Llorts on Rush threads?”

[MNJohnnie]

You know every day Obama is proving he is Jimmy Carter 2.0.

On Foreign Policy, on National Security, on Energy, On Economic on Tax Policy etc every thing Obama says is just a regurgitation of the same things the Carter regime tried to do.

[MNJohnnie]

Done!

[EagleandLiberty]

Hello all...

ChiefRinoHunter is at his WIGWAM. How’s everyone on this Monday?

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Howdy

[arderkrag]

“Starver of Children”

I'd like to volunteer for this one.

[Ingtar]

Of course, we’ll have to vote that onto someone. I doubt they’ll take it voluntarily.

I hope everyone had a great weekend.

[Matchett-PI]

“Heap Big Sitting Bull-Sh*t Repeller” here

Add me to the list. :)

[EagleandLiberty]

Jimmy Carter 2.0.

That sounds like a new version of a DEFECTIVE software!! :-)

[Enterprise]

“Lay off my wife” ya clumsy clapping white conservative people Monday bump!

[Bosco]

flying bullet is here...

[MNJohnnie]

Done and done!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

WnL mode.

[Ingtar]

Carter Vista?

[Kerretarded]

Pretty soon, the only thing you are going to be able to say about Obama is that his name is Obama and he is "The Man of Change."

Everything else will be off-limits because "he finds it 'low class' and 'unacceptable'". Well, guess what Obama, in high school, it was almost a reflex that when a teacher pronounced daily that something was NOT to be talked about, THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT!

We will NOT bow down to you, Oh Xerxes!!!



BTW, I would LOVE to see someone photoshop Obama's face into this photo.

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=270587

John Kerry rally draws 80,000

[TSchmereL]

It has already been done. I have seen it.

[arderkrag]

Already done at cracked.com:

[Fudd Fan]

“Fan of Fudd” in teepee today.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thanks for the ping. Hate fill in days :(

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You’re good.

[EagleandLiberty]

Carter Vista?

no, even Vista is better that Carter 2.0.

[Bosco]

On Friday did Rush say what the nature of his 2 days off were?

Vacation?

Super Secret High Level Meetings?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

No Rush today?

Crap.

[50cal Smokepole]

Fishes with Dynamite here

[Kerretarded]

Anyone see McCain on SNL? Saw it while surfing for something good to watch. The SNL news came on and the guy said ,”And here with us is John McCain.” I said ,”No way.” But it was. He was kinda funny.

Did I just say that?

[EagleandLiberty]

Teddy Kennedy in Hospital still.

[Kerretarded]

oh cool! Thanks!

[EagleandLiberty]

Kerretarded, I saw you joined the Falcon party, too.

[Kerretarded]

Teddy Kennedy in Hospital still.

You know, I have an extremely hard time feeling ill-will toward anyone, but.......

My dad, not a Teddy fan, said that he heard some news station discuss how Teddy is one of the hardest-working Senators. I said, "Yea, at SCREWING OVER THIS COUNTRY!"

[eeevil conservative]

arg~

no Rush!

(eating desk)

[angcat]

Tragic

[arderkrag]

I can't claim credit. I just frequent the site. That's from a photoshop contest (they have 1 a week, like somethingawful.com or fark.com) called "The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run".

[Bosco]

I think what I am going to do is listen to the sermon I missed yesterday morning instead of a Rush-less EIB broadcast.

All the best.

[Matchett-PI]

Rush said Friday that he would be out today and tomorrow. I think it has to do with charity golfing committments, but I don’t remember for sure.

[Just Lori]

Teddy needs to retire and enjoy his “golden years” with all that money.

[Tamar1973]

Look at those “manly” fingernails! Yikes. LOL!

[American Quilter]

Thanks for the ping, TSchmereL!

[Kerretarded]

Kerretarded, I saw you joined the Falcon party, too.

Yep! I have decided that I have nothing in common with the Democrat Party and my commonalities with the Republican Party are shrinking. I have also come to the conclusion that I will no longer be saddled with the brand that some Republican big boys have no problem with - that brand being the Party of Big Government, Corporation Preference over Citizens Rights, No Reform, No borders, Dem Appeasers, and semi-strong on the WOT.

[nutmeg]

Rush said Friday that he would be out today and tomorrow. I think it has to do with charity golfing committments, but I don’t remember for sure.

Crap, El Rushbo's out for two days? I can't stand these subs. Grrr....

[Matchett-PI]

Thanks!

Is Free Republic slow today, or is it just my imagination?

[American Quilter]

Hi CRH—Writes with Eagle Feather is here. Did you have a good weekend?

[acsrp38]

Who is Gary Hart?? /s

[advertising guy]

pajama clad and parked........busy weekend here last