Steven Morris from Birmingham, UK is the lucky 10000th person pledging to use his body as a “human shield” against an "US attack on Iran". Morris will be attempting to slow down bombs using both his body and his righteous attitude.
1 posted on
05/11/2008 8:43:59 PM PDT by
mondoreb
To: mondoreb
I volunteer to drive a bulldozer digging a deep trench.
2 posted on
05/11/2008 8:46:14 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: mondoreb
Nuclear doesn’t recognize shields ...
3 posted on
05/11/2008 8:46:42 PM PDT by
doc1019
(I was taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.)
To: mondoreb
4 posted on
05/11/2008 8:47:20 PM PDT by
pnh102
(Save America - Ban Ethanol Now!)
To: mondoreb
I can't wait for the movie, 10,000.
To: mondoreb
You can’t make this stuff up! Tell me then: What’s the downside of an attack on Iran’s nuclear weapons program? We destroy an evil regime’s WMD and rid the world of tens-of-thousands of mindless peacecreeps in one fell swoop! BRILLIANT!
6 posted on
05/11/2008 8:48:51 PM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary or Obama can!)
To: mondoreb
Useful idiots = bomb catchers.
8 posted on
05/11/2008 8:49:43 PM PDT by
anymouse
To: mondoreb
To: mondoreb
To: mondoreb
Bring it on... moonbat barbeque!
14 posted on
05/11/2008 8:53:20 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: mondoreb
To: mondoreb
The irony is these idiots realize the U.S. will avoid harming noncombatants. Meanwhile the thugs they support seek “soft targets” including women, infirmed and children.
Someone please explain their “Moral Superiority.”
20 posted on
05/11/2008 8:55:58 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: mondoreb
every person that registers should be on TSA watchlist (prolly is) at minimum. The Feds should invoke a special Sedition Act against these “human shield” pukes and toss out their right to return to the USA....give ‘em the IRS proctology exam yearly...make FBI interns interview them...I could think of more...
21 posted on
05/11/2008 8:56:03 PM PDT by
endthematrix
(Now that we use our corn for fuel, when do we eat coal for dinner?)
To: mondoreb
To: mondoreb
Remember how effective the Human Shields were when we attacked Iraq? Not one stuck around. They are cowards, and are likely to become political science grads, or professors.
24 posted on
05/11/2008 9:00:41 PM PDT by
stubernx98
(cranky, but reasonable)
To: mondoreb
Considering that the population of Iran is estimated to be about 71 million … 10 thousand pledges seem slime to me
27 posted on
05/11/2008 9:07:27 PM PDT by
doc1019
(I was taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.)
To: mondoreb
28 posted on
05/11/2008 9:11:13 PM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts.....)
To: mondoreb
Maybe we could make the Iranians a deal. If they take all 10,000, then they can sell them to the Darfur Arabs as slaves and we won’t make an issue of it.
Or they can forcibly convert all 10,000 to Islam, make all the men grow beards and all women wear the black abaya. Everybody has to pray five times a day, learn the Koran in Arabic, and fully obey strict Sharia law.
If they make it through that, then they can be used to clear minefields.
To: mondoreb
This is a wonderful idea!
It should be encouraged and financed by private contributions..
The more wankers we can place in the strike zone, the more justifiable the strike.
The gene pool needs a lot more than 10,000 of these clowns on the strike zone...
Millions would be a number I have in mind....
33 posted on
05/11/2008 9:28:12 PM PDT by
river rat
(Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
To: mondoreb
34 posted on
05/11/2008 9:33:52 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
(Eschew obfuscation)
To: mondoreb
Idiot leftists. Apparently they haven't heard Mahmoud Ahmedinejad's threats to annihilate Israel. Why don't they go to Israel where they could prevent a global Armageddon? But no one wants to die for the Jews. It isn't politically correct.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
35 posted on
05/11/2008 9:42:01 PM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: mondoreb
Don’t stop a 10,000! This is the chance to get em all in one place....
37 posted on
05/11/2008 9:50:52 PM PDT by
Uriah_lost
(This space reserved for a decent candidate,,,lemme know when we get one.)
To: mondoreb
DANG This is excellent!
I am tied of these poopie heads canceling out my vote.
Lets get started President Bush.
38 posted on
05/11/2008 9:51:15 PM PDT by
kennyboy509
(Ha! I kill me!)
To: mondoreb
Show the lucky 10,000th human shield what they've won:
42 posted on
05/11/2008 10:10:58 PM PDT by
dangus
To: mondoreb
Drugs are more prevalent than I thought.
To: mondoreb
Oh boy.
An attack on Iran will be a two-fer.
45 posted on
05/11/2008 10:25:00 PM PDT by
exit82
(People get the government they deserve. And they are about to get it--in spades.)
To: mondoreb
Considering the sign...Free one way ticket, I would think this is along the lines of the Onion or Scrappleface. But still, totalitarian regimes couldn't survive without “useful idiots”.
47 posted on
05/11/2008 10:48:02 PM PDT by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Democrats spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: mondoreb
"One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
and I found out" (the Beatles, "Day Tripper")
50 posted on
05/11/2008 11:08:20 PM PDT by
familyop
(Worthless male weekend warrior has-been trash with no degree.)
To: mondoreb
Hunh, nothing about free Burquas for the women?
Well, I suppose just going on a trip is excuse to
go shopping for a new one....
51 posted on
05/11/2008 11:09:29 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: mondoreb
We’re gonna need more virgins!
58 posted on
05/12/2008 12:15:48 AM PDT by
The Duke
(I have met the enemy, and he is named 'Apathy'!)
To: mondoreb
If they are women, they better cover up from head to toe or the peaceful people they are protecting will beat them to a pulp.
60 posted on
05/12/2008 3:52:12 AM PDT by
meowmeow
(In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
To: mondoreb
Just a little while after this thread was posted someone put up an argument that to save the planet we need some people to die.
I love it when a plan comes together.
62 posted on
05/12/2008 4:13:50 AM PDT by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
To: mondoreb
Only 10,000?? Hell...we wouldn’t even need a nuke to “take care” of that number of idiots !!
To: mondoreb
Morris will be attempting to slow down bombs using both his body and his righteous attitude. Well, you can't fix STUPID, but this line made me smile.
We suggest each Human Shield also receive a form to fill out for future Honorary Darwin Awards.
64 posted on
05/12/2008 5:30:11 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
To: mondoreb
Two birds with one stone.
65 posted on
05/12/2008 9:24:36 AM PDT by
Mogollon
(Vote straight GOP for congress....our only protection against Obama-Clinton, or McCain.)
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