FReeper Canteen ~ Happy Mother's Day ~ 11 May 08

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[Kathy in Alaska]

 

~ HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ~

 

 

 

 

[HopeandGlory]

Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners.

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Our Flag Flying Proudly One Nation Under God

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Lord, Please Bless Our Troops, They're fighting for our Freedom.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic, for which it stands;
one nation UNDER GOD,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

Prayers going up.

[Izzy Dunne]

I love my MOM!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy Mother's Day!

Please stop in and say a prayer of protection for the military.
Prayers from all denominations are needed.

           


Sunday Liberty starts after the Guest Military Chaplain's Service!

[indcons]

Hi Kathy in Alaska and other FRiends.

Bumping the thread.

[PROCON]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you Mom type Canteeners!!

[Kirkwood]

Every day should be Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day!

[swmobuffalo]

Thank you!

[bobbyd]

*WHY GOD MADE MOMS*
(Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions.)

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ‘cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

[MeekMom]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Honoring Our Heroes

AbnSarge USA
Allegra
3 sons (armymarinemom and amdad)
Brett USN (CindyDawg)
Brother and Son-in-Law (kalee)
Cannoneer No. 4
Capt Jason Clendenin (friend of Frou)
Chris USA (amom)
Clarinet_King USAF (NerdDad/CDBear)
Col Mike (gpapa)
CMS USA
David USAF (LUV W)
Defender2
Deven USA (Shimmer)
Ethan USMC (georgiabelle)
Ev USA (Mozie)
Fred (DocRock)
Future Snake Eater USA (RightOnline)
GulfWar1Vet USA
Jade Falcon USN
JemiansTerror USA (Jemian)
Jet Jaguar USAF
Joel (NEMDF)
Jonathan USMC (AZbushgal)
Josh USN (doug from upland)
Karen USA (fatima's granddaughter)
KB4W USAF (arbee4bush)
Kenneth (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
Kevin USMC (skimask)
Kevin and David USA (vigilante2)
Laurita USA
LCpl Carter USMC
Lindsay (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
Lt David (Coldwater Creek)
M1911A1 USMC (M0sby)
M1Tanker
MEG33's Navy Grandson
Mike1Sg USA (mystery-ak)
Milo828 USA (mystery-ak)
Nate USN (sneakers)
Old Sarge USA
OneLoyalAmerican USCG
PFC Dan USA (son of swmobuffalo)
Robert, Jeremy, Daynnis USA (SoldierDad)
Sat-Com Chris USA (son of KC Burke)
Sgt Dusty USA (MountainDad)
Sgt Sean Reed (preed)
Sgt Spencer USA (grame)
Son USCG (GodBlessUSA)
SPC Mike USA (AbnSarge)
SSGT John Linde USA (JFoxbear)
Terrence USN (Sweetbaby/LadyPilgrim)
The Sailor
tongue-tied USN/USA
Tonkin USN/USCG
txradioguy USA
Valerie USAF (Shimmer)
Victor and Tony D USMC (weldgophardline)
William USA (jackv)

 

[Kirkwood]

[PROCON]

Welcome!! :)

Any kids around this weekend?!

[MeekMom]

Thanks Pro! :))

[MeekMom]

[PROCON]

Evening MM!!

Any kids around this weekend?!

[Kathy in Alaska]

God Lord's Day, bobbyd....*WHY GOD MADE MOMS*....those are precious. Thank you for sharing them.

[PROCON]

LOL!!

Great post!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are, God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

BLESS THIS HOUSE

 Bless this house O Lord we pray; Make it safe by night and day; 
Bless these walls so firm and stout, Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright, Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within, keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we May dwell O Lord with thee. 

(Click on graphics for music)

[MeekMom]

Well, my son moved back in with me a couple of days ago. But he works a lot. (at work right now) Hopefully I’ll be able to spend some time with him tomorrow. :)
Also, tomorrow afternoon I’m having friends over for Bible study & the Lord’s Supper, singing & prayer! Looking forward to that. :)
I hope you’re having a happy weekend hon. :P

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good Lord’s Day to you, Hope, and happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for our Pledge of Allegiance.

[Kirkwood]

Why do mom's use spit to clean your face?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy Mother’s Day to your Mom, Izzy, and Good Lord’s Day.

[indcons]

Thank you :)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Dear God:
I ask that no Airman, Coast Guardsman,
Marine, Sailor, Soldier or National Guardsman
feel alone or forgotten. AMEN

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

[Kirkwood]

And why do mom's always tell you to clean your plate?

[swmobuffalo]

“Any kids around this weekend?!”

Yep, the 16 year old! He’s been gone all day! Helped move a friend of a friend from here to Springfield and then went with friends to help strike the set at a Christian playhouse.

And my step daughter sent me a sound card from Hallmark, “to the woman that rules the roost”, it plays the Chicken dance song! Also had new pictures of my oldest grandson in it.

[swmobuffalo]

“Why do mom’s use spit to clean your face?”

It’s handy!

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Kirkwood, that is too cute. You are right, Mom’s alway say that. Good Lord’s Day to you and yours.

[SevenofNine]

MAN this movie really sucks

Report from UK Sunday Times Tom Cruise anti Hitler movie Valyiere probably won’t be shown after all

WHOA
Also Ap wire has exclusive report that father and daughter dance the band going peform Joe Cocker you are so beautiful

Also report from AP wire claim that another earthquake nail Mongari Japan at this hour 6.0 on richer scale

Godzilla woke up????

[pandoraou812]

~Happy Mothers Day~

[EsmeraldaA]

You are sweet.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Happy Mother's Day, Proud Mom...
I've been seeing a commercial all week for a Hallmark talking card.

[Twink]

Love that song/poem.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Wishing all our Jewish troops, veterans, families, allies, friends, and Canteeners
a peaceful and prosperous week.

[GodBlessUSA]

[Twink]

I miss mine :)

[Kathy in Alaska]

He Who blessed our forefathers Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - may He bless the fighters of the Israel Defense Force, who stand guard over our land and the cities of our G-d from the border of the Lebanon to the desert of Egypt, and from the Great Sea unto the approach of the Aravah, on the land, in the air, and on the sea.

May HASHEM cause the enemies who rise up against us to be struck down before them. May the Holy One, Blessed is He, preserve and rescue our fighting men from every trouble and distress and from every plague and illness, and may He send blessing and success in their every endeavor.

May He lead our enemies under their sway and may He grant them salvation and crown them with victory. And may there be fulfilled for them the verse: For it is Hashem, your G-d, Who goes with you to battle your enemies for you to save you.

G-d bless and keep your children safe, Alouette.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Prayers for our troops, veterans, families, allies, friends, and Canteeners
for a safe and peaceful week ahead.

[mamelukesabre]

There is something very strange about those two rats. They have ears like a primate. Normally, rats have ears on the top of their heads, not the sides of their heads.

[Twink]

Got this in an email today, lol.

It’s hilarious.

[SandRat]

This is From Tonk,..

Wishing all the Moms on FR a very happy Mother’s Day!

May it be as sweet and innocent in it’s comfort to you as this little angel,
May you be filled with the same awe, wonderment and simple joys as she is.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

Just doing like you asked Brian.

[MeekMom]

amen Ma!
God bless our brave men and women in our military past and present, and our allies and their families. :)

[MEG33]

EsmeraldaA
Have A Wonderful Day

[MeekMom]

Thank you dear Sandy. God bless you & your family. :))
(((hugs)))

[laurenmarlowe]

Special Birthday wishes for you Es! *HUGS*

[EsmeraldaA]

Very nice of you GB.

[SandRat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[SandRat]

thank you.

[SandRat]

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