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Kirksville [MO] man accused of switching water bottle's UPC_code with $500 TV
www.kirksvilledailyexpress.com ^ | 04/25/2008 | STAFF

Posted on 04/25/2008 12:27:57 PM PDT by Red Badger

KIRKSVILLE - A Kirksville man faces a felony indictment after trying to purchase a LCD television for less than $3 by allegedly replacing its UPC code with that of a water bottle.

Reginald Newman, 44, was indicted Monday by the Adair County Grand Jury and has been charged with attempted stealing by deceit.

According to documents filed in Adair County Circuit Court, Newman allegedly tried to purchase a 26-inch Viore LCD television from Wal-Mart, claiming the UPC code valued at $3.16 was the proper code the television, which normally sells for more than $517. *

If convicted, he faces up to seven years in prison, a fine of up to $5,000 or any combination of the two.

He is in custody at the Adair County Detention Center on a $10,000 cash-only bond.

The grand jury also indicted a Novinger, Mo., man on two counts of felony forgery.

David Novinger, 45, was arrested Wednesday for writing checks on two accounts that were not his own.

He is also in custody at the Detention Center on a $25,000 cash-only bond.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: dumbasscriminal; stupidthief
Now why didn't I think of that!.......But the high prices of LCD televisions made him do it, so it's not his fault!............
1 posted on 04/25/2008 12:27:58 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Moron ping.


2 posted on 04/25/2008 12:29:51 PM PDT by AU72
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To: Red Badger
If he'd switched the UPC code for a less expensive TV, he'd almost assuredly gotten away with it. Did he really think a cashier would let him buy a TV for $3 that came up at the register as a water bottle? The judge should tack on an extra year for stupidity!
3 posted on 04/25/2008 12:31:32 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary or Obama can!)
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To: Red Badger

Oh man, you gotta do this with smaller items, not so conspicuous. :)

If he had gotten away with it, poetic justice (a la Darwin awards) would be his trying to return it if it didn’t work, with a bottle of Dasani on his receipt.


4 posted on 04/25/2008 12:31:44 PM PDT by AbeKrieger (There is a special place in Hell for Lyndon Johnson.)
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To: Red Badger

Hmmm, how can I do that at the gas pump?


5 posted on 04/25/2008 12:31:49 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Red Badger

dunbazz


6 posted on 04/25/2008 12:32:09 PM PDT by meanie monster
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To: Red Badger

Always Low Prices. Always.


7 posted on 04/25/2008 12:32:23 PM PDT by Slapshot68
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To: Red Badger
This is the reason why many stores have the employee at the exit to give your receipt the once over and then check it off. A crooked employee will work with an accomplice in the checkout line to misenter an item.
8 posted on 04/25/2008 12:33:48 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Pray for Rattendaemmerung: the final mutually destructive battle between Obama and Hillary in Denver)
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"The grand jury also indicted a Novinger, Mo., man on two counts of felony forgery.

David Novinger, 45, was arrested Wednesday for writing checks on two accounts that were not his own. "

David Novinger from Novinger, Mo. Population: 1 (pending)

9 posted on 04/25/2008 12:37:44 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Red Badger

He should get more time tacked on just for stupidity.


10 posted on 04/25/2008 12:40:11 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Red Badger

"Meeting of MENSA! Meeting of MENSA!"

11 posted on 04/25/2008 12:45:05 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
He might have tried using the self-checkout lane. The scales in those lanes that weigh the product after you scan them, are incredibly sensitive and accurate. That might be how he was caught?
12 posted on 04/25/2008 12:52:57 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: Red Badger

I remember the time I went to the super market and purchased a 12 pack of root beer. When I went through the checkout, the scanner picked up the bar code of one can through the hand hole in the package and rang up one can.
I pointed it out to the checkout gal and she scanned it again.


13 posted on 04/25/2008 12:55:23 PM PDT by Retired Chemist
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Appears all the smart criminals choose Wal-Mart as their target.
Like the woman who tried to buy groceries with a 10,000 dollar bill.


14 posted on 04/25/2008 12:55:45 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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It doesn’t mention if he tried to do this at a register or self serve. I could see how might think he could get away with it at the self scanner. Not too bright but still plausible.


15 posted on 04/25/2008 1:17:12 PM PDT by Oshkalaboomboom
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