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Bust up: How to enhance your assets without going under the knife
Daily Mail ^
| 4/6/08
| ASHLEY PEARSON
Posted on 04/06/2008 3:29:21 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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At last, the perfect solution to Anthropogenic Global Warming! What a perfect use for all that excess CO2 from our power plants.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
From Anne Hathaway and Victoria Beckham to Catherine Zeta-Jones Maureen Dowd is deeply saddened.
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:31:57 PM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I will gladly sign up as a carbon credit. I could probably offset a small country. (All to save the planet, don’t you know!!!)
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:35:30 PM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
("My advice: Quit supporting the party that is symbolized by an ass." Ted Nugent)
To: Mygirlsmom
Anything more than a handful-or a mouthful- is a waste anyway.
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:51:19 PM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(So much to flame;so little time !)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I offer a massage treatment that is guaranteed to increase a woman’s bust size 2 cups or more. GUARANTEED.
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:53:34 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Mygirlsmom
Together, we could save a continent! ;)
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:55:13 PM PDT
by
Melinda
To: ProtectOurFreedom
And where does the C from Co2 go?
Carbon poisoning can be dangerous. Just ask Al Gore. He has a terminal case.
Why not just use plain O?
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posted on
04/06/2008 3:57:22 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Who wins doesn't matter. They're all liberals. Spend your time and money to take back Congress.)
To: upchuck
Carbon poisoning can be dangerousIf it takes a few fat cells along with it, who cares??? ;O)
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:02:58 PM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
("My advice: Quit supporting the party that is symbolized by an ass." Ted Nugent)
To: neodad
Gives new meaning to “Gas Bags”
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:08:41 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: blackdog
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:13:59 PM PDT
by
668 - Neighbor of the Beast
(And how 'bout that mortgage bailout? Are you getting off the hook? Or on?)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Carbon dioxide is injected just under the surface of the skin using a fine needle. Enthusiasts say the extra oxygen between cells stimulates the production of collagen.What a scam! Carbon dioxide is a waste product of your cells. The oxygen in the carbon dioxide is not available for the cells to use. That's what you breathe out.
Sugar + oxygen = energy + carbon dioxide + water.
Might as well use helium for uplift...
To: ProtectOurFreedom
C02 TREATMENTS are said to be the biggest breakthrough since Botox.... The new research on BOTOX claims it migrates from the face to the brain.
Course the Hollywoodians are already braindead..... could be the reason why it took so long for the research to catch up.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:22:31 PM PDT
by
Liz
(I spent $60 million and got one lousy delegate. Rudy Giuliani)
To: LibFreeOrDie
Might as well use helium for uplift... Helium and CO2 are dangerous. My patented, "hands on" massage system works or your money back. Using my system a womens bust will increase 2 cup sizes. GUARANTEED.
How does it work? I gently fondle massage the women's tits, boobs, hooters breast for two weeks. Call now. No checks.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:23:04 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: genefromjersey
"Anything more than a handful-or a mouthful- is a waste anyway."
I agree for the most part. Most days I'm happy with just a hamburger, but somtimes I want a triple whopper with cheese.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:24:16 PM PDT
by
LiberConservative
(Part of the "Vast Typical White Guy Conspiracy")
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Xenalyte; xsmommy; Gabz
(Not reason, just figgered you should be pinged. Ponged. Poked. Prodded. ....)
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:24:41 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Liz
A friend of ours who did the beauty pageant circuit thing in the early 90’s claimed that she and others would get saline infusions into the breasts and butt to gain temporary fullness. To me that always explained mystery up/down boobs like Britney Spears.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:26:44 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Liz
Do you have any links on the research. My mother-in-law has to get botox shots for a nerve twitch (not cosmetic) on a regular interval.
To: RockyMtnMan
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:33:21 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
To: All
Almost everyone's breasts look good in Hollywood. From Anne Hathaway and Victoria Beckham to Catherine Zeta-Jones.........just checking.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:35:36 PM PDT
by
Liz
(I spent $60 million and got one lousy delegate. Rudy Giuliani)
To: blackdog
I also heard the contestants spray their rears and boobs to keep bathing suits anchored while they parade before the judges.
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posted on
04/06/2008 4:38:50 PM PDT
by
Liz
(I spent $60 million and got one lousy delegate. Rudy Giuliani)
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