Posted on 03/25/2008 6:48:06 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
Hillary, with bayonet tightly between her teeth, advanced with Chelsea beside her towards the grim genocidiers in Tuzla. Her heart beat with sanguine bravery, as she prepared to cut down the screaming, pseudo-sapient madmen standing between Yugoslavians and free health care. It was a pivotal moment for the future of dumbocracy, and it was total, unmitigated male bovine scatology.
There are those who think she misspoke, others who believe she exaggerated a tad, and still others, such as myself, who thinks she could open her mouth and fertilize an entire ethanol farm without substantially raising her pulse. Well, that’s why she hires James Carville to go on Good Morning America and spin. He makes anything obnoxious or disingenuous that pops out of her mouth pale in comparison.
He celebrated Holy Week by blaspheming over the unsubstantial topic of Governor Bill Richardson endorsing Barack Obama. He offered us the following mendacious abuse of the scriptures.
“Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic,” Mr. Carville said, referring to Holy Week.
While Carville and Clinton both treat the truth the way New York Governors treat the institution of holy matrimony, it’s Clinton who should take a page from her opponent’s playbook, and go off the air for an island vacation. Her body could use a rest and her mouth and brain could both use a hiatus until they resynchronize.
Claims of braving incoming sniper fire in Bosnia have made her the DNC version of Congressman Wes Cooley. It’s the type of thing that just gets seared on a person’s memory.
So Carville again served as Hillary’s one-man insane clown posse on GMA. He managed to veer into uncharted territory that would have piqued the interest of the late Rod Serling. He not only doesn’t apologize to Governor Bill Richardson, he also doesn’t particularly feel that he and the governor will be close in the future.
Carville surmised as much based on Governor Richardson’s response to Carville’s initial insult to his religious faith and his character. Richardson wouldn’t wrestle the muddy, porcine Carville on account of his desire to maintain clean haberdashery.
Richardson told "Fox News Sunday" that he wouldn't respond by getting "in the gutter like that."
"That's typical of many of the people around Senator Clinton," Richardson said. "They think they have a sense of entitlement to the presidency."
After waddling his way through some non-sequitor about New Mexico cattle ranches, Carville got down to the business of channeling his inner sadist. He described his remarks as putting the correct brand on a cow. It was something he just had to be a man and take care of. He repeated this disgusting metaphor as I finished my morning coffee and shut the TV off to escape his pugnacious, ugly mug.
I can only think Carville acts that way intentionally. He believes he can ratchet that jaw up and down and make freakish enough pronouncements to intimidate other Democrats out of supporting Barack Obama or commenting on his pay mistress’ remarkable excursions beyond the boundaries of truth. He’s like the rodeo clown who makes a spectacle of himself to prevent the fallen rider from being trampled and gored. He’s genuinely that sick for a living.
Carville is good at what he does, and it’s a job most Americans have too much dignity and self-respect to do. However, I still believe the man should have worked as a pimp instead. That occupation seems to match his disposition and personality better.
What most professionals consider over the top, pimps consider a Type A personality. Carville couldn’t get more Type A without flying off the edge of the alphabet. His aggression, unfairness and his total disregard for the decency that should prevail in the public square are reflexive and seem hard wired into his being.
Carville is the Jungian archetype of The Hatemonger. With equal malice towards all not named Hillary Clinton, Carville probably assumes that he is a just and equitable man; as opposed to an equal opportunity sleaze-chucker. Carville genuinely defiles American politics, and it works like precision machinery.
Hillary will never know the mortal danger of sniper fire. She will never feel threatened as rounds crack through the Balkan air like miniature spears of lightning; chucked by an angry Zeus. She’s got James Carville to handle the wet work and brand all those wayward cattle afflicted with the audacity to stray from The Clintonian Deceit Ranch. What did America do exactly to deserve a machine like the Clinton model?
There’s a reason why God clearly gave Carville the visage of a snake.
Com’on now, don’t you remember the old days when the Clintons were in the WH? :)
They lied ALL the time.
Telling a lie to them comes as naturally as breathing in and out comes to the rest of us.
They are superb liars.
I might give Carville a bit of a break on the Judas comment. After all, I feel sure he knows nothing of Christianity.
Tell me again how Mary Matalin’s marriage to this vile creature doesn’t say anything about her real core beliefs, convictions, character?
Regarding post #5: That would have been a great line for the movie “Men in Black”.
Must. Not. Answer This. One.
:-X
I don't. I think it is highly insulting, to Judas!
But then again, I take the view that had it not been for the actions of Judas, Pilate, and all of the people who had a direct hand in the Crucifixion, Jesus would have never been crucified, we would have no salvation, and the world would be much worse off for it.
lol
“They lied ALL the time.”
And can you tell me what percentage and which presidents for the past one hundred years have not been pretty good at lying?
What really blows my mind is the Carville marriage. Can anyone explain that?
I respectfully refer you to comment #9.
James Carville is why I turn the channel when Mary Matalin shows up to tell us what to believe.
Carville, though I won’t judge his heart,
presents himself in a manner that makes me think of
evil incarnate, the personification of Satan.
“Had it not been for the actions of Judas...we would have no salvation...”
Have you heard about the recently discovered “gospel of Judas” or something like that, which in fact reports that Jesus arranged for Judas to betray him so the “passion” could be played out? Can anyone post a link?
That's exactly what Carville's been doing all along; pimping the Clintons.
Jesus would have been crucified (punished for our sins) regardless of who did it or who betrayed him, for it was God's sovereign plan.
Also, regardless of the inevitability of the crucifixion, those responsible are still responsible for their decisions.
Hank Hannegraffe examines (and debunks) the “gospel of Judas”.
It was clearly written from the viewpoint of Gnosticism, which was about 300 years later than the events described.
Jesus had to be handed over for crucifixion, but those who did are still responsible for doing so.
Yeah, I don’t like Hillary. She’s a big, fat liar. But if McCain doesn’t win, I’d rather have her than Obama.
Yes, God used the dark hearts of men to accomplish His will. Unfortunately for them, the only ‘credit’ they got for their roles was a deeper spot in hell.
I have, but I do not use it to justify my beliefs. I have also heard that there is some controversy over how this gospel was translated.
The reason I believe what I do about Judas, Pilate and the people involved in the Crucifixion is as follows. I believe that as the Son of God, Jesus himself is omnipotent. He is the beginning and the end. He knows us before we are born, while we live, and after we die. He also knew that he would ultimately have to pay the price for our salvation.
While the above is backed up by scripture, I took this and made the following conclusion... Jesus knew exactly how the events of the Crucifixion would play out. If Judas was truly evil, then Jesus would have known ahead of time. If Jesus wanted to stop Judas from selling him out to the Romans, he could have easily done so, just as Jesus could have easily descended from the cross if he had wanted to. Because Jesus would know that Judas was indeed evil, there was no way Jesus could have been "betrayed," in the literal sense of the word.
I can't say for sure that Jesus and Judas had some sort of "backroom deal" where the latter agreed to sell out the former, but I don't consider Judas to be the bad person that everyone makes him out to be. Even in light of his suicide, I try to consider... even if someone knowingly agreed to sell out his Savior for the greater good, how could any mere human possibly live with that kind of guilt of the events that followed?
Would we tolerate any other person with a disturbing emotional/mental problem sit in the most important office in the world? Didn’t we see enough of that with the likes of Hitler and other narcissistic leaders? Wouldn’t we run them out of office, out of town even and perhaps, in a moment of sympathy, recommend them to permanent therapy knowing that their “sickness” is just as difficult for them to overcome, and just as much an emotional disorder as alcoholism? We understand the problems for an alcoholic, we can relate to the troubles they have and feel concern. But, if the alcoholic is destructive and will not get help, if their acts and lies continue to hurt others, we remove ourselves from the alcoholic’s control. Why aren’t we inclined to do so when being manipulated and controlled by Narcissists? Why don’t we recognize them for what they are – emotionally sick people whose skill lies only in perpetuating frauds? Yet, some gullible, stubborn, obtuse people in this world keep adoring the Clintons, while the Clintons have absolutely no interest in them or anyone else as individuals, let alone people as a whole. The narcissistic Clintons and don’t care who they hurt, who they lie to, who they destroy – even if it is a whole nation of people as long as they can always manage to gather up some worshippers who will feed their addiction.
Carville always comes out with these outlandish remarks to make the story about HIM, and deflect the scrutiny of Hillary, onto himself, thereby protecting her. He did the same for Bill. It's in their playbook of protectionism and dirty tricks.
Too many of the MSM fall for it, like a fish to bait.
Well, a good number of them did vote for that machine-twice. Probably including Bill Richardson. Lie down with dogs, etc.
I figure they have a good “schtick” going. No matter who gets elected, their income stream is secure.
Another financial partnership....
I'd expect no less from someone named after Sir Edmond Hillary.
She most probably is a double agent.....
Jay Leno commented on this 3/24 - basically, that the use of bible references in the Clinton campaign is not new. Bill Clinton’s nick name is Jonah, because he was swallowed up by a whale! (as in Monica and Bill’s other initials BJ clinton).
New Gospel?
When they lie, they speak their native language.
10 years ago, FR was shouting about these carvillian tactics and many on FR were despondent about how the people and media weren’t listening, but now as the Rev. wright has stated, the chickens have come to roost, for the American liberals and American democrat party, IMO.
Is this political commentary or a drama class assignment?
Who knows, but the clintons do do it all the time and even when they don't need to.
Wasn't it Jim McDougal who said, way back in the early 90's
"The clintons would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth".
It’s one of those things that’s seared on her memory.
I guess one difference between God and Hillary is that God doesn't think he's HIllary...
Also, God isn't worshiped by James CarVILE.
I thought comics were supposed to contain an element of exaggeration...
Bandana tight around her head, her face dark with grease, the moonlight glistened threateningly off her muscular buttocks torso.
Her heart beat with sanguine bravery, as she prepared to cut down the screaming, pseudo-sapient madmen standing between Yugoslavians and free health care.
Hey .cnI, let's team up for the next Bulwer-Lytton contest!
No, no, no...one can be an educated person, but if one has no sense of proportion and perspective, they're fools.
We've all told lies. The Clintons have been described as automatically lying when it would be easier to tell the truth. They're Olympic caliber liars.
Which, BTW, is a great clue to understanding the Clintons.
I understand scum. I don't agree with them and know them to be people without honor but I understand them.
I also understand a rattlesnake. Right now the hilderbeast sees her “birthright” fading away and is striking out like a blind rattlesnake. She is trying to bite anything that moves around her.
This sniper lie just put her presidential run into the graveyard. It's over and done with. Do you have any idea how many Vets she just belittled and insulted? Every combat vet I know of absolutely hates those want-to-be heroes who lie about and make up their “war stories.” This is no different, she stood right there and lied about being in a combat situation. She is a liar!!!!!! She just labeled herself forever.
I lost a smidgen of respect for her after that. This was about all I had for her in the first place.
Yep. And Hillary has the gall to be offended when they don’t sign up for version 3.0.
Here's a few highlights:
1. I remember when I was a boy they burned the black churches in our area -BJ Clinton No black churches burned in Arkansas during that period.
2. I did not have sex with that woman. -BJ Clinton
3. I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary.- Hillary Rodham She was born years before Edmund Hillary became internationally known.
4. Chelsea was jogging near the twin towers when the plane hit. -HRC Not even close.
5. We were under sniper fire. -HRC
6. I have thirty-five years of experience for the presidency. -HRC
Hillary should have gotten some of her Hollywood friends to make a simulation of her Bosnia trip showing her running and ducking sniper fire, heroically shielding her daughter. Maybe it’s just a little late in coming and will pop up just at the right moment.
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