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Posted on 03/11/2008 8:19:10 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
What happens to women who have shunned men and consequently shot themselves in the... not foot... well... let's just say they don't get any love.
Man haters have cooked their own gooses. But they don't cook either. Oops.
Hmmmm.
Man haters have cleaned their own clocks. Oh Darn. They don't clean.
Okay. Let's try again. Apparently the housekeeping analogies don't work with this subject.
Man haters have shot their... nope. That doesn't work.
Let's just say that man hating women are S. O. L. Does that work?
Man hating women have created so much inner hated for the traditional and natural man/women love relationship, that they are now alone, ugly, miserable, and forced to hang out together, forever complaining about what they are really missing in life.
Have you ever met a happy feminist? Nope. And I'll bet you won't.
I was forced to take a miserable feminist class in college, way back in the early 1980's. It was taught by a militant lesbian feminist. Those of us young ladies who dared to wear makeup and have boyfriends were punished for being conventional. Apparently the urge to love a man is far too conventional for a radical feminist. This feminist teacher "taught" us that traditional sexual relations between husbands and wives is rape, and we were nuts for desiring a husband and children. Today's young women are taught far worse - and now most "women's studies" courses on university campuses are taught by bitter, mean, nasty females, but not by women.
Being a women is a privilege.
Feminists are all pent up and pruned faced from years of scrunching their faces whenever the subject of "man" is brought up.
Men are wonderful. Men are delightful. Men are normal and natural and great, and real women love men. While men make us crazy because we are so different (and visa versa), at least we do it together.
What do militant feminists have? Jane Fonda? Cindy Sheehan? Rosie O'Donnell? CA Senators Carole Migden and Sheila Kuehl (hags)? Other shriveled up, angry, women? Or the harlets in Hollywood who never marry the fathers of their children? Some role models...
Nasty feminists don't get the love... that is, they don't get the love they need. Maybe that's why they wear such ugly clothes. The fear of looking feminine and pretty must be dangerous to a feminist.
And there are also horrible men who cannot love and who also do not get love. Works both ways.
Not accurate. Some of the most virulent feminazis got plenty of glamor nookie back in the day. Gloria Steinem, Greer Garson, etc. most all had alpha males on tap while they were excoriating the male sex in their books, articles and lectures. Admittedly, they are mostly growing old alone now but some have it both ways with no apologies. Steinem of course, got married at 61. Meanwhile, a countless slew of women followed these pied pipers and are now growing old alone with the stench of kitty litter in their nostrils.
Germaine Greer, that is.
Narcissists all ....raised by people whose life Meaning ended in 1973.
Sorry Hitlary! ;-)
Men—Can’t live with them and can’t live without them. However, my sister is currently undergoing a nasty divorce from a cheating husband. She’s definitely a man-hater at the moment.
Applause!
My wife’s older sister fell in with a bunch of man-hating feminists in college and to this day won’t talk to her father or brother simply because they are men. She even called my wife before our wedding and tried to talk her out of marrying me. I truly fell sorry for her for the misery she has brought upon herself and her family. Its really, really sad.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
I took (had to take) a Femminisim Class.
The very first Chapter was titled (no kidding honest to God) - “REASON IS SEXIST”.
I thought I was going to flunk the class as I couldn’t undestand the very first chapter. My Major was in Natural Sciences (Electrical Engineering), and every thing in that world relies on “Reason”.
Apparently the connection was that Women Historically had roles where they did not have time to sit down and think about things. On the other hand man made progress based on their ability to think and reason. Those qualities then got associated as barometer for success. Thus basing things on ‘Reason’ is sexist because women never had the opportunity to excel in that field.
Hope I was able to explain it. My last Essay on the subject was titled, “Last Feast of the Crocodiles”. That was based on a National Geographic show about African Lakes where Crocodiles gather when water holes start drying up. All the animals have to come to the water hole and are easy prey.
In my analogy, Crocodiles were Feminists and Water Holes were the Academic Institutions.
Somehow she gave me a ‘B’! LOL!
Wow. This woman spends way too much time worrying about other women’s attitudes.
“And there are also horrible men who cannot love and who also do not get love. Works both ways.”
The article is about a lot more than a few antisocial individuals, it is about the “women’s movement” and feminism and their leaders.
Too bad the feminazis look at men as competitors and/or d*ckheads.
They don't know what they're missing. An adoring man is the best.
Yeah, I guess you're right. I think I remember the big mobs of those men burning their jocks in protest of something. Memory is a bit sketchy on that though...I think it was the masculinists movement. That's why soo many men are like that. Yeah, I remember.
they got SEX not Love.
Hedonism vs fulfillment.
Hedonism does not allow for the inner glow of just being happy to be sitting on the same couch together.
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This gets right to the heart of one of El Rushbo’s elemental truths.
“However, my sister is currently undergoing a nasty divorce from a cheating husband.”
Is her name “Silda?”
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#24 Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
As long as there are batteries they don't care.
Oh, that’s funny!
Actually, Greer Garson got herself a Texas oilman, but she was definitely no feminazi!
Hey, it’s not all bad. We really owe those skanks a debt of gratitude. They didn’t reproduce. LOL
LOL!
Oh.
Did we touch a nerve?
The culture of blame is all around us. It’s always someone else’s fault to the “liberals”, feminists, gays, “African-Americans”, commies, socialists, Democrats, etc.
“My Major was in Natural Sciences (Electrical Engineering), and every thing in that world relies on “Reason”.”
Really?
Well damn!!!
I knew I was missing something important, but I just couldn’t put my finger on it.
Thanks! ;)
Thank you!! I love you, too!!
ROFL! Hey, I didn’t say I was any good at it. ;o)
Two words - Summer's Eve
I’ve always been confused with the word “feminist”. Aren’t they anti-everything feminine, so therefore the proper title of these miserable creatures being anti-feminist. Anyways, I usually designate a 100 ft. NO GO ZONE around them; for my own safety.
End of Random thought
Does this not describe Hillary?
“Man”, “man”, woman, hermaphrodite, woman.
That’s a good one. I would catch all sorts of hell from my wife if I sent that to her.
Eventually they become Episcopal priestesses.
A: That is NOT FUNNY, and I am writing you up to HR.
-ccm
What kind of name is Silda?
"And there are also horrible men who cannot love and who also do not get love. Works both ways."
Most definitely it does. Neither gender can lay claim to perfection.
"What kind of name is Silda?"
According to this it's Norwegian
SILDA,
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Silda is an inhabited island located between Vågsøy og Osmundsvåg in Sogn og Fjordane, Norway.
It is the site of the 1810 Battle of Silda.
True enough. But some even grow up to be President.
Not true..I went to college in the early 80s, SUNY Oneonta in New York. I made the unfortunate choice of selecting a class...”Male Female Relations”...thinking it to be more of a psychology class. Lets just say the class was taught by the most lefty, liberal “so called” femmy-man. All he did was apologize for how awful men were and how we we should understand woman better. Most of the woman in the class could not stand this guy. I would debate this guy regularly and have the young ladies laughing at his asinine positions he would take...for that he tried to fail me. Only when I wrote a paper that espoused every feeling and thought he supported did I get get a A. After I passed the class I ran into him and told him his thinking was warped and it did not promote free exchange of ideas and his class was a complete waste of time. I told him how I simply parroted his loony thoughts on to a sheet of paper, and to do same is not learning...He was too stupid to even understand what I was saying to him.
BTW, don't even get me going on my commie professor who taught the class....”History of Soviet Economic Thought and Theory” (a communist indoctrination class)...When I challenged him the first day about the Soviet Union not even having an economy, just dead slave like peasants in the fields during collectivization, he almost had a cow...Another story for another day. Needless to say I did not do to well in that class either.
Thanks for the info. :)
No. It’s Karen.
Can't have an article about militant feminists without that salient point, can we?
These women have no use for half the human race. Now tell me, where’s the real hate?
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