Dad Who Burned Kids in Dryer: Thought They Could Have a Good Time Without Money

Foxnews ^ | 3-6-08

[Dysart]

HUTCHINSON, Kan. — A Hutchinson man is on trial this week on charges he put his girlfriend's 2-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son in a hot clothes dryer.

In a videotaped interview with detectives shown in court Wednesday, Aron Pritchard said he put the children in the dryer to show them they could have a good time without much money. An hour later, the dryer had become hot and the boy had second-degree burns.

[Dysart]

Fry him...

[freedomlover]

Something tells me this guy is going to find out he can have fun with no freedom.

[FoxInSocks]

He let the kid tumble dry for an hour?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

An hour later?

[pnh102]

The dryer didn’t have a fluff cycle?

[Yo-Yo]

How many times do I have to say it? “Air Fluff!”

[kingattax]

put that dumba$$ in a turkey fryer and let him have some “fun”

[Enchante]

How does someone live as long as he has without a BRAIN?

[Jaded]

Can we say bast$rd on FR?

[henkster]

What a dirtbag. I’ll bet he dropped out of high school, is chronically underemployed, abuses drugs & alcohol, and probably roughs up his woman every now and then.

[Hatteras]

You need a license to drive a car, a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let anybody become a parent...

[DieHard the Hunter]

This scroat has a really bad head. It's just wrong. Not funny!

He needs some time-out in the naughty chair. The electric one.

[Dysart]

I’ve been through Hutchison, KS, even stayed the night in a motel, and it certainly was dull but this is obscene! Hope the state of KS can show him how to have fun in the electric chair without spending too much dough.

[Loud Mime]

50% of those talents and he can get the Democratic Nominatin for President.

[Moonman62]

Wait until he sees how much cheap fun he can have locked up with a bunch of men and no women.

[I see my hands]

No doubt anti war on moral grounds and desires the change Carock Ocrapa promises.

[egginanest]

[Dysart]

Related?

[A_Former_Democrat]

Why do they always seem to look like this?

[Brilliant]

Thanks to the fact that daddy is going to spend a few years in jail, it appears that the kiddies will have a wonderful opportunity to see that they can have a good time without money.

But in all seriousness, is daddy a criminal, or just a bleeping idiot?

[Tammy8]

Look at his eyes, there’s nobody home, except evil.

[gathersnomoss]

Nice going, Billy-Bob.

[Tammy8]

I suspect he had a brain at one time and fried it- likely with Meth.

[SoCalRight]

This is the “Joe Dirt” sequel, right?

[CDHart]

Headline says "dad" but article says "boyfriend."

Carolyn

[murron]

He looks downright Satanic.

[colorado tanker]

I suspect he had a brain at one time and fried it- likely with Meth.

Bingo.

[Yo-Yo]

Not only does it work on the Naughty Teacher threads, it works here:

GUILTY

I hope he gets the very best that the Kansas Department of Corrections has to offer.

[freeangel]

He thinks like a democrat. Democrats think “free” come with no consequences.

[TexasCajun]

You might be a Redneck if....

[Dysart]

Common law dad.

[Sloth]

An HOUR? Presumably the dryer was not only hot, but full of vomit.

[utherdoul]

He probably saw that Beavis and Butthead episode. The Media is to blame!!

[cricket]

This story is all wet. No dryer can authenicate it.

May his life be full of 'fun'. . .

That said, he had better get his due here.

[WayneS]

it just goes to show, once and for all, that you can’t fix stupid.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Let the Inmates show him some fun!

[Niteranger68]

Close, but he looks more like Pee Wee Herman.

[Kozak]

Nah. Dry him.

[JennysCool]

Kid tested, Dad approved!

[theFIRMbss]

> he put his girlfriend's 2-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son in a hot clothes dryer
>you can’t fix stupid

However, I note
this guy had a girlfriend and
we're here on the 'net . . .

[GOPmember]

What a maroon!

Everyone knows that, when you put your kids in the dryer, you use the "No Heat / Fluff" setting.

It prevents those nasty second-degree burns, and it also saves electricity.

So, not only is it much funner Perm Press, it's cheaper too.

[gridlock]

“Hold my kid’s beers and watch this...”

[alloysteel]

Practicing “stupid” without a license....

[Tammy8]

Don’t be lumping this scumbag with rednecks- who are for the most part very fine people.

[TASMANIANRED]

Might as well have moron stamped on his forehead.

[CobraJet]

Crazy women continue to risk their children by bringing these scummy boyfriends into their homes. Darwin Award contenders.

[TexasCajun]

Apologies to all fine Rednecks.

[GOPmember]

"Aron, honey? Have you seen Mr. Sniffers?"

[TexasCajun]

It must have been a slow day for his limo business.