Obama speaks! (Larry Elder's rendition of Obama-Speak...LOL)

WorldNetDaily ^ | March 6, 2008 | Larry Elder

[GodGunsGuts]

Obama speaks!

March 06, 2008

Click link for a hilarious look at what is sure to become known as OBAMA-SPEAK.

[GodGunsGuts]

ping!

[egginanest]

So, if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen, better get yourself out, unless you're popping popcorn!

or squirrels........

[shibumi]

This is Laugh Out Loud hilarious ..... until you realize that it’s EXACTLY the way the Obamanation talks ..... and that people everywhere have fallen for it.

[GodGunsGuts]

For some reason, ObamaSpeak reminds me of old Screwtape.

[~Kim4VRWC's~]

"...You know, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting a different result..."

I didn't realize that. %-] But it does make sense. ;-)

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Truly, an original article, and fun..thnx!

[GodGunsGuts]

Not everybody. I think this thing should be made into a flyer and passed out in front of EVERY Obama rally. Can you imagine the looks on their faces as they listen to Obama, and then look down at Elder’s spoof, and then listen to Obama some more, and then look down at Elder’s spoof...LOL!

[GodGunsGuts]

My pleasure...couldn’t wait to post it...LOL

[Gator113]

That was a fun read.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[egginanest]

For some reason, ObamaSpeak reminds me of old Screwtape

Exactly!

[GodGunsGuts]

See #7...wouldn’t that be hilarious?!?!?!

[Telepathic Intruder]

And that is why I am proposing hard change with a different approach that could ensure a different change than we've had in the past with the same approach only with different results with easy change than the hard change that we've had when change was, in fact, easy.

Well that's one way of putting it.

[GodGunsGuts]

We could title it “The Text of Tonight’s Speach.” LOL

[Gator113]

Yes indeed. LOL

[ElPatriota]

....And that is why I intend to hope that we may have more hope, so that those without hope can get it from those who do have hope. So the hopeful must share the hope with the hopeless to reduce the hopeless while uplifting the hopeful. And I certainly hope that we can all agree that hope alone without hoping for those without hope is, in fact, a recipe for further hopelessness. Thank you. I ask you not to take a chance on me, but to take a chance on your own aspirations. And aspirations are nothing without inspiration. And with inspiration comes perspiration. So I ask you to aspire to perspire so that you may inspire. And with your inspiration, coupled with the aspirations of those who perspire, that perspiration will create further inspiration to which all of us can aspire. And those who inspire the most will perspire the most, only because their aspirations create the greatest inspirations. And it is a false choice to think you can have inspiration without perspiration....

FUNNY... FUNNY... FUNNY :)

[GodGunsGuts]

See #7 and #13...I think we should do it. LOL

[Bodhi1]

Brilliant.

[Reagan Man]

LOL Great job, Larry Elder!

[Hugin]

Barry as a teenager....

“Hey, awsome stuff man...pfffft”

“Yeah” (cough).

pppfffft...”Hey Barry, I thought of something really cool. Like, ya know, we are the change we’ve been waiting for”.

“Wow, like that’s deep, man......pfffffft...mind if I use it?”

[maine-iac7]

Hilarious!

Funny thing is, one piece like this that pokes fun will do him more harm than a face on attack.

The reason it’s hilarious is because it’s based on truth - and anyone that reads this will think of it when “o” speaks - and snicker...

[boocoowell]

PFF. Thanks for posting.

[boocoowell]

PFF. Thanks for posting.

[trailboss800]

Ping

[driftless2]

This speech, if delivered by an actor on SNL, would be the funniest thing they’ve done since the seventies. It will never be spoken on SNL.

[GodGunsGuts]

Maybe not SNL. But I could see it being spoofed on a show like Rush Limbaugh. Or what about getting someone to spoof Obama on YouTube! The possiblilities are endless. I for one think we ought to get a bunch of FReepers together to hand out Elder’s spoof to the long lines of Obamazombies (including the fawning press) waiting to get hypnotized. We could title it, “Text of Tonight’s Speech.” LOL

[A. Morgan]

Pass this around BUMP!

[GodGunsGuts]

Thought you might get a kick out of this—GGG

[drierice]

I like it! A similar kind of change gibberish popped in my head last night, so this Larry Elder article is an absolute treat.

Continuing Obamaspeak: We must have hope to change. Now, some say change is not important. They would have you believe we don’t need hope, we don’t need change. But I have news for them... they’re wrong!

Now defining change isn’t really important, because that would be too much change. We need just the right amount of change. Some change, and some hope. So if we all hope to make REAL change, then once we make that change, we succeed, and we won’t need hope anymore. Hope, to change, to hopelessness. Yes, we can.

[bruinbirdman]

Who's on first.

yitbos

[iopscusa]

How about some of the stump speechs from BHO’s earlier run for office, I imagine they are not similar to the Hope & Change crap he spouts today?

[TornadoAlley3]

Sí, se puede! Pass the guacamole. Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders do not upset us. Boo-ya!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[LucyJo]

LOL. Thanks for posting this. It’s hilarious.

[LucyJo]

Ping! Hilarious Larry Elder piece spoofing Obama-speak.

[Fudd Fan]

Thanks for the *PING*. LOL!

[GodGunsGuts]

When I first read it I busted out laughing. I had some relatives visiting, including a couple of liberals, so I shared it with them, and they busted out laughing as well (which caused me to start cracking up all over again). Way to go, Larry Elder!

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

LOL!

[EveningStar]

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