Gee, ya think the illiterate one will seek big $$$ damages? Illiteracy is not synonymous with stupidity.
Shut down the school system and refund the tax money they've misspent. Not likely to happen though. We have some school districts around here that are in default both financially and quality of education. They won't be closed because they are run by protected species.
I bet he figures out how to sign the back of the check.
Maybe I ought to start a website seeking donations to pursue “Reparations For The Illiterate”. Spell a few words wrong just to make it look legit, set up with PayPal and watch that money roll in while I continue to research the problem.