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The Clinton Divorce Pool (vanity)
02/24/08 | Bert

Posted on 02/24/2008 7:34:43 AM PST by bert

There is no absolute certainty that Hillary will lose the nomination. Absent serious chicanery however it seems likely. That is, the hope and dream of a lifetime, the reward for decades of putting up with Bill, the penultimate female achievement, will be lost.

Hillary Clinton nee Rodham, will have failed . The lying, the over billing, the sequestering , the parsing were all for naught. The quest is over. All that is left is bitter memory and the offshore corporations and bank accounts.

It has been the legend since the beginning…….. The Clintons have a marriage of convenience and a bargain for power. That is no longer in play. The quest for power has been stymied. The prize is lost.

What now of the Marriage? Is it viable? Will it last? Is it now held together by the fragile threads of endlessly long contracts describing the relation between the parties and the offshore stashes of plunder?

The question of the day should become…. When Hillary loses, how long will it be before the divorce?

This then is the Bill and Hillary divorce pool thread.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: celebdivorce; hillaryclinton; huma; humaabedin; offshoreplunder
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What is the best guess?
1 posted on 02/24/2008 7:34:44 AM PST by bert
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To: bert

Spousal Immunity.

Mutually Assured Destruction


2 posted on 02/24/2008 7:36:15 AM PST by digger48 (http://prorev.com/legacy.htm)
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To: bert
Divorce no

Arkancide, Maybe...

3 posted on 02/24/2008 7:39:24 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: bert

I think possibly a 7/5 for a divorce.

Depends of course on the track condition and the weight.

For sure, it will not be a Maiden Claiming race.


4 posted on 02/24/2008 7:42:11 AM PST by alarm rider ("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -)
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To: bert

She’d never give the right the satisfaction.


5 posted on 02/24/2008 7:42:52 AM PST by bkepley
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To: bert

They will divorce on the grounds of “willful suspension of disbelief” towards each other.


6 posted on 02/24/2008 7:43:13 AM PST by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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To: bert
Never....

They will lead separate lives till they want to shake somebody down or for a "cause".

Bill will have his girlfriends.... Hillary will also...have her girlfriends.

7 posted on 02/24/2008 7:43:45 AM PST by Dick Vomer (liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Does anyone know if Hillary smokes? Her teeth sure look like it.


8 posted on 02/24/2008 7:45:26 AM PST by 70th Division (If we loose the Republic we have lost it all.)
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To: bert
Normally, anyone else, I'd throw some money into this pool, but since it's the Clinton's, and they know where each other's skeletons (and Ron Brown's files!) are stashed, that will never happen.

Both will continue to canoodle with others, and they will maintain the fascade of a marriage. Either way, the only way that they will ever sleep together is at republican funerals they have to attend. (and I've got a dollar that they will show up at Castro's funeral, along with Obamanation.....

9 posted on 02/24/2008 7:45:59 AM PST by Maigrey (Personally, I carry a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin’.)
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To: bert

Part B of course, is when Hillary will “come out”.


10 posted on 02/24/2008 7:46:34 AM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: bert

After watching Hil recently, I have a better understanding of Bill.


11 posted on 02/24/2008 7:46:35 AM PST by Loyal Buckeye
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To: bert

....murder and suicide?


12 posted on 02/24/2008 7:46:38 AM PST by shiva
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To: Dick Vomer

Maybe they can share girlfriends


13 posted on 02/24/2008 7:46:43 AM PST by Ret Cop 187 (Cain killed Able with a rock. Ban rocks)
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To: bert
putting up with Bill, the penultimate female achievement

What, then, is the ultimate achievement?

14 posted on 02/24/2008 7:47:13 AM PST by Salvey
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To: bert
I’ve been saying this all year,they will divorce within the next 18 Months if she loses.
15 posted on 02/24/2008 7:48:04 AM PST by cmsgop ( You go to da box..... you feel shame)
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To: bert

The Clinton marriage is based on the FDR-Eleanor model. Hillary won’t leave Bill unless he becomes a serious liarBillity. If he goes to far, it will a slow untraceable poison, and she’ll benefit from his surge in popularity after he’s gone. Whenever she leaves her senate seat, she’ll emulate Al Gore or run for governor of New York state. She may be permanently cooked as a presidential candidate, but the presidency isn’t the only game in town. And even her favorite Republican, Richard Nixon, was in her position once or twice.


16 posted on 02/24/2008 7:48:14 AM PST by dr_who_2
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To: HangnJudge; digger48
Spousal Immunity. Mutually Assured Destruction

Divorce no - Arkancide, Maybe...

I think you two have summarized the current and potential scenario quite nicely.

17 posted on 02/24/2008 7:50:20 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: bert

Can’t wait to see the line from the Vegas bookies once she crashes and burns.


18 posted on 02/24/2008 7:50:38 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: dr_who_2

Too late, after so many Forensic Files episodes, coroners know to test for succinol choline and arsenic, unless cocaine masks those other drugs.


19 posted on 02/24/2008 7:51:25 AM PST by rabidralph ("Hope," is an impotent wish unless followed with targeted "action.")
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To: alarm rider
it will not be a Maiden Claiming race.

Nor will there be much a purse.

20 posted on 02/24/2008 7:51:33 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The women got the vote and the Nation got Harding.)
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To: bert

What is the statute of limitations of their too numerous to count crimes? Don’t forget about husband-wifenon-incrimination in testimony. (The tie that keep the cuffs off).


21 posted on 02/24/2008 7:52:03 AM PST by rod1 (uestion)
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To: HangnJudge

Right, depending on how financially painful divorce would be, it might have to be Arkancide.


22 posted on 02/24/2008 7:52:20 AM PST by Let's Roll (As usual, following a shooting spree, libs want to take guns away from those who DIDN'T do it.)
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To: bert

January 21, 2009... after Obama is sworn in.


23 posted on 02/24/2008 7:53:13 AM PST by Types_with_Fist (I'm on FReep so often that when I read an article at another site I scroll down for the comments.)
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To: bert

Besides, if Hillary is seen cohorting at odd hours with other middle-aged women who wear “butch” hair cuts and oversized jewelry, it’s just her natural constituency, and so no one would suspect any problems with her marriage, would they?


24 posted on 02/24/2008 7:53:20 AM PST by dr_who_2
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To: digger48
I agree, besides, there is no reason for them to divorce. They each do whatever they want to now anyway. And like he said, think of all the offshore accounts and stashes that might be discovered in a legal process.
25 posted on 02/24/2008 7:54:29 AM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: 70th Division

No, she has the other vice that can lead to that. Never brushes.


26 posted on 02/24/2008 7:54:38 AM PST by John W
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To: bert

Hillary will never divorce Bubba as long as he lives, nor will she remarry if she outlives him, because if she did either, she’d have to give up the Secret Service detail.


27 posted on 02/24/2008 7:55:10 AM PST by RichInOC (Anakin Skywalker '08: I Find Your Lack Of Faith...Disturbing.)
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To: rabidralph

Good point. And apparently she doesn’t get a long well with Putin, so he wouldn’t help her out in her time of need if she asked.


28 posted on 02/24/2008 7:55:13 AM PST by dr_who_2
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To: bert

Wow! Does this mean Bill will become the worlds most eligible bachelor? Guaranteed to be headline gossip for the tabloids for the next 10 yrs for sure.


29 posted on 02/24/2008 7:56:07 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft
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To: bert

bj & piaps will never divorce....they do not live together now and each have their own girlfriends......


30 posted on 02/24/2008 7:57:17 AM PST by nyyankeefan
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To: Types_with_Fist

They will never divorce, the divisionof property would be akin to Yalta. They just don’t have the energy to divorce.

Hillary will never “come out”. I guess I am a minority but I don’t think Hillary is a Lesbian. She doesn’t mind lesbians but she isn’t one.

Chelsea is going to be pressured to run for congress in the next five or six years. If she values her soul, her life, she will refuse.

Bill will die soon. In the next couple of years. It will not be fast. He will become a cardiac cripple.

Hillary will run again four years from now.

We are not done with them, by a long shot.


31 posted on 02/24/2008 7:57:17 AM PST by cajungirl
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To: alarm rider
I think possibly a 7/5 for a divorce.

Betting question:

When a guy in the old movies takes money during a fight scene, how does he calculate the payout?

"$20 on Frank!" "Ok, I'll cover you!" "Here's $10 on Ted!" "$5 on Frank!"

How does all that come out? Is that 25 pays 10 on Frank?

32 posted on 02/24/2008 8:00:49 AM PST by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: bert

I think she may become VP. If that happens she will stay with him.


33 posted on 02/24/2008 8:02:08 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: bert
What will happen to the testicle lock box? I think she will stay just to torture Bill to death. I know I would not last long if I had look at those cankles and listen to her voice.
34 posted on 02/24/2008 8:03:33 AM PST by mickey finn
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To: Loyal Buckeye

I hear ya!


35 posted on 02/24/2008 8:03:40 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: RichInOC

......she’d have to give up the Secret Service detail.....

There have been many very good points made this morning, but I really like this one.

The old girl has some real bad enemies.


36 posted on 02/24/2008 8:05:53 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Never say never (there'll be a VP you'll like))
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To: bert

I’d go 3-1 for divorce, unless she is going to run again. Then they will stay together ‘for the sake of the nation’ Barf


37 posted on 02/24/2008 8:06:15 AM PST by SoftballMominVA
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To: dr_who_2

She could possibly run for President again. After Obama screws the country up, she could run on the “See, I Told You So” ticket and get elected and finish America off.


38 posted on 02/24/2008 8:06:59 AM PST by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: digger48

“Spousal Immunity. Mutually Assured Destruction”

You have a wicked sense of humor.


39 posted on 02/24/2008 8:07:03 AM PST by CaliGirlGodHelpMe
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To: bert
What is the best guess?

Losing spousal immunity is suicide. Won't happen.

Hillary is a longterm lesbian. I suspect early on she was bisexual which appealed to Bill, two women in bed with him. I'll bet there are some wild threesomes in their sordid past. Somewhere along the line Hillary quit the bisexual twist and went full lesbian. Bill was left to sneaking around praying on opportunities.

The funny thing about this is everyone is admonishing Hillary for not divorcing Bill. Actually, they should be asking Bill why he didn't divorce Hillary and her perverse ways.

40 posted on 02/24/2008 8:09:38 AM PST by LoneRangerMassachusetts (<I>)
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To: bert

What would be the point? He lives his life, she lives her life now. They already have no commitment so why bother and divorce is expensive.


41 posted on 02/24/2008 8:12:32 AM PST by svcw (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: bert
Bill and Monica?

Bill and Barbara BS Streisand?

Bill and Britany???

42 posted on 02/24/2008 8:13:22 AM PST by Doc Savage (The tree of liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants)
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To: beckysueb

Just like Nixon in 1968. Only she’s in the same party as Johnson and Obama.


43 posted on 02/24/2008 8:15:55 AM PST by dr_who_2
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To: Bringbackthedraft
Wow! Does this mean Bill will become the worlds most eligible bachelor?

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44 posted on 02/24/2008 8:15:55 AM PST by digger48 (http://prorev.com/legacy.htm)
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To: bert
What is the best guess?

The more likely question is when will Bill get the "Foster" treatment?

Then again he might surprise us and get her first.

45 posted on 02/24/2008 8:16:00 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: bert

I don’t believe they will divorce.

As I understand it, they haven’t been living as husband and wife for years. So why rock the boat with a divorce since there never really was a marriage?

He has always had his affairs with his girlfriends, and she has always had her affairs with her girlfriends. Apparently they don’t share them.

The big thing they do share is their money. It is in both their names (as I understand it). Again, why should they divorce?


46 posted on 02/24/2008 8:17:29 AM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Types_with_Fist

I think you are correct...after Obama goes into office...her star will be fairly dim. There isn’t any reason to hang around Bill. Its the best time to dump the guy. I’ll also bet that Bill marries within twelve months.


47 posted on 02/24/2008 8:17:40 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: Dick Vomer

You beat me to it!!!

I should have read all the posts first.

We are brilliant, though!!!! :)


48 posted on 02/24/2008 8:20:20 AM PST by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: dr_who_2
FDR-Eleanor

I know they Clintons are from arkansas, so I should have guessed they are cousins, too.

49 posted on 02/24/2008 8:20:53 AM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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To: beckysueb
And as such, that makes her about as eminently nominate-able and eminently un-electable as Ted Kennedy was in '80.
50 posted on 02/24/2008 8:21:14 AM PST by dr_who_2
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