Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed as her Porsche is carjacked in Moscow

Daily Mail ^ | 1/30/08

[spanalot]

“Police believe that she was killed in a random carjacking”

rrrright.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Police believe that she was killed in a random carjacking and was not the victim of an attack based on her work for wealthy high-profile Russian clients."

My entry for "Funniest statement because it is so incredulous!" award of the week.

[ml/nj]

I don't know how these things work in Russia, but I think the sentencing jury should be shown pictures of the victim until the murderer pleads for mercy (and then they shouldn't pay any attention).

ML/NJ

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Pretty but, really...lose the wig and go natural.

[Nick Thimmesch]

Bada Ping if not for the photo.

[gotribe]

"A normal man gets sick and tired of male bodyguards around him all the time," she said.

Great quote. Wonder how their wives feel?

[Ken522]

... wig? What wig? ;-D

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I’ll see that bada-”ping” and raise you a bada-bauw.

Now, should the coroner declare that the carpet matches the drapes?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well....typically I say...

“She has hair????” after that

“She has a cranium????”

[al baby]

she stunes my lil beeber big time wig what wig

[llevrok]

Pretty but, really...lose the wig and go natural.

Too late for that. Perhaps the mortician can make those changes.

[Nick Thimmesch]

Who knows and has the time to notice if one is doing the Lord’s Good Work.

Here’s a better look at “The Face”:

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/anna-loginova.jpg

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

See my post #9!

[AFreeBird]

No carpet; hardwood floor I bet :)

[petro45acp]

Pretty gal doing dangerous work. A shame on many levels.

“Last year, 50 Porsche cars were stolen in Moscow, including 12 within the last two months. Only three were ever found.”

think some folks are missing the bad old days?

[End Times Sentinel]

I think we can all agree that this crime wave in Russia has now officially gone too far.

[BallyBill]

Died for a stinking Porsche.

What a country.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

As opposed to our country where people die for $35?

[My hearts in London - Everett]

She might have been a “famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard”, but she wasn’t very smart, was she? Who hangs onto the car handle of a car being hijacked by choice?