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Mischievous 'Filipino Monkey' could have triggered latest US-Iran row
Guardian ^ | 14 January 2008 | Matthew Weaver

Posted on 01/15/2008 3:49:55 PM PST by Androcles

A heckling radio ham known as the Filipino Monkey, who has spent years pestering ships in the Persian Gulf, is being blamed today for sparking a major diplomatic row after American warships almost attacked Iranian patrol boats.

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TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ahmadinejadisgay; filipinomonkey; globaljihad; hormuz; iran; iranianpropaganda; jihad; jihadpropaganda; propaganda; usn
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1 posted on 01/15/2008 3:49:56 PM PST by Androcles
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To: Androcles

“Quack Quack”


2 posted on 01/15/2008 3:52:36 PM PST by DanielRedfoot ("Contrarianism" is Creativity for the Untalented)
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To: Androcles
In the Iranian version, there is no hint of aggressive behaviour.

Dropping large objects into the water near American warships is aggressive behavior. It really doesn't matter what you say or don't say.

The Iranians now know they can get within 300 yards of American Warships and drop mines in the water.

3 posted on 01/15/2008 3:52:39 PM PST by ModelBreaker
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To: magslinger

Ping. Filipino Monkey strikes again.


4 posted on 01/15/2008 3:52:59 PM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: neodad
What, this guy was transmitting from the Philippines? On a UHF Band? Don’t think so.
5 posted on 01/15/2008 3:54:55 PM PST by TCats
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To: All

How interesting.

Did the Monkey also simulate the speed boat’s and the actions of the crew on board?


6 posted on 01/15/2008 3:54:58 PM PST by Cindy
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To: Androcles
Ah, Monkeys. Is there anything they can't do?

-Joan

7 posted on 01/15/2008 3:55:09 PM PST by JoanVarga ("¿Por qué no te callas?")
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To: Androcles

That would be a macaca moment, no?


8 posted on 01/15/2008 3:56:40 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: Androcles
If true, I hate to say it, but RON PAUL just may have been right, the recent debate, urging coolness and getting all the facts before pulling the trigger. Lets double check all the facts.
9 posted on 01/15/2008 3:56:51 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Why should RINOs ask for my vote in November when they & MSM screwed True Conservatives?)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

No he wasn’t right. No one was planning to bomb Iran based on this incident.


10 posted on 01/15/2008 3:58:40 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: TCats
What, this guy was transmitting from the Philippines? On a UHF Band? Don’t think so.

No. He's a guy in the Persian Gulf that heckles the U.S. Navy on the VHF Bridge to Bridge all night long. He's rude, crude, and helarious. I spent many a night laughing at him to keep awake. He's called "Filipino Monkey" because that's one of the things he says over and over.

11 posted on 01/15/2008 3:58:47 PM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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To: Androcles

The next time the Iranians play chicken with the U.S. Navy and get their sorry butts blown to pieces, they can put it on the Filipino Monkey.


12 posted on 01/15/2008 3:59:25 PM PST by Spok
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To: Androcles

How did this guy know that Iranian boats were swarming American ships and throwing white boxes in the sea at the time? Besides, don’t we have radio directional capabilities to determine where it’s coming from?


13 posted on 01/15/2008 3:59:26 PM PST by Soliton (McCain/Thompson 2008. Feingold for Secretary of the Treasury!)
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To: neodad

Thanks for the clarification. Regards


14 posted on 01/15/2008 4:00:07 PM PST by TCats
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To: Androcles

“...soon you will explode!”


15 posted on 01/15/2008 4:00:39 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (if you can't stand the heat, get out of the melting pot.)
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To: Androcles

Haha....I heard this guy doing that stuff in the gulf in 91-92 and it caught on with sailors.....sailors started doing it aroiund the philipines to piss off their harbor pilots.


16 posted on 01/15/2008 4:00:47 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
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To: Androcles

Was he driving the boats? If not the Iranians would be responsible for #1 not responding and #2 for getting their ships blown from the water.


17 posted on 01/15/2008 4:01:56 PM PST by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: Androcles

Triangulation and smart bombs.


18 posted on 01/15/2008 4:07:19 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Androcles

So, who drove the speedboats - weaving in and out of our ships at high speed?


19 posted on 01/15/2008 4:09:16 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Androcles

I didn’t think Achmadenijihad was Filipino.


20 posted on 01/15/2008 4:10:43 PM PST by IronJack (=)
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To: JoanVarga

Old fave. Trunk Monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y


21 posted on 01/15/2008 4:11:17 PM PST by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: Androcles
"...On the Pentagon's version, a strange voice, in English, can be heard saying "I am coming to you. You will explode in a few minutes." The voice sounds different from one heard earlier in the recording and there is no background noise that would usually be picked up from a speedboat radio.

In the Iranian version, there is no hint of aggressive behaviour.

The Pentagon said it recorded the film and the sound separately and then edited them together to give a "better idea of what is happening"...."

The Pentagon should not have edited them together. It feeds the conspiracy nuts.

22 posted on 01/15/2008 4:11:22 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: ModelBreaker

Everyone who is informed knows we’re going to have to take out Iran sooner or later. I think we should do it when we’re ready and have the best reason for attacking them. This might not have been it, but it’s coming.


23 posted on 01/15/2008 4:13:22 PM PST by FFranco
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To: Brilliant

He said, lets get the facts first, as I recall.


24 posted on 01/15/2008 4:18:12 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Why should RINOs ask for my vote in November when they & MSM screwed True Conservatives?)
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To: Vroomfondel; SC Swamp Fox; Fred Hayek; NY Attitude; P3_Acoustic; Bean Counter; investigateworld; ...
SONOBUOY PING!

Not going to say it.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Click on pic for past Navair pings.

Post or FReepmail me if you wish to be enlisted in or discharged from the Navair Pinglist.
This is a medium to low volume pinglist.

25 posted on 01/15/2008 4:20:53 PM PST by magslinger (cranky right-winger)
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To: Androcles

“Ham” indeed. Real licensed radio amateurs never do anything like this, right? Well, it could be the ghost of W2OY, but hectoring Persian Gulf radio traffic for twenty five years sounds a little much for the likes of that spectre or most rogue ops. I’m curious if there’s a Kenneth reading this mail that would know typical frequencies for this sort of communications. Wouldn’t all the Navy’s EW capabilities identify the Monkey’s source immediately, if not soon after the fact? And given the sensitivity of the region, wouldn’t all the electronic bells and whistles be turned on and tuned up? Too weird. On top of it all, the threats were delivered in a prank phone call voice, as if Eddy Haskell defected from the Highway Patrol to the Revolutionary Guard.


26 posted on 01/15/2008 4:21:07 PM PST by Ruddles
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To: neodad

If he’s a well known character, our Navy guys would likely have recognized it was him, correct?


27 posted on 01/15/2008 4:23:06 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Androcles
A heckling radio ham known as the Filipino Monkey, who has spent years pestering ships in the Persian Gulf, is being blamed today for sparking a major diplomatic row after American warships almost attacked Iranian patrol boats.

I am a licensed ham radio operator. There are several requirements to obtaining a ham license including an extensive exam in correct radio procedures and detailed electrical principles. The filipino monkey is probably not a real ham, but a moron with too much time on his hands.

28 posted on 01/15/2008 4:26:49 PM PST by camerakid400
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To: neodad

Inquiring minds want to know more! What sort of things does he say?

Is it remotely possible he observed the incident in real-time to be able to get the blame for the commentary in question?

His voice would be on file, this should be very easy to verify.


29 posted on 01/15/2008 4:29:18 PM PST by WoofDog123
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To: AmericanInTokyo

He did say that. He also said, paraphrasing, “Goodness, we’ve got a bunch of guys ready to bomb Iran over this.”

I don’t remember anyone saying that. Not even close.


30 posted on 01/15/2008 4:33:08 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: Androcles

This monkey needs to be spanked.


31 posted on 01/15/2008 4:34:23 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: dynachrome

Trunk Monkey!! Yeah!

Thanks!


32 posted on 01/15/2008 4:38:21 PM PST by JoanVarga ("¿Por qué no te callas?")
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To: WoofDog123
His voice would be on file, this should be very easy to verify.

It can be done scientifically, using forensic sonograms.

The forensic use of voiceprints was killed off in the US by trial lawyers—about 1975.

33 posted on 01/15/2008 4:52:41 PM PST by Does so (...against all enemies, DOMESTIC and foreign...)
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To: magslinger; ASA Vet; darkwing104; 2ndDivisionVet; rocksblues; NY Attitude; Old Sarge; ...
Old Crow Ping

Please let me know if you want on or off the Old Crow ping list.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

34 posted on 01/15/2008 4:53:08 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Soliton
How did this guy know that Iranian boats were swarming American ships and throwing white boxes in the sea at the time?

Telescope?

Besides, don’t we have radio directional capabilities to determine where it’s coming from?

When's the last time you used a radio with directional capabilities? Radios don't work that way. I'm sure the Navy has RDF capabilities on many of its ships, but it would be a separate device which would have to be activated, and would take a little time to identify a direction.

35 posted on 01/15/2008 4:54:28 PM PST by 3niner (War is one game where the home team always loses.)
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To: Androcles

Mr. Monkey needs a visit from some Navy Seals who can then make sure that monkey meat is spread all over the gulf


36 posted on 01/15/2008 4:58:10 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: ModelBreaker
"The Iranians now Think they can get within 300 yards of American Warships and drop mines in the water.
37 posted on 01/15/2008 5:00:17 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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To: Soliton

“Besides, don’t we have radio directional capabilities to determine where it’s coming from?”

Yeah. But it takes more than two short sentences to triangulate it.


38 posted on 01/15/2008 5:02:36 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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To: Androcles

Philippines to the Gulf on Marine VHF band?????

Not even if he had a tower the height of Everest.

Now there are many HF marine band frequencies so perhaps
one of those was used?


39 posted on 01/15/2008 5:06:10 PM PST by Bobalu (I guess I done see'd that varmint for the last time....)
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To: muir_redwoods

No at best he is a pissed off guy who got booted from Subic and could only find work in the land of no women.

I think there are better ways parre.


40 posted on 01/15/2008 5:11:36 PM PST by colonialhk (Harry and Nancy are our best moron allies)
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To: Androcles

BTW... it is extremely likely that worldwide 24/7/365 recordings are made by satellite of a large chunk of the commonly used RF spectrum.
You see it is now easy to record a large frequency range as data and sift through it by computer looking for interesting data.
If the NSA does not do this then they are incompetent.

Send a random message on a freq above 30mhz from any point on earth and I’d bet that somewhere it would be recorded and decoded.

Even VERY weak ground based RF signals are easily picked up from space...for example those little half watt walkie-talkies (FRS) you can buy anywhere deliver a strong signal to the International Space Station.


41 posted on 01/15/2008 5:20:25 PM PST by Bobalu (I guess I done see'd that varmint for the last time....)
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To: NonValueAdded
That would be a macaca moment, no?

Well, it was definitely a Macaque moment.
42 posted on 01/15/2008 5:29:24 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: UCANSEE2
The Iranians now Think they can get within 300 yards of American Warships and drop mines in the water.

They just did. Only difference, the large objects they dropped in the water apparently weren't mines.

43 posted on 01/15/2008 5:44:19 PM PST by ModelBreaker
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To: neodad

Could this be a Tokyo Rose type situation?


44 posted on 01/15/2008 6:04:14 PM PST by SatinDoll (Fredhead and proud of it!)
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To: Androcles

Oh!!! Such a cute funny boy you are...

Darling? Hand me my aircraft carrier...
.....


45 posted on 01/15/2008 6:48:43 PM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: Brilliant

Fine. We are both right.


46 posted on 01/15/2008 8:12:21 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Why should RINOs ask for my vote in November when they & MSM screwed True Conservatives?)
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To: LonePalm; magslinger
I don't buy this.

There's the obvious activity and the plain text messaging.......and then there's the other stuff......which we won't hear about.
47 posted on 01/15/2008 8:12:24 PM PST by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul politicians. The Ship of State needs a good scrubbing!)
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To: 3niner
3niner said: "I'm sure the Navy has RDF capabilities on many of its ships, but it would be a separate device which would have to be activated, and would take a little time to identify a direction."

Have you seen those amazing pictures from the Hubble telescope? Impressive civilian technology used to support scientific progress. Now that we know the technology exists, is there any reason to doubt that the military has made full use of it? Of course not. Our spy satellites are probably just equivalent to the Hubble but pointed groundward.

Now think about the GPS system with its near synchronous satellites. Do we use RDF, Radio Direction Finding, to pinpoint a receiver's position on Earth? No. The receiver compares synchronized signals from various satellites and computes position from the observed differences in arrival time at the receiver.

Now let's ask ourselves, "Would it be useful militarily to have a system whereby the military can pinpoint the location of radio stations on Earth? The obvious answer is "yes".

Now we ask ourselves, would the technology to do so be prohibitively expensive? For the U.S government? Heck, no!

So what does the system have to look like? It looks surprisingly like the GPS system. It may even use the same satellites.

Want to pinpoint the location of a transmitter operating at 200MHz? Program all the GPS satellites to monitor a narrow band around that frequency and record the transmissions with high fidelity. On command from the ground, download the high fidelity recording of the transmission from each satellite along with the exact time that the signal was received.

Then compare the recordings to identify identical transients in each recording and note the exact time that said transient was recorded at several satellites. The same algorithm used by a receiver to calculate its position using GPS will then enable the military to calculate the position of the radio transmitter.

In case this system hasn't been invented or patented, I hereby claim rights as its inventor with the intention to enrich myself consistent with its commercial value.

48 posted on 01/15/2008 10:21:40 PM PST by William Tell (RKBA for California (rkba.members.sonic.net) - Volunteer by contacting Dave at rkba@sonic.net)
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To: William Tell
Photo Obtained of so-called "Filipino Monkey":


49 posted on 01/16/2008 7:31:30 AM PST by JewishRighter (Why, oh Why can't it be Hunter???)
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To: ModelBreaker

I wouldn’t get too alarmed about this.

The only reason it became a news item was because of the ‘additional’ voice, making remarks about “you will explode”, in English.

It was different from the voices of what the radio operator indicated was the operators of the cigarette boats.

Apparently, there have been times that ‘enemy’ ships have been so close to US ships while passing through the straits that they could play catch with a baseball between ships.

It just wasn’t newsworthy at the time.

These ships had no armaments (visible), no ID , and for all we know were the Iranian Special Guard’s cousins out screwing with the US Navy to impress their wives.

We were prepared to fire. They turned and fled. The boxes were a probably styrofoam coolers.

We didn’t fall for any of it. And we didn’t shoot any Iranian citizens without due cause.

We won.


50 posted on 01/16/2008 7:27:52 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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