Posted on 01/13/2008 5:34:45 PM PST by HokieMom
Please tell me you are not being serious...
Can’t you hear the Bibles thumping?
“Huckabee [in MI]: Evangelical Christians Now Have a Chance to Lead GOP”
Not if I can help it.
Give me an "m"
Give me an "O"
Give me an "n"
Hmmm... a while back the rats promised to coopt the republican advantage among Christians, especially evangelicals. Then we saw the emergence of the “emerging church”, the dilution of the definition of “evangelical” by left wing, social gospel types. I wonder if Hucklebee isn’t part of the scheme.
Probably is, there will be just enough uneducated, undiscerning saps, (with hearts of gold and brains of putty) who can put this slick shill closer to the nomination.
There are times when you have to “immanentize the eschaton”, i.e. let the other side make such a botch of things that they have to turn to the adults to sort them out. That’s how Reagan got his chance.
I don’t like him because he’s a jerk.
You said it!
Huckabee is doing everything he can to get the evangelical vote...but the MSM will use this against him in the general were he to win the nomination.
I don’t understand how Huckabee supporters don’t see through this flim-flam artist...he goes to church and preaches a political message (just like the Dems). I agree with an earlier post that shows that Huckabee is suggesting that as “one of us,” he is preferable to those like George W. and Reagan because they weren’t/aren’t pastors.
If he wins....we’ll have Hillary for president
My sentiments exactly.
I have deep reservations about Huckabee NOT because he wears his faith on his sleeve, but because he’s acting like the Democrats where faith is concerned. Bill Clinton prominently carried around his Bible; Hillary and John Edwards have stood at pulpits and uttered their political messages for congregations. Huckabee is doing the same thing; it bothers me when Dems do it and when Huckabee does it.
G.W.Bush is attacked on the basis of his faith simply because he has discussed its importance to him. To me, he has shown how Christians in office should act. His message after 9/11 at the National Cathedral was heartfelt yet Christian to the core without excluding non-believers. Huckabee is using his message in church to be about this election...crass and demeaning to the Lord.
“A modern day Huey Long, with the brains.”
Was the with a mistype? Huck couldn’t haul Huey Longs bedpan.
Yes, I meant without the brains, of course. Gomer Pyle would have no idea what to do if he ended up in the White House. Long would’ve turned us into a Nazi-like fascist state, intentionally, for his own profit.
You all know the old gospel hymn, Michael Row the Boat Ashore, which was sung by freed slaves who rowed long boats from Saint Helena Island to the mainland during the American Civil War. Here is my version, as applied to Mike Huckabee...
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
GETS YOUR HELP TO SPIN HIS TALE, HES A USER,
LETS MAD FELONS OUT OF JAIL, PARDONS TO-OO-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
HIS STARE IS DEEP AND STARRY EYED, PAL HES COOL, YEAH,
MILKIN DUMMIES FULL OF PRIDE... GLAD HE KNEW-EW-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
M-S-M IS ALL ABOARD... PAL THEY RULE YA,
M-S-M WILL WIELD THE SWORD WHEN THEY CHOO-OOSE, YEAH.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
WHEN HES CHOSEN THEYLL RING M OUT... IN THE NEWS, YEAH,
HIS MEDIA BUDDIES ALL GONNA SHOUT: HES A LOO-OO-SER!
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
LIBS WILL JUMP WITH JUBILEE... HOW THEY FOOLED YA,
THEN WELL GET OL HILLARY, AND SHELL RU-ULE YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
So...if Huckabee wins and the evangelicals do run the party...is it safe to say they are the establishment?
It seems that terms like establishment and elites only apply to people who are against Huckabee.
Just like the Clintoons Huckabee uses Saul Alinsky tactics and class warfare to get votes. A sad man that I will never vote for and will encourage every Republican I know to sit it out if he wins.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.