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Child molester inmate dies after choking on hot dog
AP via SFGate ^ | 1/4/5

Posted on 01/04/2008 1:07:05 PM PST by SmithL

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To: SmithL

What a weiner


41 posted on 01/04/2008 1:50:38 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: SmithL

Nelson Muntz: “HA HA!”


42 posted on 01/04/2008 1:51:13 PM PST by Son Of The Godfather ("You're it!"... Get it?... It's a "tag" line. :))
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To: SmithL

I like it. A little simple but better than “he fell”.


43 posted on 01/04/2008 2:00:02 PM PST by poobear (Pure democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. God save the Republic!)
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To: SmithL

He is no Joey Chestnut, in addition to being a POS.


44 posted on 01/04/2008 2:00:07 PM PST by Kenny500c
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To: Renegade

Maybe he met Nick the Dick from “Bachelor Party.”


45 posted on 01/04/2008 2:01:04 PM PST by hoppity
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

I love happy endings. (wipe tear here)


46 posted on 01/04/2008 2:01:07 PM PST by P8triot1 (Liberalism ALWAYS produces the exact opposite of its stated intent. Quinns 1st. law..)
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To: gridlock

The taxpayers didn’t provide him with new teeth to properly chew. This is our fault. OH WELL!


47 posted on 01/04/2008 2:02:03 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Eastbound

Wild Thang...


48 posted on 01/04/2008 2:03:28 PM PST by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

The guy looks like a real wiener!


49 posted on 01/04/2008 2:05:25 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: SmithL

How ironic.


50 posted on 01/04/2008 2:09:15 PM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

If he’d just kept his sausage in his pants he wouldn’t be where he is today.


51 posted on 01/04/2008 2:10:13 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: SmithL
Child molester inmate dies after choking on hot dog

It was the seventeenth hotdog that his cellmate jammed down his throat that killed him ...

52 posted on 01/04/2008 2:11:08 PM PST by tx_eggman ("Believing without loving turns the best of creeds into a weapon of oppression" Eugene Peterson)
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To: SmithL

The irony.


53 posted on 01/04/2008 2:12:05 PM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

Isn’t that the singer from Motley Crue?


54 posted on 01/04/2008 2:14:23 PM PST by dinoparty
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Was his Johnson still in tact or did one of his playmates feed it to him and the screws went along with the ‘hot dog’ story?


55 posted on 01/04/2008 2:24:12 PM PST by xrmusn
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To: Brilliant

>They can’t expect us to believe that, can they?

It ranks right up there with “he swallowed his tongue.”


56 posted on 01/04/2008 2:26:17 PM PST by bill1952 (The right to buy weapons is the right to be free)
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To: Renegade
Wonder if the “hot dog “ had the same DNA as the inmate ?

No, but I betcha it matched the DNA of his cellmate.

57 posted on 01/04/2008 2:35:17 PM PST by BlazingArizona
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To: PetroniusMaximus
With teeth like that he should have stuck with pudding, tough to choke on that.

Was this guy British by chance?

58 posted on 01/04/2008 3:02:19 PM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: SmithL

He wasn’t used to big weenies.


59 posted on 01/04/2008 3:03:53 PM PST by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: SmithL
He was pronounced dead on Dec. 19.

applause

60 posted on 01/04/2008 3:06:53 PM PST by Jackknife ( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
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