Gore Announces Definitely NOT Running; Kos Kids Whimper, Go Into Deep Mourning [Vanity]

Me | 11/13/2007 | Me

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The embittered leftist loons over at the Daily Kos cesspool are all still reeling in shock and dismay over having received the following communique from Karen Wunderman, Chief of Staff at AlGore.org:

"Dear AFG Steering Committee Members:

"We have received a communication from a member of Al Gore’s staff discouraging our efforts to put Al Gore’s name on any primary ballots. This includes California, New York, Massachusetts, and the write-in effort in New Hampshire, as well as any other states that are working to get him on the ballot. Accordingly, effective immediately, we are recommending that all groups cease their signature collection and related fund-raising activities."

Anyone interested in pointing and laughing as the fringiest of the fringe vermin work their collective way through the Five Stages of Grief should absolutely, positively check it out.

Good times, people. Good times. ;)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Ping! ;)

[pnh102]

Come on Al... the Green Party needs you!

[picard]

Even these nuts realize that Shrillary cannot win.

Also, Gore is in the Clinton camp. (Secretary of State or some such promise. something was promised.)

The DNC is taking a big gamble. (less than 50/50)

[gridlock]

This could either mean that Algore is getting out or that Algore is getting in in a coordinated fashion, and needs to clear out the weeds before he plants the garden.

[Caipirabob]

LEAVE AL GORE ALONE!!!

[gridlock]

I think The Tree would have a much better shot than Hillary!. But the Democrat Party is not interested in winning, much less governing. The sole purpose of the today's Democrat Party is to support and promote Bill and Hillary! Clinton.

[angkor]

There is a heck of a lot of money to be made off of ManBearPig.

Excelsior!

[RexFamilia]

BS! He doesn’t want a poor showing during the primaries. At the democratic convention, when the candidates are ready to slaughter each other, Fat Albert will descend from the heavens and humbly accept the nomination.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

or that Algore is getting in in a coordinated fashion, and needs to clear out the weeds before he plants the garden.

Nope. Click onto the link and read the entire message from Gore's people.

Absolutely. Positively. Ain't. Running. ;)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[Elyse]

Al Gore probably already has a promise from Hillary that she will make him Energy Secretary if he’s a good boy and doesn’t run against her.

[Izzy Dunne]

Wow - the Hillary ratings over there are kind of low..

[SkyPilot]

Well, I bet the folks at the 89t Airlift Wing at Andrews AFB are relieved. Al "Stinky" Gore was one of their least favorite passengers. Not only was he really, Really, REALLY flatulent (hence his nickname), he was also a 14 caret jerk.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

At the democratic convention, when the candidates are ready to slaughter each other, Fat Albert will descend from the heavens and humbly accept the nomination.

Nope, not possible. Each individual state has deadlines for potential candidates to have their names legally placed onto ballots, for electoral purposes; and virtually ALL of said deadlines will have long since expired, by the time the 'Rat convention ends.

[snowrip]

Dear AFG Steering Committee Members

With the little crazy people firmly in control of every democrat party candidate, the title is more spot on than she can possibly imagine.

[Misschuck]

I know a doctor with a patient who is the mother of a Secret Service agent. Apparently the agent said the Clintons would tell them to walk away if they saw something. However Al and Tipper would both get in their faces and scream their rage about things. They’re all a pack of scum.

[Alberta's Child]

Gore was never serious about running in 2008. He pretty much made it official once he embarked on his silly “global warming” crusade. That issue gets a lot of attention in the media these days, but is probably only considered an important issue by about 5% of the voters in the U.S.

[padre35]

ManBearPig!

He is super super serial guys, he’s not running...

Koyz Boyz...wow, that’s like Comedy Central isn’t it, a laugh a moment, good for entertainment value...

[pillut48]

On the DUmmie website, they have a ‘game’ going, about the candidates ‘running’ (some sort of fundraiser, if they donate so much, their candidate gets to ‘run’ forward on a graph). So far, all the candidates EXCEPT Hillary are ‘running’ forward-
she’s running BACKWARD, bwahahahahahahaha! :-)

Of course, John Edwards is ‘winning’ by a humungous margin, so that ‘poll’ really doesn’t mean anything, but it’s still funny to think that Edwards might be the one who turns into Hillary’s Ross Perot. :-)

[padre35]

Wow, Gore already has campaign posters ready...who knew?

[mylife]

Thanks for starting my day with a ray of sunshine.

[arthurus]

This really is bad news.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Thanks for starting my day with a ray of sunshine.

Their inconvenient truth is our joy. ;)

[gridlock]

I dunno. If he is running for President, the very first thing he has to do is tell all the extracurricular idiots to cease and desist.

These are Kos Kids. They would be just as upset if Algore took over and they were no longer in control of their little crusade. They think they are more important to the process than the Tree himself.

[Jorge]

I think Gore is still traumatized from his 2000 loss to Bush.

[Dixie Yooper]

I’m still waiting for Al Gore to apologize for what he did to the political process in 2000. No one has ever polarized the two party’s members against each other more than Al has. Now he stands to make billions of dollars from his climate change/carbon offset scheme and has taken his ability to polarize mankind on a worldwide level. If the World Court ever sees him for what he really is and wants to prosecute him, I would be more than willing to hand him over.

[Paladin2]

MBP is making 10's of million$ milking the whole AGW hysteria he has helped create.

He likely has more cash tucked away than the Clintoons and likely plans to concentrate on making more to get his emotional revenge on the dynamic duo. No need to bother with the hassles of holding political office.

[pillut48]

Not just Goreacle, but a whole boatload of BDS sufferers!
But fret not! There is a cure for the lunacy!! :-)

[Rb ver. 2.0]

“Al Gore probably already has a promise from Hillary that she will make him Energy Secretary if he’s a good boy and doesn’t run against her.”

He’ll be out giving blood for her if she gets the nomination.

[Buckhead]

He doesn’t want the demotion from planetary messiah to mere president of the USA.

[BibChr]

Well, kinda darn. Would have been fun to kick his butt again.

Just wish I felt better about OUR field and prospects.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

He doesn’t want the demotion from planetary messiah to mere president of the USA.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!! And we have a winnah, ladies and gentlemen! ;)

[picard]

Gore would definitely have a better shot than Hillary or Osama or pretty boy.

The important thing to remember about the DNC is that THEY do not support Hillary either. They hate her.

The whole point of this charade is to reelect Slick Willy. That is the point and that is what they are betting on.

[AmericanMade1776]

Does this mean, Gore has to give his Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize back?

[AmericanMade1776]

What a hoot!

[apocalypto]

Al Gore’s decision makes many Republicans happy since they figured he had a great chance of winning.

[rlmorel]

I’m in a deep depression over that too!

[rlmorel]

"...Not only was he really, Really, REALLY flatulent..."

That is a disgusting thought...all that..."green" food...

[Thermalseeker]

This could either mean that Algore is getting out or that Algore is getting in in a coordinated fashion, and needs to clear out the weeds before he plants the garden.

Excellent analogy (as usual) and certainly a possibility.....

[padre35]

“Does this mean, Gore has to give his Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize back?”

From his cold dead hands...

[PGalt]

bump, bump, bump

[Rummyfan]

Gore as SoS? And Bubba running rampmant as an ambassador-at-large? the thought of it is so depressing!

[Rummyfan]

He doesn’t want a poor showing during the primaries. At the democratic convention, when the candidates are ready to slaughter each other, Fat Albert will descend from the heavens and humbly accept the nomination.

I think you're right - he doesn't want to have to participate in the rough-and-tumble of the primaries, merely be chosen as the Dems' saviour come convention time. That fits his ego and his opinion of himself.

[picard]

He will not be an ambassador, for all intents and purposes, he will assume the Presidency.

Regardless of the persona she and her handlers project, she is still Bubba’s woman. I cannot help but get a sense of an abused woman who is insecure, scared, and in way over her head. Every time she tries to ‘be herself’, she fails.

No, she is in Bubba’s hands and (for the most part) does what she is told. She cannot survive without him.

[Arrowhead1952]

This really is bad news.

You and me both. I'd liked to see his large rear end kicked again.

[ejonesie22]

Well they still have Ron Paul...

[arthurus]

It would be nice.

[Badeye]

The midget that runs dailykos is way way overhyped as to his actually political influence. His track record displays this rather conclusively.

[sauropod]

Eeewwwwww!