Posted on 11/12/2007 1:59:08 PM PST by Froggie
Man cited for porn on wheels By DEANNA BOYD dboyd@star-telegram.com FORT WORTH -- This X-rated movie was moving, Fort Worth police say.
Literally.
Monday morning, a 24-year-old Irving man was cited after a Fort Worth police officer spotted porn playing inside the man’s car.
The officer was conducting extra patrol at a club at in the 100 block of S. Main Street, south of downtown, when he saw the car drive by, then park near the club, said Lt. Dean Sullivan, police spokesman.
According to a police report, a 10-inch screen pointed toward the rear of the vehicle showed “multiple people, naked, having sexual intercourse.”
As the driver began to drive off, the officer pulled him over. Inside the man’s car, the officer spotted an open beer.
The driver, Cameron Walker, was issued several misdemeanor citations, including for obscene display or distribution, not having a driver’s license and for the open container of alcohol.
Multitasking.
It could have been worse.
Much worse.
LEAVE TED KENNEDY ALONE! HE’S A HUMAN BEING!
Does Mr. Johnson drink beer? I see a possible motive.
I wonder if the officer caught him with his hands full.
Or with his pants down.
Now that pic made me laugh. If I ever saw that while driving, I’m not sure the results would be so funny.
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