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Bored naked man tries to rob Pa. store
Associated Press ^ | Sep 19,2007 | ap

Posted on 09/19/2007 6:03:04 PM PDT by arbooz

CARBONDALE, Pa. - Authorities said a man wearing nothing but a hat tried to rob a convenience store in Carbondale. Police say the 24-year-old man charged in last month's robbery attempt often stands naked in front of the window of his apartment.

He was first arrested on an accusation of exposing himself to two women at his apartment building. Carbondale Police Sgt. Thomas Heller says the man ultimately confessed to being the one who tried to rob the store — and said he did so because he was bored.

The clerk at the store kept her cool during last month's robbery attempt. She refused to give the man money and dialed 911. The man left, still undressed, without getting any cash.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: generalchat; naked; rob

1 posted on 09/19/2007 6:03:10 PM PDT by arbooz
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To: arbooz

Even if he had gotten cash, where would he have put it?


2 posted on 09/19/2007 6:04:25 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: arbooz
The man left, still undressed,

Do convenience stores in Pennsylvania sell clothes normally?

3 posted on 09/19/2007 6:05:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: arbooz

It’s not a surprise that something like this would happen in Carbondale...


4 posted on 09/19/2007 6:05:30 PM PDT by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Under his hat probably.


5 posted on 09/19/2007 6:06:05 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Rose in RoseBear; RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands
Oh dear.
6 posted on 09/19/2007 6:06:10 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: arbooz

Bored and stroked.


7 posted on 09/19/2007 6:10:23 PM PDT by decimon
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To: arbooz
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8 posted on 09/19/2007 6:11:48 PM PDT by arbooz ("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
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To: arbooz

Not much of a disguise.


9 posted on 09/19/2007 6:12:28 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: arbooz

At least they can’t nail him for having a concealed weapon.


10 posted on 09/19/2007 6:13:41 PM PDT by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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To: arbooz

This is the type of guy that Hillary Clinton is trying to get the votes of. :D


11 posted on 09/19/2007 6:13:53 PM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: arbooz

He could have had a concealed weapon.


12 posted on 09/19/2007 6:14:04 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: arbooz
I need pictures to decide if he is guilty. I need pictures to decide if I know him.
13 posted on 09/19/2007 6:16:03 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Lil'freeper; Rose in RoseBear; RosieCotton; JenB
Well, I haven't been to Pennsylvania lately.

But you know what I was wearing the last time I was there...

14 posted on 09/19/2007 6:18:26 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: arbooz
Stupidity is contagious: Antioch burglars break into police training session
15 posted on 09/19/2007 6:19:37 PM PDT by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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To: arbooz

I guess he wasn’t hiding a weapon.


16 posted on 09/19/2007 6:25:31 PM PDT by Nachoman (My guns and my ammo, they comfort me.)
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To: Corin Stormhands; Lil'freeper; Rose in RoseBear; JenB

Well...it’d make for an interesting opening scene, I suppose!


17 posted on 09/19/2007 6:32:29 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ladyjane
I need pictures to decide if he is guilty. I need pictures to decide if I know him.
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Chances are it's this guy...
18 posted on 09/19/2007 6:37:44 PM PDT by arbooz ("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
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To: arbooz; alley cat
Guilty
19 posted on 09/19/2007 6:41:46 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: arbooz

Was he wearing the hat on his head?


20 posted on 09/19/2007 6:41:46 PM PDT by Wiggins
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To: arbooz

Now I know what I want to be for Halloween (fully dressed, of course).


21 posted on 09/19/2007 6:44:26 PM PDT by Disambiguator (What's the temperature, Albert?)
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To: arbooz
Carbondale Police Sgt. Thomas Heller says the man ultimately confessed to being the one who tried to rob the store — and said he did so because he was bored.

By “Convenience Store” do they actually mean “Liquor Store?”

He may have intended to stop being merely bored and naked and instead become bored, naked and drunk.

Which really makes perfect sense, when you think about it.

22 posted on 09/19/2007 6:48:08 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Born Conservative
Carbondale

I was at a skinhead riot once there.

Lunatics all over the place.

23 posted on 09/19/2007 6:49:57 PM PDT by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: Grizzled Bear
By “Convenience Store” do they actually mean “Liquor Store?”

It's been 21 years since I moved to FL ... but in PA the laws used to be ... one can only buy liquor and wine in a 'State Store'. Carry-out beer is only sold in bars and beer distributorships. No type of booze at convenience stores whatsoever.

24 posted on 09/19/2007 7:08:14 PM PDT by moonman
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To: arbooz
Just send him to prison naked.

He probably won't be bored anymore.

25 posted on 09/19/2007 7:15:37 PM PDT by SIDENET (I don't want to find "common ground" with a bunch of damn leftists.)
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To: arbooz

Guy will be a big hit in the slammer.


26 posted on 09/19/2007 7:21:21 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: arbooz

He may get really bored in prison. LOL


27 posted on 09/19/2007 7:33:22 PM PDT by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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To: Grizzled Bear

In Pennsylvania, you can’t buy beer in a convenience store. Tastykakes, yes. But no alcohol.


28 posted on 09/19/2007 7:36:59 PM PDT by trimom
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To: trimom

In Pennsylvania, you can’t buy beer in a convenience store. Tastykakes, yes. But no alcohol.


Somehow a bored, naked guy looking for booze seems less creepy than a bored naked guy looking for Tastykakes.


29 posted on 09/19/2007 7:38:46 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: arbooz

“Authorities said a man wearing nothing but a hat”

Lemme guess, Eagles hat?


30 posted on 09/19/2007 7:40:15 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Tagline space for rent. FRmail me for prices and terms and conditions. willing to barter...)
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To: trimom

you can buy it in a pizza place tho’


31 posted on 09/19/2007 7:40:23 PM PDT by tina07
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To: ladyjane

Why am I not surprised to find YOU on this thread? :)


32 posted on 09/19/2007 7:58:43 PM PDT by alley cat
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To: ClearCase_guy
Even if he had gotten cash, where would he have put it?

Here's the perp:

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33 posted on 09/19/2007 8:22:56 PM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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To: arbooz
I take it this was the original source for:

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

But, but, but.... he wasn't naked...

34 posted on 09/19/2007 9:48:30 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: decimon
> Bored and stroked.

I'm satisfied.

35 posted on 09/19/2007 9:49:16 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: CJ Wolf
“Authorities said a man wearing nothing but a hat” 'Lemme guess, Eagles hat?'

Sombrero?

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36 posted on 09/19/2007 10:20:38 PM PDT by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: arbooz

The perp was armed with a dead weapon.....


37 posted on 09/19/2007 10:57:05 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.)
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To: Cobra64
I have to ask: Why?

Why did you have to post THAT picture............ ;-)

38 posted on 09/19/2007 10:59:14 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.)
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To: arbooz
C'dale man charged in nude store robbery

BY KIMM R. MONTONE
STAFF WRITER

A 24-year-old Carbondale man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly robbing a convenience store in the nude last month.

In Lackawanna County Central Court, Carl Wagner, 8 Salem Ave., wore a black, long-sleeve T-shirt under a grey shirt, carpenter pants and sneakers when he appeared before Magisterial District Judge John P. Pesota. He is charged with robbery, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

On Aug. 29, he allegedly walked into Turkey Hill Minit Market, 8 River St., in the buff and demanded money, but left empty handed, according to Carbondale police.

Police did not apprehend him that night, but caught a break two weeks later when responding to a report of a naked man standing in a doorway on Salem Avenue. When arriving on the scene Sept. 12, the officers discovered Mr. Wagner in the nude and took him into custody.

During questioning, Detective Sgt. Thomas Heller told Mr. Wagner he recognized him from surveillance video of the Turkey Hill robbery and asked him why he would do something so bizarre; Mr. Wagner stated he was bored, according to the arrest affidavit.

It is not the first time Mr. Wagner has been in trouble with the law, court records reveal. He pleaded guilty to indecent assault in 2001, indecent exposure in 2003 and simple assault in 2005.

"This is an ongoing problem and I hope there are not other victims," Sgt. Heller said. "This is probably the fifth incident (with Mr. Wagner) in the city we've dealt with. I think he needs some kind of help."

Mr. Wagner is at Lackawanna County Prison in lieu of $20,000 bail. His preliminary hearing is set for Sept. 25 at 11 a.m.

Carbondale police ask if anyone had a similar incident with Mr. Wagner to contact them at 282-6211.

Contact the writer: kmontone@timesshamrock.com

39 posted on 09/19/2007 11:04:52 PM PDT by csvset
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To: moonman

While it’s not the norm, there are some convenience stores that have a liquor license (to sell beer only), but they are few and far between.


40 posted on 09/20/2007 2:47:23 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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To: Wiggins

“Was he wearing the hat on his head?”

LOL, good question!


41 posted on 09/21/2007 11:39:15 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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