Lottery winner credits New Age book store

The Associated Press ^ | Sept 2, 2007 | The Associated Press

[Westlander]

Elwood “Bunky” Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

Bartlett, an accountant from Dundalk, said he made a bargain with the multiple gods associated with his Wiccan beliefs: “You let me win the lottery and I’ll teach.”

[Westlander]

Wonderful.

[capt. norm]

If the guy wants to sell his soul, I guess there are still buyers.

[inkling]

I’m thinking this cat’s gonna fly through that money faster than MC Hammer.

[AmericaUnited]

"Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and showeth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. "

Someone let this guy know it wasn't an original idea...

[basil]

At least he shouldn’t go hungry. Just keeing himself well fed must cost this guy a whole lot.

[Jagman]

Ulysses Everett McGill: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?

Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.

Delmar O'Donnell: Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?

Tommy Johnson: Well, I wasn't usin' it.

[kcar]

Keep your small farm animals under closer watch now.

[Names Ash Housewares]

This is the kind of person that will ruin his life with the money. Just wait. You will see I will be right.