Norway princess 'talks to angels' (Claims she has psychic powers and can teach others)

BBC News ^ | 7-25-07

[Bladerunnuh]

The 35-year-old daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja made the announcement on a website promoting her plans for a new alternative therapy centre.

She says she realised as a child that she could read people's inner feelings, while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.

Princess Martha Louise is fourth in line to the Norwegian throne.

The royal palace says it has no official link to the princess' planned alternative therapy centre, the AFP news agency reports.

The princess, who trained as a physical therapist, says on the website for her Astarte Education centre

[Bladerunnuh]

[Mr. Jeeves]

That’s nothing - 80% of the women in Berkeley, CA can do that, too...and many even get paid for it. ;)

[2banana]

After enough Jack Daniels - ANYONE can talk to angels...

[Cicero]

Yes, for a small fee I’ll tell you what the angels are saying.

[JamesP81]

Princess Martha Louise is fourth in line to the Norwegian throne.

That's probably a relief to the reigning king and queen.

[RexBeach]

“Oh, Wilbur, why don’t you talk to me the way you used to?

[mtbopfuyn]

Princess, meet Breck Girl.

[JMK]

"...she could read people's inner feelings..."

Is she a Betazoid, too?

[jackibutterfly]

These people don’t know who they’re REALLY talking to.

[twonie]

The Princess, who trained as a physical therapist. Nuff said?

[MD_Willington_1976]

I’m thinking the government put a big fat red X on her application for a permit to collect firearms... LOL

[Ace of Spades]

The Black Crowes were unavailable for comment.

[Pining_4_TX]

Another Kucinich supporter.

[mikeus_maximus]

"T-T-T-T Too much time on my hands..."--Styx

It's good to be royalty.

[Hoffer Rand]

...her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.

That's nothing. Catherine the Great's experience with horses led to her meeting God face to face.

[BigBobber]

Whacky...but cute!

[HitmanLV]

I always got a laugh out of how her contribution on the Enterprise was to ‘sense fear’ or ‘sense confusion.’

Almost anyone could have told them that!

[Bladerunnuh]

yeah like when Yoda sensed the dark side in Christopher Lee

[HitmanLV]

Yea - crackerjack jedi stuff there, huh?

[uglybiker]

After enough Jack Daniels - ANYONE can talk to angels...

Also know as:

Communing with spirits!

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Yeah, I’ve done a bit of communing myself.

[GreenLanternCorps]

1. The Scandinavian countries may have the Earth's highest percentage of beautiful women. For this 40 year old healthy male the Princess is definitely hot enough to make my teeth sweat.

2. Her Royal Highness the Princess Martha Louise is nuttier than a jar of Planters peanuts.

It could be worse, she could think she is Teddy Roosevelt and go charging up the stairs like San Juan Hill. (obscure Arsenic and Old Lace reference)

[Jack Hammer]

“She says she realised as a child that she could read people’s inner feelings, while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.”

No surprise here at all; my early experiences with horses (specifically, their hind ends) gave me a leg up on a variety of experiences with high school teachers and college professors, and has prepared me for a life of contact with lawyers, insurance salesmen, and government bureaucrats. Those experiences also yielded enormous insight into television programming, modern film, and the reports of nightly newscasters.

[Chewbacca]

Why would you want to talk to angels when you can go straight to the MAN himself by praying?

I would rather God heard my prayer or conversation than a lowly angel.

[Ciexyz]

Norway news bump.

[fieldmarshaldj]

She looks a little old for 35, doesn’t she ?