Hummer Owner Gets Angry Message

Washington Post ^ | July 18, 2007 | Allison Klein

[NaughtiusMaximus]

This brave new world can get truly nutzoid.

I guess I would make some large sandwich style signs that say “See what the environmentalists did to my nice new car?” and “What are you doing to displease the enviro-Nazis?” and post the whole works on the street for several weeks.

[Kimmers]

LOL I would agree with you......

My sons work at horse shows in the summer and they made the remark, the only time these SUV’s go off road is when they park in the grass parking areas. My eldest had to pull some of these SUV’s out of the mud, they did not realize they had 4WD......

[stuartcr]

This guy didn’t have a clue, that he was pissing off his neighborhood??

[Publius6961]

And 17-year-old boys in loud Toyotas with leaky exhaust pipes. "Ooooooooh, honey! I can smell the testosterone from here!"

HEY!

It wasn't my fault! Somebody stole my catalytic converter.
And I'm not 17...

Just saying.

[Xenalyte]

Hoo boy . . . I know EXACTLY the type you’re talkin’ about.

Fortunately, at 38 I’m about 20 years too old to be the target demographic of those guys.

[Lx]

(I’ve also been known to cast aspersions on the manhood of middle-aged guys who drive Corvettes.)

Well then, I'm glad I sold my Vette (for a profit). After driving a luxury car, driving a '69 Vette kind of sucks no matter how fast it is. At least I've been driving two seaters since I was 18 and still do.

[conservativehusker]

Fix it and put it back out as bait!..Vedeo tape and alarm..all the while packing...they criminals where so brave..bandanas and masks..

But before it’s fixed..put a big sign on it that says tolerant people did this and how much damage to the envirnment did you cause because of the paint fumes and energy needed to fix this?

[Huck]

If you’re not gonna use the SUV for the reason God created it, buy a damn station wagon.

What's a station wagon?

[Ditter]

I wonder why he never considered this might happen? I would have.

[bannie]

Set up cameras to catch the jealous pigs.

[Xenalyte]

In a search for a good picture of some dude in midlife crisis, I Googled "bald corvette," and this came up.

Britney Spears Bald

Go figure, huh?

[taxcontrol]

An SUV that never goes off road is often a good protect the kids in case of an accident vehicle.

[HamiltonJay]

That house is considered upscale?

Man, If that’s what’s considered upscale there, count me out... that’s a bread and butter house, hardly upscale.

[dfwgator]

I wonder why he never considered this might happen? I would have.

It's a sad commentary on this day and age.

[Vision]

This is nuts. Sue Al Gore.

[JamesP81]

And 17-year-old boys in loud Toyotas with leaky exhaust pipes. "Ooooooooh, honey! I can smell the testosterone from here!"

These punks are the very reason I want to own a Corvette or a Trans Am. Because they think they're badasses riding around in 4 cylinder economy cars with fart cannons and a three foot tall rear wing on a front wheel drive car.

[NeilGus]

The reality is that SUVs are today’e generation’s station wagon.

It is more environmentally friendly to drive one SUV to the car pool line at school than two smaller cars.

[Xenalyte]

So’s a Lincoln Town Car.

So’s a Volvo.

Heck, so’s a VW van like the Libyans drove in “Back to the Future.”

[Osage Orange]

Gun-barrel grey.....

Probably another reason the whack-O's went wild.....

[agrarianlady]

Oh-oh

You and me
In our Sport Utility Vehicles!
Cruisin’ to 7-11
For a bag of Frito-Lays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzojLCLALnM&mode=related&search=

Seriously, damaging the property is bad news. But buy a car that fits in your freakin’ garage, dude. It annoys the neighbors to dodge your vehicle every day of the year.