Bag yourself a 'must have' male

Telegraph ^ | July 17, 2007 | Fay Weldon

[OregonRancher]

Went to the Brewery last night. First time since the new owner and the foot was horrible. Prime rib cold, potatoes the same, rib eye was over spiced and uneatable. Will be speaking with the owner.

[Theophilus]

If he takes his car it’s a Corvette I got him for his birthday a few years ago. A fair compromise I’d say

Wow! He is a blessed man!

I'll bet he's never tempted to drive too fast now :-)

[CaptainK]

That Corvette has never seen the snow.

[longtermmemmory]

Ouch,

Does he at least get to see the jar so he can remember what they used to look like?

(/s)

[CaptainK]

He’s the one who doesn't take the car out in bad weather. It’s his baby.

I have no say when it comes to that car.

[Just another Joe]

Am I a must have male?
You'd have to ask my wife to be sure, but.......

I'm not ugly
I'm family oriented
I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable
I'm secure in my own manhood and am not threatened in this region of my life by anything
I know how to, and am not afraid to, defend myself or my family
I'm a simple man with simple pleasures (A glass of port, a hot tub, and my wife pretty much covers it)

Do I have defeciencies? You bet but they aren't big.

I'd die before I let harm come to my family that I could prevent.

[camle]

all I can say is that I don’t give a rat’s @$$ if somebody thinks I’m “must have” or not. I yam what I yam and datz all what I yam

[NRA2BFree]

He, too, diets, uses cosmetics, has his hair styled - and, in increasing numbers, as he gets older, like women, turns to the quick fix: cosmetic surgery.

They call those men "gay." ;o)