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To: Stoat

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My wife told me a long time ago not to try anything because she has a homing beacon sown into the waistband of my underwear.

And I believe her. I can’t get away with anything!

2 posted on 07/15/2007 4:11:57 AM PDT by live+let_live ("God is a mathematician with an eye for art.")

To: live+let_live

I always think it would tell you where your husband’s trousers are, but not necessarily where HE is.

3 posted on 07/15/2007 4:19:39 AM PDT by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)

To: live+let_live

I can’t get away with anything!

16 out of nine times, wives can tell when their husbands are cheating.

11 posted on 07/15/2007 4:52:30 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (I never consented to live in the Camp of the Saints.)

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