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To: JACKRUSSELL

Well, I just went to Wal-Mart and bought a new toilet seat made in China. Will my butt break off? ROFL


8 posted on 07/14/2007 8:33:18 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Well, I just went to Wal-Mart and bought a new toilet seat made in China. Will my butt break off?

No, but if you remove that tiny little silver screw in your navel, it may fall off.

31 posted on 07/14/2007 9:16:03 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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>>>Will my butt break off? ROFL<<<

No, but the quality control tester in China had herpes. I'd wash it real good with lots of Lysol (made domestically) if I were you.

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*only partial sarcasm

35 posted on 07/14/2007 9:16:54 PM PDT by HardStarboard (Take No Prisoners - We're Out of Qurans)
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My professional advice is no your butt will not break off but don’t be surprised if your crotch dosen’t start to smell like soy sauce.
44 posted on 07/14/2007 9:30:50 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (Kalifornia, a red state wannabe. I don't take Ex Lax I just read the New York Times.)
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Will my butt break off?

Now there's a visual I won't be able to get out of mind. LOL!
47 posted on 07/14/2007 9:37:56 PM PDT by Brizick (Repeal the 17th Amendment)
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“bought a new toilet seat made in China. Will my butt break off? ROFL”

Watch out! I have heard that if you sit on one long enough, your butt will go numb.


58 posted on 07/14/2007 10:06:44 PM PDT by turnrightnow (bink's mom)
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