[InvisibleChurch]

[shield]

Of course....coded message...well well...of course, they had great disappointment their UK attack was one big screw up.

[DaGman]

Did someone try playing it backwards? Disregard anything about Paul being dead as a hoax.

[lightman]

Have I not conveyed? Oh God be my witness.

Have I not conveyed? Oh God be my witness.

As annoying as "head-on, apply directly to the forehead".

[Calpernia]

ping

[Arkinsaw]

Have I not conveyed? Oh God be my witness.

Al-Qaeda took a lot of flak in the Muslim world for not following the Koran and warning his enemies enough times as required. In recent tapes and messages Al-Qaeda has taken care to issue its demands and warnings in the proper form.

It looks to me like this "Have I not conveyed?" is an appeal to Muslims saying "See, we have warned them exactly as the Koran demands we do".

I do think this is a statement that their warnings and threats are over and action is forthcoming.

[Cheburashka]

Here is what the code phrase means, out of the Al-Qaeda-Democrat Party cipher book. (Don’t ask how I got a copy. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.)

“Pelosi, Reid, impeach George Bush.”

“Pelosi, Reid, impeach George Bush.”

“Pelosi, Reid, impeach George Bush.”

[wideminded]

"Have I not conveyed the message? O Allah! Be my witness."

- Muhammad's Last Sermon

[wideminded]

"Have I not conveyed the message? O Allah! Be my witness."

- Muhammad's Last Sermon

(link fixed)

[Sarajevo]

I feel this sudden urge to insult Islam

What Bullsh*t

Tehran -- Iranian cattle farmer Gofauk Yousef Fukir came upon what appears to be one of the most holy of cow pies ever today while tending his herd. It seems his prize Bull Osama plopped out a turd with an uncanny likeness to the most holy prophet, Mohammed.

"This is no ordinary bullsh*t," insisted Gofauk Yousef. "This sh*t is like something directly from Allah above. It hardly even smells. Well, maybe a little. But I haven't bathed in two years, so who can say, yes?"

A team of Iranian bullsh*tologists, dispatched from Tehran university's religious artifacts division was pulled away from evaluating the booty they plundered from the Iraqi museum during the early days of the Iraq / US war to examine Gofauk Yousef's religious crap. After careful study they confirmed that the cow patty did indeed take on the appearance of manure from heaven.

"Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!!" Gofauk Yousef could be heard calling out to his friends and family, all the while sporting a wide smile befitting someone who had quite literally just stepped in heavenly sh*t, "Pack up the tent. We're going to Disneyland!" This is the profit I've been waiting for from all these years of tending godd*mned cows". --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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