Posted on 06/25/2007 10:28:09 PM PDT by goldstategop
What do you get when you drop the former Miss New York, also known as "America's sexiest bikini model," into a struggling TV newscast in the unrated market of Tyler, Texas?
You get Fox's next reality series – "Anchorwoman."
Lauren Jones, whose career credits also include serving as a "World Wrestling Diva," a soap star and one of Bob Barker's beauties on "The Price Is Right," is playing a new role right now – anchorwoman on KYTX-TV, a local CBS affiliate in Tyler.
But it's not a real job or a permanent journalism position. It's part of a Fox Entertainment gimmick – laying the groundwork for the reality series debuting nationally Aug. 21.
Lauren Jones
However, to make it even more interesting – and confusing – this is no joke to Jones. She says she has always wanted to be a broadcaster, her role models being Oprah Winfrey and Katie Couric.
She may also be the only person working at KYTV who has a "consultant," Carole Propp. Propp contacted WND yesterday trying to line up an interview with columnist Pat Buchanan for her final show of the season on the Fox Network.
Lauren Jones
Are you still following this?
Needless to say, Jones' time at KYTV has initiated new debates about the credibility of journalism, especially broadcast news, as well and the blurring lines between news and entertainment in TV.
So what is she going to interview Buchanan about?
Not illegal immigration. Not the death of the West. Not the war in Iraq. She wants to interview the commentator about what he thinks of Fox's stunt – as well as his "general thoughts on the news of the day."
As for KYTX President and General Manager Phil Hurley, he's not having any qualms or ethical dilemmas over the presence of Jones in his newsroom. He explains he placed her in the "laboratory" of the 5 p.m. broadcast rather than the more serious 6 p.m. or 10 p.m. slots.
How is the rest of the KYTX staff handling the visit from Jones? Some are looking forward to additional paychecks from Fox when the series airs. This may have softened any blow to their egos involved in working alongside the model in the "laboratory" of the 5 p.m. news show.
"Anchorwoman" is the brainchild of its creator and executive producer, Brian Gadinsky, who has played similar roles with "American Idol," "Mr. Personality," and "America's Most Wanted."
Here's how Fox explains the whole concept of "Anchorwoman": "Phil Hurley is the owner of a middle-market Texas news station, KYTX Channel 19. Desperate to turn the tide of his news rating woes and compete with the longtime ratings giant, Phil has shocked the station and town of Tyler, Texas, by bringing in a gorgeous model and ex-WWE diva with no previous news experience to be his next anchorwoman – all in hopes of reinventing the look of Channel 19 and overhauling its below-average 6 share to a number more like his competitor's 36.
"Former Miss New York and über-vixen Lauren Jones packs up her Versace dresses and heads to Tyler, Texas, to start a new career. Can this bombshell make it as a serious reporter? Will she save KYTX, or make it the laughingstock of the Lone Star State? Lauren wants to show everyone she's no airhead, and this is her big chance to prove she's more than just a pretty face.
"The entire newsroom thinks the boss has made a giant mistake. Reigning anchor Annalisa Petraglia is not about to lose her queen bee status to some L.A. hottie. News director Dan Delgado is fit to be tied as his beloved journalistic standards go out the window. Michele Reese, a hard-nosed reporter bound for CNN, will take no prisoners. Lauren has a big job in front of her as she struggles with her news team and an unfamiliar town.
"How will it all turn out? Only the ratings will tell, so stay tuned for the next "Anchorwoman": Lauren Jones."
Courtney Friel
Hurley confirms the hype, saying some of his employees were apprehensive about the reality show at first, but after seeing the publicity, "they realized that it could help their own careers."
As WND reported, bikinis and newscasting seem to go together at Fox. Fox News Channel, frequently criticized for focusing on glitz and sex, hired another swimsuit model and host of "World Poker Tour" as a substitute anchor and host of "Fox & Friends Weekend." In February, it hired Courtney Friel who quickly pulled swimsuit photos from her website to mute concerns about her credibility and journalistic professionalism.
Lauren Jones: Texas Infobabe
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
She should do the news in a bikini. Then I’d watch.
Or a long, sheer nightie with backlighting
In that first shot she’s a hottie. In that second shot she destroyed the mystique IMO.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Indeed. And standing for the news, no desks.
Keep the thermostat low??
“She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye”
Wow,
wow. wow. wow.
whew.
I cant say anymore than that. *down boy*
Not another pseudo reality series? Help.
...And DON'T let the future missus see your post #10.
Cheers!
What do you have against boobs? Personally, I approve of them as long as they are not the Chrithy Matthews type of Marxist boob.
In any case, I vote for Bikini News, with her starring opposite Brit Hume.
Geez, if we get someone like her doing the local news, I would watch once more.
Her plastic surgeon must be proud. ;^)
Jeez guys. In that second pix, she doesn’t look natural. Looks more like she had a couple soup bowls implanted. (Ok, so now you wiseacres are going to say “pass the soup.”)
And she is any different from the other teleprompter news readers how?
Everyone knows that the Journalism major, is the last resort for college students that can’t even hack Psychology or Humanities programs. Nothing lazier or vainer than a TV reporter.
hehehe
thank you !
Wow, you’re not kidding! She’s adorable. I guess we Americans should be more like the French after all...
Yeah. Her plastic surgeon was a hack.
They should send her to Iraq dressed like this and I'm sure the insurgents would come out of hiding PDQ.
BTW, what do you bet part of the series will be how a small Texas town reacts to a "sophisticated" city woman? I've got news for them. North Texas raises the best looking women I've ever met. And that's without anything besides Revlon to enhance them.
THIS is another pic of Lauren.
OMG.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n21/Croshayqueen/WebRedBikini1.jpg
“The Boob Tube”.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
ditto that.I lived in Miami / Ft Lauderdale and the LA area and Phoenix but the North Texas women are hands down the pretties natural beauties I ever saw
Ping!
oh yeah !
lol
As a graduate of the University of Texas College of Journalism, I take strong exception to this. My experience was the cop-out majors were Psychology and English. Those were the two directions students headed to after they flunked out of whatever degree they came there to get.
Of course, that was 30 years ago and I'm sure the profession has deteriorated since then. Truth is that only a small handful make good money in journalism and most who are worth their salt flee to better-paying jobs once they realize there's no money in it except at the top.
Never underestimate the power of Soup!
Soup is good food.
30 posts and not one “I’d hit it”! Everyone’s asleep already.
Laughably, “journalists” are offended.
Your taste in women, sir, is magnifique.
Sitting for the news, no desks.
Could lead to a Fatal Attraction.
< }8^)
Oh my....
please dont do that
Whoa, sweet!!
Say if you're South of Oklahoma, east of New Mexico,
West of Louisiana, where Papa Charles always go
We gotta a little place called Texas
Where the women grow on trees
There right there for the pickin' good buddy
Just as easy as a man could please
Chorus:
Run take a hold
You're gonna get young 'fore ya get old
Those Texas ladies are Texas gold
Kisses that are sweeter than cactus
Take no practice to love yeah
Now there east of Amarillo, a little south of old Dime Box
You can find a Cinderella
Or a genuine Goldilocks
And if ya don't like no love attachments,
If your taste in women gets strange
You could probably find some things to live on,
Down in old La Grange
Chorus:
You better run tell the world
You gotta have a Lone Star girl
With her cast iron curls
Her aluminum dimples
Cause she's so simple to love
Now she's probably in Dallas, maybe down in old Cowtown
I've heard em tell Texas women
Beat the others lyin' down
I just thought I might tell you
In case you were unaware
'Bout those northeast Texas women
With their cotton candy hair
Chorus:
You run dig a hole,
You gonna get young before you get old
Now Texas women are Texas gold
Ahh there sweeter than cactus
Easy to love, yeah, easy to love
Easy to love, mmmmm
Chorus:
You run tell the world,
How you'll get Lone star girls
With their cast iron curls,
She's sweeter than cactus
And easy to love....
--Willis Alan Ramsey
went there
lame and slut-ty
I’d love to see that interview with Buchanan:
“So, like, Pat (giggle) um, what tanning lotion do you prefer?”
“You look pretty angry, Pat. Is that because of some trouble with your childhood?”
“What sort of a name is ‘Bay’, anyways?”
She’s quite beautiful.....
If you like that spackled, buffed, plucked and painted porn star look.
I like them a little more natural looking myself.
But then, I’m sure I’m not her type either.
I couldn't agree with you more.
What's going on with the left one? Gazongas aren't supposed to have squared-off edges!
I don’t see why an Anchorman/women should have to be a Rhodes Scholar. Just need somebody that can convey the information interestingly enough. The real journalism can go on behind the scenes and then presented by somebody that looks good on TV and can speak very well.
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