What to call supporters of the Green Religion

[Reform Canada]

Since the secular left has embraced the environment as their religion they should be referred to in a way that has religious overtones.

Climate Fundamentalist

orthodox gorians

Anyone got any good ones.

[dfwgator]

Satanists?

[sourcery]

Wilderness Worshippers
Anti-Humanists
Nattering Nabobs of Naturalism
Green Goblins

[BigFinn]

High priestess of Methane.

[mozarky2]

dirt worshippers?

[caveat emptor]

les grenouilles. It’s not easy bein’ green.

[randog]

Carbon Obnoxides.

[Dumpster Baby]

Rooties.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Unitarians?

[Cicero]

Greenitarians.

[Uriah_lost]

Be careful not to confuse with these Goreans..
http://www.goreanwhispers.com/home.html

Warning! Not Safe For Your Sanity Or Work!

[backtothestreets]

No religious overtones, but call them mosses (not Moses). Mosses are typically green and are most plentiful where light is minimized. In the case of environmental greens, light would be knowledge, and they are lacking on both counts, light and knowledge.

[sourcery]

Tree Believers
Tree Totallers
Forest Fanatics
Forest Fawners
Enviro-Masochists
Primitivists
Humanity Haters
High Priests of Hedge Witchery

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Moonbats.

[grandpa jones]

New Moralists

[WorkingClassFilth]

I call them Stoplight Commies because they go from green to red with a brief flash of yellow in between.

[this_ol_patriot]

Well it’s corporate too. Check out the banner at the top and the flash intro at the link below.

http://www.sanyo.com/

[Mercat]

Algorians

[austinmark]

Greenie Weenie’s.....

[kAcknor]

"Dirt Bags" should work fine...

[Reform Canada]

ping

[Yehuda]

a/ Gorons.

b/ Watermelons (green on the outside, red on the inside).

c/ Schm*cks.

[fkabuckeyesrule]

Methodist. LOL!

[Theresawithanh]

Greengoes, because they want us all to ‘go green’.

[SeaWolf]

“Dim Bulbs” sounds about right. But “Inquisitorial Flagellates” may be more accurate.

[Secret Agent Man]

Global Warmairians.

[SAJ]

You mean, of course, something besides 'Brain-dead Marxists' and 'Environazis'?

Just checking.

[Secret Agent Man]

Greenhouse Gasairians.

Climatologists. (kinda like Scientologists).

The AlGoreans.

The Non-Frigidarians.

The Church of Gaia/Captain Planetarians.

[sourcery]

Eco-Puritans
Yew-topians
Ecological Contradictionists
Flower Childish Inquisition
Nature Nazis

[fso301]

Watermelons

[exit82]

Goreaholics.

[NormsRevenge]

Gorebalist (Gorebalism believer)

NeoBloomer

[sourcery]

Gaia Cultists

[Vasilli22]

Morons?

[DuncanWaring]

Stars - "They're not very bright, but there sure are a lot of them".

(Didn't come up with it myself - it was originally proposed for non-members of Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

[rabscuttle385]

Episcopalians

[roscommon]

Germans call these sorts of people watermelons. They refer to them as such because they are green on the outside and red on the inside.

[Covenantor]

Germans call these sorts of people watermelons. They refer to them as such because they are green on the outside and red on the inside....as well as rather seedy in aspect and spirit.

[weegee]

Gaists.

Or Communists...

[niobe527]

moldy?

[mamelukesabre]

THat’s a good one. I’m gonna start using it.

[Beowulf]

parishioners of the Church of the Warming Globe

[PA Engineer]

Gaianens

[MacDorcha]

Kellogs (Nothing but fruits, nuts, and flakes)

[Salvation]

hereticals

[JeffChrz]

Make it nice and easy:

Idiots.

[CometBaby]

Father Al-Goracle of the Religion of Mother Earth worship

[4rcane]

Fundamentalist view on Environment
Orthodox view on Environment
Conservative view on Environment

Basically use the same words that left attack Right wing Social Conservatives with. Basically those who worship the environment have essentially the same as social conservatives but on the extreme level

[Nam Vet]

Morons?

Idiots?

Fools?

nincompoops?

numbskulls?

imbeciles?

featherbrains?

There are just so many that fit.

Nam Vet

[4rcane]

Zealots