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Immigration Has A New Flag (Mouse That Squeaked Parody From Barbara Simpson Alert)
Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 06/18/2007 | Barbara Simpson

Posted on 06/17/2007 10:49:51 PM PDT by goldstategop

We're in the middle of a domestic immigration war, and it's a classic. The blind are leading the blind. The selectively deaf are leading the selectively deaf.

Their enemy is the electorate.

They march onto the Washington congressional battlefield with the banner of their leader, George W. Bush, flapping in the wind.

The coat of arms is golden yellow, emblazoned with a cross on the shield, supported by two bold figures – a fruitcake and a skunk – all on a field of mockingbirds.

Golden yellow is for cowardice in the face of pressure groups – everything from big business and construction to race-based groups, the church and the Mexican government.

The cross on the shield represents the president's continual use of his religious beliefs to bolster his incessant pressure to pass the so-called Comprehensive Immigration Reform Bill. He ignores reality for the comfort of his preconceived notion of what God would want, under the guise of compassion and decency.

The fruitcake represents George Bush in the eyes of millions of citizens, as a result of his single-minded determination to get this law passed – the will of the people and the reality of the consequences be damned.

The skunk represents what President Bush has become to fellow Republicans and conservatives who see themselves being played the fool by the man they put into office. They consider this the ultimate betrayal of their votes but even worse, of the Republican Party and its ideals.

The field of mockingbirds represents those elected people in government who have shown their contempt for average Americans and those who put them in office. They have no respect for them or their ideas. They mock them with supercilious, contemptuous rhetoric and resort to disparaging insult, like spoiled children in the middle of a tantrum. In fact, they're all spoiled by the ether of the beltway and the bubble of their existence. The ravages of rampant, illegal immigration don't touch their lives. They don't see it or touch it.

The closest they might get is the busboy in their upscale restaurant or country club or when their accountant pays the maid, the cook, the gardener or the nanny. Beyond that, their homes, schools, medical system and benefits are safe from the hoi polloi. It's a good deal if you can get it, and apparently you can; just get elected to high office.

The coat of arms, and thanks to a caller to my KSFO radio program for the seed of that idea, is appropriate considering the magnitude of what elected officials in Washington are doing: the bidding of one man, President Bush.

The wishes of the people who elected them to office, the people who pay their salaries and provide their perks are given lip service – barely – and even then, conveyed with accusations and derogatory comments. "Name-calling" is putting it politely.

The game can be played by both sides though, and the tsunami of calls and e-mails opposed to the immigration bill resulted in the 45-50 vote not to shut off debate and force a vote.

That was the good news, but George Bush hasn't given up and neither have Ted Kennedy and Harry Reid and the Republicans who are catering to power – that power being the money, special interest and open-border crowd.

There are people on both sides of the aisle committed to those open borders and the flow of trade across them. They want a continual flow of low-wage workers to make it all happen for the benefit of the few. They also want those workers because, for them, they translate to votes – political support which will keep the power brokers in office.

Those politicians want reelection so badly, they'll sell their soul to the people who provide the political means they require – campaign donations.

This domestic immigration war is a battle that sacrifices the country for the expediency of trade and politics. It's a sick and demoralizing dance with death that's going on, and the outcome is not assured.

Even though they've seemingly forgotten that the ultimate, political power is with the voter – and '08 doesn't look good for Republicans as a result of all this – the outcome of the immigration vote still hangs in the balance.

Reid, Kennedy and Bush seem determined to get a Senate vote by July 4th – isn't that date ironic – but then the House will battle it out.

Through it all, President Bush is hanging tough. He wants it, and he wants it now.

But, as the saying goes, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings," and Ted Kennedy is barely even vocalizing.

He's still out there waving the George Bush coat of arms. Remember it: the fruitcake, the skunk and the mockingbirds!


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; Mexico; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; barbarasimpson; cira; democrats; illegalimmigation; immigrantlist; jorgew; leonardwibberly; mousethatsqueaked; openborderslobby; republicanparty; rinos; satire; shamnesty; sovereignty; ussenate; worldnetdaily
In the finest Leonard Wibberly tradition, Barbara Simpson brings us a parody of the Open Borders Crusade led by Jorge W. and his small fringe sect in Washington. Enjoy!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

1 posted on 06/17/2007 10:49:59 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

This is not over yet. Bush refuses to give up this easily. It's his stubborn character. As I predicted he would try to resurrect it and call it something else. We have to keep our guard up. We need to keep the pressure up. We have no choice but to fight. The oligarchy wants cheap labor and a destruction of the middle class and the millionaire democrats want votes they can count on. A marriage made in HELL.

STAGE TWO is to go after the people who hire illegals. Start giving them fines and arresting them. Just catch ten or 100 of them on the nightly news. The magnet will dry up and most of the 12 million will go home by themselves.

As an addendum, we should anonymously call the IRS, people working "off the books" means taxes ain't being paid. Make anonymous fliers and hang them around the neighborhood, name names. It's time to embarrass these bustards, whether they give to the GOP or Rats, we don't need them.

CALL! CALL! CALL! CALL! AND KEEP CALLING TILL THE LINES FRY!

WRITE! WRITE! WRITE! WRITE! TILL YOU RUN OUT OF INK IN YOUR PEN!

Bombard the Democrats as well, especially the ones that ran on an anti illegal immigration plank and the ones in marginal districts who could be vulnerable. keep pounding on them. This is a bipartisan issue not a Conservative or Liberal issue BUT AN AMERICAN issue.

STOP AMNESTY NOW!! WE CAN DO IT!!

The best way to stop Shamnesty

2 posted on 06/17/2007 11:10:43 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: goldstategop

Just say NO to Illegal Alien Amnesty!! Keep calling!! It’s NOT OVER!!

U.S. Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121

U.S. House switchboard: (202) 225-3121

White House comments: (202) 456-1111

Find your House Rep.: http://www.house.gov/writerep

Find your US Senators: http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm


3 posted on 06/17/2007 11:41:25 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
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To: goldstategop
may the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt visit our esteemed leader nightly in his sleep....
4 posted on 06/17/2007 11:55:50 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse (FAE's not RoE's)
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To: goldstategop
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5 posted on 06/18/2007 1:38:06 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: goldstategop

bump


6 posted on 06/18/2007 2:05:32 AM PDT by EverOnward
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To: Cacique
What is more frieghtening is not that Bush is being stubborn, it's the Repubs who go and change their votes! I'm having a very hard time with the idea any Repub would diss the base right now knowing if they vote for the POS bill they will be a goner next time around and receive absolutely NO support. For the Rinos and moderates I get it why they'd vote for it, but any conservative who votes for this bill should be targeted, gone after with a vengence from the base, and released!

The Last election was bad for repubs because they didn't do as they said they would for ten years and they were getting very lax. Now, when you have people like me saying NO MORE will I vote for a Moderate/rino just to keep the party in power you better believe you're not only going to have a problem getting elected again you're going to have major problems winning national elections.

The Repub party better win back their conservative edge!

7 posted on 06/18/2007 4:08:35 AM PDT by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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To: goldstategop
Bush’s approach to resolving the illegal immigrant issue by legalizing and granting them amnesty is like resolving graying hair issue by shaving your head bald. How dumb is that?
8 posted on 06/18/2007 4:59:43 AM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: goldstategop

It is endlessly amazing to witness the lack of wisdom of so many of our leaders. Many are truly ignorant of government, economics, geography, history or politics.


9 posted on 06/18/2007 5:01:40 AM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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To: R.W.Ratikal

Add demography.


10 posted on 06/18/2007 5:06:15 AM PDT by kabar
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To: sirchtruth
"if they vote for the POS bill they will be a goner next time around and receive absolutely NO support. "

The American voter has an extremely short memory. I'm sure they think they can get away with it.

Carolyn

11 posted on 06/18/2007 5:12:16 AM PDT by CDHart ("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe)
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To: goldstategop; blackie; janetgreen; Travis McGee; All

Thanks! Love Barbara Simpson = the babe from the bunker.


12 posted on 06/18/2007 9:08:57 AM PDT by AuntB (" It takes more than walking across the border to be an American." Duncan Hunter)
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To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..

ping


13 posted on 06/18/2007 9:15:48 AM PDT by gubamyster
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To: AuntB

Barbara Simpson nailed it!!

Wake Up America!!


14 posted on 06/18/2007 9:51:55 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: goldstategop

Our future "Americans" on their way to honoring the gift of American Citizenship...



and what they did when they got there



Plus showing off their keen awareness of history...



my all time favorite, the goal of all good democrats American destroying communists.

but of course (snicker, snicker) you can't vote if your not a citizen! (snort)


15 posted on 06/18/2007 11:47:37 AM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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