Woman, She is a Goddess to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxgC-uBw1K0 ^ | 30 April, 2007 | J. Wright

[RunningWolf]

I think Charlize Theron is my ultimate Goddess of a Woman.

[RunningWolf]

I think Charlize Theron is my ultimate Goddess of a Woman.

The problem for me, is I see just a little bit of her in 95% of women I encounter.

Just like the food worker out at my workplace. She is getting close to the retirement door, and she has two moles on her cheek.

I have flirted with her very provocativly. I look into her eyes and say 'honey, don't let me catch you alone behind the freezers, it might get pretty messy' and she said 'baby, I am way ahead of you' :-)

I give her a good many loving hugs too!

[PetroniusMaximus]

Hey, did you mean to say this out loud???

:)

[supremedoctrine]

Borat, is that you???
-—maybe the most irretrievably weird post I have ever seen on FR

[supremedoctrine]

Borat, is that you???
-—maybe the most irretrievably weird post I have ever seen on FR

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Is this activism? News? Are you zotbait?

[WayneM]

In before....something.

[Brad's Gramma]

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[abishai]

‘baby, I am way ahead of you’

Um... As in getting away as fast as she can?

[Lurker]

she has two moles on her cheek.

You failed to tell us which cheek. How are we supposed to make any sort of rational response without that critical bit of information?

L

[Lucas McCain]

Someone needs to post a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[indylindy]

Is this before or after the bar closes?

[Erasmus]

I once had a mole on my face. I took as a clue I wasn’t washing often enough. After I cleaned up, it got discouraged and departed for the back yard.

[Petronski]

Hey, did you mean to say this out loud???

LOL

[Grizzled Bear]

Paging the WTF Cat!

[txroadkill]

You’re supposed to go to bed after you take the Ambien.

[clintonh8r]

Keep your hands where we can see ‘em!

[Vision]

You’re going to run into problems when you objective women.

Also when you post it in news.

[Steve0113]

-—maybe the most irretrievably weird post I have ever seen on FR

Seconded.

[Petronski]

[BlessedBeGod]

Alrighty then!

[A CA Guy]

Jesse Jackson’s spiritual advisor says you have to know how to treat a woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I

[Egon]

As someone else stated, we really need the WTF cat here.

...I'll settle for some pics of Charlize, though.

[Petronski]

Is this post weirder than "stuned my beeber?"

I think not.

But it's close.

[cripplecreek]

[Paleo Conservative]

She’s to the left of Natalie Maines and Sheryl Crow.

[Steve0113]

Is this before or after the bar closes?

Just before, when options are running out.

[BipolarBob]

What color is the sky on youir planet? Just curious.

[Egon]

<strange disembodied voice> ...Lithium is no longer available on credit...

[Izzy Dunne]

Take two of these and sleep in, in the morning:

[Artemis Webb]

If you are doing anything Onanistic right now you’ll go blind.

[IronJack]

I just talked to Charlize, and she thinks you're a hunk! She said she's dying to meet you. And I can hook you up, dude. Just send me a certified check for $1,000 and you'll get to meet your goddess. I know it sounds like a lot of money, but you could make that in a couple of months if the shift supe would let you run the fry station. And how do you put a price tag on bliss?

This offer won't last forever, so act now!

[Minn]

She's rather stupid

[al baby]

Stune my beeber

[RunningWolf]

I don’t think I chose news activism, and my hands are on the keyboard, all clothes in their proper place. I thought I had it in other forums

Sorry if I shocked or offended anyone.

J.

[A_perfect_lady]

I think your goddess has gotten too close to my god a few times.

Tell her to keep her mitts to herself, and we'll get along fine.

[Army Air Corps]

I completely lost my train of thought...hell, it derailed.

[Petronski]

[KoRn]

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

When I worked in a deli, I had this incredible urge to stick my thingie into the pickle slicer. Finally, one day, I could no longer resist and I did just that. It was wonderful. It didn’t hurt at all. Unfortunately, I got fired. So did the pickle slicer.

[indylindy]

Just before, when options are running out.

I'd say a 90% percent chance of looking like a goddess is pretty good. Of course if the guy looks like a ratback all 90% would run.

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

[abishai]

If you are referring to the Genesis account, Onan was practising birth control in the actual act with a woman. I’ve always wondered why that other thing is called Onanism.

[tflabo]

Ahhhhh get a grip man....

[advertising guy]

I love Milk

[Army Air Corps]

Shecky Greene, is that you?

[al baby]

Now thats funny

[txroadkill]

So did the pickle slicer.

LMAO! Got to clean up coffee now.

[RunningWolf]

LOL

Thanks all of you freeprs, my feet are on the ground again.

I think I will ‘suffer’ a while longer on this this thread tho :^)

‘Wolf crawls into cave for a time :^)

[bannie]

I'm just kidding: You obviously HAVE one. It's odd; but it's a life.

[Artemis Webb]

“AND then his wife, who verily was an unfortunate woman, for that he put not his seed where it belonged, came unto him, crying “Onan, Onan, get a hold of yourself!” And he did...

AND HE SPILLED HIS SEED UPON THE GROUND!”

From The Book of Onan