"Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose that we hit it hard, and hit it fast, with a major -- and I mean major -- leaflet campaign. And while it's reeling from that, we follow up with a whist drive, a car-boot sale, some street theatre, and possibly even some benefit concerts. Okay? Now, if that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the t-shirts."
-- Arnold Rimmer