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(Rochester, NY) CITY SCHOOLS EMBRACE EBONICS
boblonsberry.com ^ | 03/16/07 | Bob Lonsberry

Posted on 03/16/2007 6:09:54 AM PDT by shortstop

Actually, it's sad.

The Rochester City School District has moved to “normalize” ebonics, saying that “Black English Vernacular” is as valid as conventional English and that students and teachers are welcome to use it.

Teachers, in fact, are even encouraged to use ebonics themselves in the classroom.

It's part of the multiculturalism and diversity cult. The belief that all things are equal, even when they clearly aren't. And the deep thinkers at the worst school district in the state have decided that their students will have better self-esteem if their “home language” is respected in school.

A recent district newsletter went so far as to suggest that students be asked to translate materials from standard English into ebonics.

It's ridiculous, of course. And disastrous. Most of ebonics is not a dialect, it is merely bad English. The absence of grammar and vocabulary, the emphasis on crudities, the fact that it is only marginally communicative and limits the ability to express complex thoughts and feelings, and that it isolates those who speak it from the rest of society.

It isn't something that should be celebrated in school, it is something that should be corrected in school. The purpose of an education is to prepare a young person for a happy and productive life by helping to develop the ability to make a living and be a good citizen. Lending credence to ebonics limits that by removing the essential emphasis on mastering conventional English.

Favoring ebonics fosters the development of a separate language, further dividing and alienating one portion of society from another.

But all that is obvious.

What isn't is that this policy is stereotypical, ignorant and disrespectful. It fails to recognize and honor, much lest emulate, the past and present of Black America. Even the name they've applied to this speech pattern -- “Black English Vernacular” -- presumes that this is the way black people do or are supposed to speak.

And that is ridiculous.

Clearly, everyone is free to speak any way they want to. But to suggest that ebonics is the normative black speech pattern flies in the face of the evidence. It also seems to be an almost racist stereotype more expected from a white bigot than a black teacher.

Here's some evidence that this way of speaking has nothing to do with being “black.”

Take Frederick Douglass. This man, who was raised in slavery and was 160 years closer to African language origins than the current generation, spoke and wrote outstanding English. His autobiography, speeches and newspaper columns were the equal in erudition and language mastery of any of his day. He wrote and spoke with a skill and precision that few people could match today.

In the city that was Frederick Douglass's home for much of his life, it is disgraceful to presume that black people are obligated to have a brand of English different from the conventional English that he was a paragon of.

Rochester's first black mayor – recently retired Bill Johnson – is a man whose English was outstanding. Though he had a touch of accent from his native Virginia, his speaking and writing were always intelligent, articulate and grammatically solid. He is a man remarkable for his powers of communication – whether giving a speech or having a conversation – and all of that is in conventional English.

Wouldn't it be natural, in a district focused on giving blacks a good education, for the former black mayor to be an example and role model? Shouldn't his obvious skill with conventional English be something students of all colors – including his own – should strive for?

With the rising emphasis in this district on Afro-centric education, don't you think that someone would have noticed that the great black leaders and thinkers of this country – like W.E.B. DuBois, Edward Alexander Bouchet and Booker T. Washington – wrote and spoke the very best English and did so on purpose?

For all the talk about Martin Luther King Jr., has anyone at the city school district ever read or listened to what he wrote and said? Sure, he had the cadence of the black church, but he had the English mastery of the university classroom. Dr. King played the role he did in the civil rights movement because he could communicate -- in beautiful, almost scriptural English -- the moral power of his cause.

Malcolm X so wanted to improve his English that he copied a dictionary over by hand. Anyone who has heard recordings of his speeches knows that he was a skilled orator with a scholarly dedication to the language.

Even the two most prominent civil rights leaders of today – Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton – while they both have accents and use the cadence of the pulpit, are also powerful speakers whose ability with the language is at least on a par with most other nationally prominent leaders. Some would say they both speak better conventional English than the president.

And a man who wants to replace that president – Barak Obama – is a black man whose proper and intelligent use of the language is second to none. Likewise, the last two secretaries of state have been black people whose spoken and written English were impeccable. Ditto for two of the nation's longest-serving black politicians -- John Conyers and Charlie Rangel.

Even the newest member of the city school board – civil rights lawyer Van White – is a person very dedicated to black issues, but whose language shows the refinement of an educated and intelligent man.

It seems that the past and the present show just the opposite of the district's assumption. Instead of “Black English Vernacular” being substandard ebonics, it is – as demonstrated by the individuals mentioned – often the very best usage made of our language. Being black means many things, but it doesn't mean using bad English. History and current events show that.

Black students – like all students – are helped by holding up examples and standards for them to rise to, not by lowering expectations and curricula to accommodate them. The language of a home that is otherwise dysfunctional doesn't necessarily have much to recommend it and it should not be endorsed by a school whose calling it is to raise everyone to a higher plane.

We are one nation under God, indivisible – even by language. All students should learn one English. And black students should not be sold short or sold out by a policy which, while pretending to respect them, actually demeans them by presuming and reinforcing a stereotype that is both hurtful of students and inconsistent with the aspirations and accomplishments of black Americans.

In slave days, the masters did everything they could to keep blacks from being literate and articulate.

In our day, some schools seem to have the same objective.


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Unbelievable. that's all I can say. Unbelievable.
1 posted on 03/16/2007 6:10:01 AM PDT by shortstop
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To: shortstop

Yet another move by the liberals to ensure blacks never get educated beyond a certain point in order to keep them in economic slavery.


2 posted on 03/16/2007 6:12:03 AM PDT by kedd
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To: shortstop

Diversity initiative gone mad.


3 posted on 03/16/2007 6:12:31 AM PDT by al_c
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To: shortstop
My wife spent some time in San Salvadore Brazil, which has a large black population. She is still surprised by the fact a lot of blacks in this country speak a different dialect. In most of the world there is no different dialect between blacks and whites/Hispanics. It is an artificial separation that damages the prospects of those who speak it.
4 posted on 03/16/2007 6:16:35 AM PDT by oncebitten
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To: shortstop

They be crazy!


5 posted on 03/16/2007 6:16:47 AM PDT by CobraJet
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To: shortstop

It be whack.


6 posted on 03/16/2007 6:16:56 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: shortstop
Since we all should learn to communicate with our Rochester student bretheren, here's the article translated into Ebonics:

(Rochester, NY) CITY SCHOOLS EMBRACE EBONICS Actually, it'ssad.

The Rochester City School District has moved ta “normalize” ebonix, saying dat “Black English Vernacular” iz as valid as conventional English an' dat students an' teachers iz welcome ta use it.

Teachers, in fact, iz even encouraged ta use ebonix themselves in da classroom.

It'spart o' da multiculturalism an' diversity cult. The belief dat all things iz equal, even when dey clearly aren't. And da deep thinkers at da worst skoo district in da state gots decided dat they students will gots bettah self-esteem if they “home language” iz respected in skoo.

A recent district newsletter jet so far as ta suggest dat students be asked ta translate materials from standard English into ebonix.

It'sridiculous, o' course. And disastrous. Most o' ebonix iz not uh dialect, it iz merely bad English. The absence o' grammar an' vocabulary, da emphasis on crudities, da fact dat it iz only marginally communicative an' limits da ability ta express complex thoughts an' feelings, an' dat it isolates those who speak it from da rest o' society.

It ain't somethin' dat should be celebrated in skoo, it iz somethin' dat should be corrected in skoo. The purpose o' an education iz ta prepare uh young person fo' uh happy an' productive life by helping ta develop da ability ta make uh living an' be uh pimp-tight citizen. Lending credence ta ebonix limits dat by removing da essential emphasis on mastering conventional English.

Favoring ebonix fosters da development o' uh separate language, further dividing an' alienating one portion o' society from another.

But all dat iz obvious.

What ain't iz dat dis here policy iz stereotypical, ignorant an' disrespectful. It fails ta recognize an' honor, much lest emulate, da past an' present o' Black America. Even da name they've applied ta dis here speech pattern -- “Black English Vernacular” -- presumes dat dis here iz da way negroid peeps do or iz supposed ta speak.

And dat iz ridiculous.

Clearly, brothas iz free ta speak any way dey wants ta. But ta suggest dat ebonix iz da normative negroid speech pattern flies in da face o' da evidence. It also seems ta be an almost racist stereotype mo' expected from uh whitey bigot than uh negroid teacher.

Here'ssome evidence dat dis here way o' speaking has nuttin' ta do wiff being “black.”

Take Frederick Douglass. This nig, who wuz raised in slavery an' wuz 160 years closer ta African language origins than da current generation, spoke an' wrote outstanding English. His autobiography, speeches an' newspaper columns wuz da equal in erudition an' language mastery o' any o' his day. He wrote an' spoke wiff uh skill an' precision dat few peeps could match taday.

In da city dat wuz Frederick Douglass'shome fo' much o' his life, it iz disgraceful ta presume dat negroid peeps iz obligated ta gots uh brand o' English different from da conventional English dat he wuz uh paragon o'.

Rochester'sfirst negroid mayor – recently retired Bill Johnson – iz uh nig whose English wuz outstanding. Though he had uh whack o' accent from his native Virginia, his speaking an' writing wuz always intelligent, articulate an' grammatically solid. He iz uh nig remarkable fo' his powers o' communication – whether giving uh speech or havin' uh conversation – an' all o' dat iz in conventional English.

Wouldn't it be natural, in uh district focused on giving blacks uh pimp-tight education, fo' da former negroid mayor ta be an example an' role model? Shouldn't his obvious skill wiff conventional English be somethin' students o' all colors – including his own – should strive fo'?

With da rising emphasis in dis here district on Afro-centric education, don' ya th'o't dat someone would gots noticed dat da great negroid leaders an' thinkers o' dis here country – like W.E.B. DuBois, Edward Alexander Bouchet an' Booker T. Washington – wrote an' spoke da very bomb English an' did so on purpose?

For all da jive about Martin Luther King Jr., has anyone at da city skoo district ever read or listened ta what he wrote an' said? Sure, he had da cadence o' da negroid church, but he had da English mastery o' da university classroom. Dr. King played da role he did in da civil rights movement cuz he could communicate -- in fine, almost scriptural English -- da moral power o' his cause.

Malcolm X so wanted ta improve his English dat he copied uh dictionary over by hand. Anyone who has heard recordings o' his speeches knows dat he wuz uh skilled orator wiff uh scholarly dedication ta da language.

Even da two most prominent civil rights leaders o' taday – Jesse Jackson an' Al Sharpton – while dey both gots accents an' use da cadence o' da pulpit, iz also powerful speakers whose ability wiff da language iz at least on uh par wiff most other nationally prominent leaders. Some would say dey both speak bettah conventional English than da prezident.

And uh nig who wants ta replace dat prezident – Barak Obama – iz uh negroid nig whose proper an' intelligent use o' da language iz second ta none. Likewise, da last two secretaries o' state gots been negroid peeps whose spoken an' written English wuz impeccable. Ditto fo' two o' da nation'slongest-serving negroid politicians -- John Conyers an' Charlie Rangel.

Even da newest member o' da city skoo board – civil rights lawyer Van White – iz uh person very dedicated ta negroid issues, but whose language shows da refinement o' an educated an' intelligent nig.

It seems dat da past an' da present show just da opposite o' da district'sassumption. Instead o' “Black English Vernacular” being substandard ebonix, it iz – as demonstrated by da individuals mentioned – often da very bomb usage made o' our language. Being negroid means many things, but it don' mean usin' bad English. History an' current events show dat.

Black students – like all students – iz helped by holding up examples an' standards fo' dem ta rise ta, not by lowering expectations an' curricula ta accommodate dem. The language o' uh home dat iz otherwise dysfunctional don' necessarily gots much ta recommend it an' it should not be endorsed by uh skoo whose calling it iz ta raise brothas ta uh higher plane.

We iz one nation under God, indivisible – even by language. All students should learn one English. And negroid students should not be sold short or sold out by uh policy which, while pretending ta respect dem, actually demeans dem by presuming an' reinforcing uh stereotype dat iz both hurtful o' students an' inconsistent wiff da aspirations an' accomplishments o' negroid Americans.

In slave days, da masters did everything dey could ta keep blacks from being literate an' articulate.

In our day, some schools seem ta gots da same objective.

what 'chew thinking man?

7 posted on 03/16/2007 6:21:32 AM PDT by shortstop ( Win One For the Gipper)
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To: shortstop
Wha' e be bro.

Crap.

As it is I stand next to a group of 'youts at the store and can only scratch my head. I have no clue what they are talking about.

My kids had black and white fiends who talked basically the same in 1st and 2nd grade. Now in high school the blacks have gone full force into the ghetto lingo.
8 posted on 03/16/2007 6:21:54 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: All

all I can say is, "we be boned"


9 posted on 03/16/2007 6:25:30 AM PDT by JarhedAirmanPatriot (Oohrah, Semper Fi and God Bless Our Troops)
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To: kedd

Whatchoo you talkin' 'bout, Wilis?


10 posted on 03/16/2007 6:25:57 AM PDT by Obadiah (Republicans - the battered wives of Democrats.)
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To: shortstop
Apparently they've given up on creating productive citizens. I guess if they're destined to a life of roaming the streets they should prepare the children. By teaching such things as ebonics, how to get the most out of social programs, and how to safely use illegal drugs.
11 posted on 03/16/2007 6:27:00 AM PDT by Realism (Some believe that the facts-of-life are open to debate.....)
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To: PeteB570

First Jive Dude: Shi* man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiii*.


12 posted on 03/16/2007 6:29:31 AM PDT by Obadiah (Republicans - the battered wives of Democrats.)
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To: shortstop
"A recent district newsletter went so far as to suggest that students be asked to translate materials from standard English into ebonics."

IF ya cant do english how are yagoin to translate ebonics?

The institution of ebonics was tried in San Fran some years ago as I recall. Once people heard about it public outcry forced them to recant. Once this story makes the national news cycle we will find out if NY cares about its kids.
13 posted on 03/16/2007 6:30:40 AM PDT by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
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To: Realism
By teaching such things as ebonics, how to get the most out of social programs, and how to safely use illegal drugs.

I take it you mean to be sarcastic but you might be right on bullseye.

They are already teaching them to put condoms on cucumbers because "they are going to have sex anyway" and here comes the Ebonics.

Social programs studies and how to safely use illegal drugs classes are probably not too far down the road.

14 posted on 03/16/2007 6:32:36 AM PDT by Condor 63
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To: shortstop
"Teachers, in fact, are even encouraged to use ebonics themselves in the classroom"

Water seeks its own level, I guess. I would be OK with this if AT THE SAME TIME, students were required (yes, REQUIRED) to read the classics (YES, I SAID CLASSICS!) There's REAL EDUCATION for you!
15 posted on 03/16/2007 6:33:47 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: kedd

Of course, whatever they say.


16 posted on 03/16/2007 6:35:34 AM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: shortstop
"Well, yes stewardess, I speak Jive."


17 posted on 03/16/2007 6:35:43 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: shortstop

Cute, but it's even worse, perhaps...

Da Rochester Skool Dudes, day wanna make it be OK fo ebonix, know whut I mean? Day say dat “Black English Vern.. van, vern sumpin” be good as white English, you know, an' dat brothers, hoes, an' bitches should be usin it, know whut I mean?...

In truth, even this article is too complex to be expressed in ebonix.


18 posted on 03/16/2007 6:36:02 AM PDT by libertylover (Liberals: Trying to convert the U.S. into a country the Founding Father's wouldn't recognize.)
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To: oncebitten
I'm sure that those promoting this would claim that they only have the best intentions for the victims of their plans. However, I am more and more certain that it isn't an accident that both parties are trying to create a massive underclass separated from the general population by language in order to make movement between classes nearly impossible. Whether it is through teaching Ebonics or Spanish as a primary language, it seems like the elites are insisting on making a permanent class of the poor to use as cheap labor and cheaper votes.
19 posted on 03/16/2007 6:37:56 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Parker v. DC: the best court decision of the year.)
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To: shortstop

Fo shizzle my nizzle (whatever)

Here is your very own personal ebonics translator- soon to made availble to all public school teachers as part of their required cultural sensitivity training -

No kidding! Or, as translated:

"an' I be not kidding Don't make me come ovah there b**ch...

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp


20 posted on 03/16/2007 6:38:26 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: shortstop

Wassup? You hos wanna hang wit me and my homies


21 posted on 03/16/2007 6:46:50 AM PDT by pissant (http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: shortstop

Hell to tha naw!

My nephews are in Rochester....can't wait to hear dem talk when they visit dis summer!


22 posted on 03/16/2007 6:47:52 AM PDT by 007girl
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To: shortstop

I can't wait for Obama and Hillary to pander to the Black inner city types by speaking in ebonics.


23 posted on 03/16/2007 6:49:53 AM PDT by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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To: shortstop

Since the kids already know how to speak ebonics, why do they need to be in school at all? Why pay teachers' salaries if all they are doing is validating what the kids are already doing?


24 posted on 03/16/2007 6:56:36 AM PDT by joylyn
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To: shortstop
I thought this nonsense was dead. No Black I know in workplaces or in my neighborhood would even consider any such thing, because they recognize it for what it is....Sewing a yellow Star of David on their clothes.

Years ago, when this foolishness was proposed, I debated an enlightened Liberal educator who felt it "Included and empowered disenfranchised Blacks".

Here is what stopped him cold:

"I was a child in an neighborhood of displaced Eastern European immigrants where English was rarely spoken in the home. The children picked up a lot from their playmates, and it did not take long for them to begin learning it. In the two-room schoolhouse to which we walked, English was resolved quickly and by Second Grade, other than accents, the distinction disappeared. By Third Grade, we were all going to schools outside the neighborhood. In a very few years, the parents were speaking English at home..Never as fluently or as well as their children, but nevertheless could not function outside the neighborhood."

"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT FOUTH GENERATION PEOPLE FROM AFRICA are genetically INFERIOR to FIRST GENERATION EASTERN EUROPEANS, you CONDESCENDING RACIST ????"

25 posted on 03/16/2007 6:56:44 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
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To: shortstop

Hey, if it is okay for Mrs. Bill Clinton (RAT-NY) to speak ebonics in a black church, why not her young constituents in Rochester? She is such a shining example! (sarc)


26 posted on 03/16/2007 7:09:58 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: shortstop

And they wonder why people describe some blacks as "articulate". You can't have it both ways.


27 posted on 03/16/2007 7:19:51 AM PDT by L98Fiero (A fool who'll waste his life, God rest his guts.)
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To: pissant

Y u axe dat? Who u be callin uh hoe?


28 posted on 03/16/2007 7:24:54 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Terrorists are using dim talking points over and over.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I'm gonna have to brush up on my ebonics. You are far better than I at this.


29 posted on 03/16/2007 7:27:27 AM PDT by pissant (http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: shortstop

It's racist, plain and simple. The libs don't think blacks are smart enough to learn to speak proper English. Either that or they are worried that they ARE smart enough and the libs don't want the blacks to have the tools necessary to succeed in society. Successful people don't need the government to take care of them and are less likely to think of themselves as victims.


30 posted on 03/16/2007 7:28:54 AM PDT by Terpin (Missing: One very clever and insightful tagline. Reward for safe return!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

"Chump don't want no help, chump no get no help."


31 posted on 03/16/2007 7:29:36 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Championship U)
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To: pissant

Actually, I saw a similar reply on the previous thread.


32 posted on 03/16/2007 7:29:51 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Terrorists are using dim talking points over and over.)
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To: shortstop

This is absolutely ridiculous. Those teachers and administrators are failing those students and every adult on that payroll should be fired. Those kids are walking welfare - they'll not work unless they can communicate.


33 posted on 03/16/2007 7:32:20 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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To: shortstop; PeteB570; Hildy

And ebonicatin like that used to earn me the wrath of the PC police on FR.com


34 posted on 03/16/2007 7:32:49 AM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: shortstop; The Mayor

What is it with Rochester ?

These kids will never be able to get a real job.


35 posted on 03/16/2007 7:33:51 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Arrowhead1952

And heres I's thot yu wazza brotha from da hood.


36 posted on 03/16/2007 7:34:48 AM PDT by pissant (http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: KarlInOhio

I think you're exactly right. It's very deliberate. Karl Marx talked about two classes of people--the decision makers and the foot soldiers. I would think that our belief in democracy would be very inconvenient for those who want an elite class to control an underclass. And just consider who is pushing this...


37 posted on 03/16/2007 7:34:56 AM PDT by twigs
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To: pissant
Here is yesterday's thread. There sure are some "creative FReeper" replies.

Rochester City School District Newsletter Supports Ebonics

38 posted on 03/16/2007 7:52:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Terrorists are using dim talking points over and over.)
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To: shortstop

Great.. they can hire the Beaver's mom to teach it.


39 posted on 03/16/2007 7:58:21 AM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: Nuc1
I just had quite a thought ........ I wonder how many mohamedans will be quoting their beloved koran in ebonics. Now that would be worth the price of admission!

"Find a Jooo and be off wit 'is head 'n' shi*".

Help me here, does that sound about right?

Nam Vet

40 posted on 03/16/2007 8:01:26 AM PDT by Nam Vet ( The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.)
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To: Obadiah

Funny how some of the 'e-Bonix' sounds like YODA.


41 posted on 03/16/2007 8:10:38 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (It's turtles all the way down.)
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To: shortstop

RAP LYRICS

TRANSLATED











This paper was turned in by an Oakland High school student who received the highest honors at the school district’s Ebonics translation competition.



Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.

Album: Ready to Die

Song: One more chance (remix)











Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks



TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.





Lyrics:

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi

Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee

As I lay down laws like I lay carpet

Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit



TRANSLATION:

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.





Lyrics:

Don’t see my ones, don’t see my guns - get it

Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it

In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia

I don’t know what the hell’s stoppin’ ya

I’m clockin’ ya - Versace shades watchin’ ya

Once ya grin, I’m in game, begin



TRANSLATION:

Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.





Lyrics:

First I talk about how I dress and this

And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses

The sex is just immaculate from the back I get

Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the

Climax that your man can’t make

Call and tell him you’ll be home real late

Let’s sing the break



TRANSLATION:

I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn’t be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won’t be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.





Lyrics:

She’s sick of that song on how it’s so long

Thought he worked his until I handled my biz

There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans

Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan

Schemin’ - don’t bring your girl ‘round me

True player for real, ask Puff Daddy



TRANSLATION:

Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.





Lyrics:

You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel

Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel

Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell

She beeped me, meet me at twelve



TRANSLATION:

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.





Lyrics:

Where you at? Flippin’ jobs, playin’ car notes?

While I’m swimmin’ in ya women like the breast stroke

Right stroke, left stroke what’s the best stroke

Death stroke - tongue all down her throat

Nuthin’ left to do but send her home to you

I’m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?



TRANSLATION:

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.





Lyrics:

So, what’s it gonna be? Him or me?

We can cruise the world with pearls

Gator boots for girls

The envy of all women, crushed linen

Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in ‘em

The finest women I love with a passion

Ya man’s a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin’



TRANSLATION:

The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.





Lyrics:

High fashion - flyin’ into all states.

Sexin’ me while your man masturbates.

Isn’t this great? Your flight leaves at eight.

Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.

Lyrically I’m supposed to represent.

I’m not only the client, I’m the player president



TRANSLATION:

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o’clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o’clock. I’ll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.


42 posted on 03/16/2007 8:55:19 AM PDT by mjp (I don't want to live in Mexico, Marxico, or Muslimico. I want limited government and lower taxes.)
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To: al_c
Not to nit pick here al_c, but aren't the terms "Diversity initiative" and "gone mad." redundant?
43 posted on 03/16/2007 10:50:06 AM PDT by Desron13 (If you constantly vote between the lesser of two evils then evil is your ultimate destination.)
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To: shortstop

On the other hand, this dialect IS pretty widespread, particularly in the lower classes. The media has almost completely blocked it out as if it didn't exist.


44 posted on 03/16/2007 11:02:54 AM PDT by jordan8
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To: shortstop

You forgot to insert the phrase "no what ahm sayin'?" three times (minimum) in each "sentence."


45 posted on 03/16/2007 11:06:52 AM PDT by shibumi (".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
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To: mjp

Hell, what I want to hear is the 'Ebonic ABCs',
loud and clear.


46 posted on 03/16/2007 11:07:14 AM PDT by Son House ( The Presidents enemies, are my enemies.)
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To: shortstop

The left is determined to keep blacks down.
There is absolutely no doubt that this will prevent blacks from advancing!
Nothing happens in politics that is not intended, therefore it is the INTENTION of the left to keep blacks down.


47 posted on 03/16/2007 11:08:06 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (you see, the only explanation is that leftism is a mental disorder)
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To: Son House

Dats "Ayyy, Beee, Ceee what am sayin'?"


48 posted on 03/16/2007 11:37:03 AM PDT by shibumi (".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged
The left is determined to keep blacks down.

While radical Muslims are now the point of the left's (revolutionary) spear, blacks have an honored place in the left's universe and therefore must be kept down in order to foster the optimal amount of hatred and resentment.

49 posted on 03/16/2007 12:00:30 PM PDT by ZeitgeistSurfer (Insult your Intelligence - Read the New York Times)
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To: Desron13
Not to nit pick here al_c, but aren't the terms "Diversity initiative" and "gone mad." redundant?

I believe you are correct. LOL!

50 posted on 03/16/2007 1:11:38 PM PDT by al_c
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