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Mayan Priests To Kill Extra Chickens, Goats, To Purge Country Following Bush Visit
thenoseonyourface.com ^ | March 12, 2007 | Buckley F. Williams

Posted on 03/12/2007 2:10:17 PM PDT by NYTexan

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To: MarineBrat

Must be that organic diesel thats made from left over vegetable oil at fast food resturants.


41 posted on 03/12/2007 5:42:22 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: keats5

I know. The shells over the ears made it difficult to....never mind.


42 posted on 03/12/2007 5:45:48 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: NYTexan

[... Many chickens and goats will die to cleanse our sacred religious site ...]

I wonder if those would be "Right Wing" Chickens?


43 posted on 03/12/2007 7:32:21 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: gathersnomoss

LOL.

I get it.

I catch on............fast.


44 posted on 03/12/2007 7:34:24 PM PDT by keats5 (tolerance of intolerant people is cultural suicide)
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Just trying to get your goat ...




... sacrificed.


45 posted on 03/12/2007 7:39:38 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: NYTexan
“Traditionally we would sacrifice a virgin in such a serious situation,” Cuxtal told a TNOYF reporter. “However, that all changed after your last president was in town. By the time he left, the closest thing to a virgin we could find was a 45-year-old syphilitic with a chronic yeast infection.”

thanks, Tex
.....how is Shrillary? LOL! :D

46 posted on 03/13/2007 10:24:04 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass ( just b/c, you suffer from paranoia, doesn't mean they're not out to get you. :^)
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Shrillary... the first FAUWMALE running for President.


47 posted on 03/13/2007 1:25:59 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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Shrillary... the first FAUXMALE running for President.


48 posted on 03/13/2007 1:26:40 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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