Mayan Priests To Kill Extra Chickens, Goats, To Purge Country Following Bush Visit

thenoseonyourface.com ^ | March 12, 2007 | Buckley F. Williams

[Rio]

Can he hear the ocean?

[A message]

“We will have to use powerful magic to rid our country of his foul stench. Many chickens and goats will die to cleanse our sacred religious site at Iximche after this devil leaves.”

I wonder if they are advanced enough to use Geico.

Maybe Geico should change their advertising campaign to, " So easy to use even an illiterate bloodthirsty Mayan priest can use it."

[elpinta]

Ohhhh, what a civilized and highly educated place that is!

[Hi Heels]

Some days you wake up, read the news over your cereal box, look around and think....eesh, where did all the knuckle dragging nutzoids come from..... Is virtually every country on the planet infected with primitive stoopidity virus?

[isom35]

let's send a PETA team to the area.

[wjcsux]

Please don't tell me that they are choking those defenseless chickens.
Spanking the monkey's is next.

[Clara Lou]

Didja wanna translate your post into something meaningful? I sure don't know what you're talking about.

[Larry Lucido]

Well, now I DO mind the mayans.

[SmithL]

If they'd tried that while the President was still there, he could have given them barbecuing tips.

[MarineBrat]

Many chickens and goats will die to cleanse our sacred religious site...

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[tired1]

that guy looks like gang banger I saw in NJ a few months ago. wonder what his real story is.

[Billthedrill]

You gotta understand these are the guys that got their butts handed to them by a handful of Spaniards with pig-stickers and halitosis, so please make allowances. The Prez likes to sacrifice a steer or two himself, but I draw the line at goat even with the finest Texas barbecue sauce. It tastes like...goat...

[PzLdr]

Extra chickens and goats? Is there a Dem Congressional party traveling with the Prez?

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Savage barbarians trying to be PC?

[popdonnelly]

The American moonbats will be trying this next.

[JB in Whitefish]

Well, I guess that's better than killing diplomats...???




[or not]

[keats5]

If you look at my original post, I was referring to the photo in post #1.

[cbkaty]

More good news for the central American travel industry.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

When will they sacrifice a United States citizen? Maybe they have already.......

[nonsporting]

Mayan Priests To Kill Extra Chickens, Goats, ...

Shouldn't they be cutting the heart out of some two-legged "volunteer"?