Girl Scouts Want You To Die

American.com ^ | 2/26/07 | Katherine Mangu-Ward

[Valin]

CHICKEN CORDON BLUES

Steve Goodman

When I first met you baby, you fed me on chicken and wine.
It was steak and potatoes and lobster and babe I sure felt fine.
But now all you ever give me is seaweed and alfalfa sprouts
And sunflower seeds and I got my doubts -
Babe, you left me here with the Chicken Cordon Bleus.

My stomach's so empty and all I got is food for thought.
And I been sittin' here thinkin' 'bout the twenty lbs. of groceries we bought.
We bought ten lbs. of brown rice and five more of beans
And five pounds of Granola and you know what that means,
I'm just a regular fella with the Chicken Cordon Bleus.

Now won't you play me them fat licks!

You know, I'm starved for affection and babe, I can take no more.
You know this stuff is so weird that the cockroaches moved next door.
Babe, can you see that old dog, he's out in the street
He's got a big smile on his face 'cause they let him meat.
And babe I got the lemon and the Chicken Cordon Bleus!

Babe, I'm goin down to the bakery
And I'm going to find me a jelly roll
And some cannoli.
Some French pastry.
A chocolate éclair don't sound too bad.
How about some lasagna ?
You know fat is where it's at.
My shadow disappears ...

[flynmudd]

Food nazis strike again. Keep out of my kitchen and live your life the way you want and I will live my life the way I want. This is America, not Cuba/Venezuala/NKorea. I have independent thought and will not be swayed by those who think they know what is best for me. If these people have their way we will all be eating tofu and beansprouts and nothing else. This is nothing but a lawyers class action lawsuit dream. Death by cookie--what a way to go.

[Valin]

Cookies will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no cookies

[WV Mountain Mama]

Haha!

[restornu]

Hey they sell the cookie once a year no one is going to buy them if they taste like cardboard!

Fat police have to ruin everything!

[ridesthemiles]

Is there anything that this bitter woman cannot rant about?

Girl Scout cookies are not a mandatory item in our households.
They are a voluntary item of purchase. What a deliberate effort on her part to stain the efforts of these young women who are joining together to get some good basics in life.
What children does this woman have--if any? Wanna bet she has no girls at all, and that she would never let them join the Girl Scouts?

What is next? I know what a cookie is...
Don't most Americans know what a cookie is..
I can buy them in bakerys and in the grocery store.
Is her next target going to be the entire stock of the grocery shelves?

Shame on her. This is just disgusting.

I for one support the Girl Scouts. I don't know a single young woman who was a girl scout who was in prison, dealt drugs, tortured her kids or killed her husband. Girl Scouts might have done something right for them, I guess..

[ridesthemiles]

Maybe they could sell 'carbon offsets' and the Left will be happy."

Rush calls them "diet offsets".
Gore must have someone somewhere living on grass, seeds and broccoli. Gore is getting fatter and fatter...

[lesser_satan]

I just bought thirty dollars worth of them from my niece.

So MeMe Roth and her front-group for fascism can eat my ass.

[theBuckwheat]

If there is any crisis, it is in how the MSM can discover and amplify the message of narrow-minded busybodies, even to the point tha some bureaucrat or politician is moved to act with the (deadly) force of government to "solve" it.

[Dianna]

Maybe they could sell 'carbon offsets' and the Left will be happy.

Now THERE is an idea! Obesity offsets! I can find some skinny little waifs and pay them to remain skinny. What a fabulous idea! LOL!!

[Dianna]

Rush calls them "diet offsets". Gore must have someone somewhere living on grass, seeds and broccoli. Gore is getting fatter and fatter...

Aww, I should have known Rush would have gotten there first :(

[null and void]

Girl Scout Cookies are high-calorie, high-sugar, high in saturated fat and nearly devoid of nutrition.

This is bad because?

[goldstategop]

Liberals want to ban everything because they hate life. They want to take all the fun out of living.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[SunnyUsa]

I actually never liked the Girls Scouts (organization) - all the "Fund Raising" brings very little $$ back to the troop and is used to fund the machine (org) running it. The troop leaders are to be commended for all the work they do - uncompensated- and all the bureaucracy involved - it's as bad as dealing with the fed gov't in many ways.

the cookies are overpriced - but we do like the lemon ones and choc mints and I do buy from kids I know....For my own kids ended up buying the quota they had to sell so my girls wouldn't have to go door to door and annoy neighbors...

glad those days are over.

as an aside, the food nanny state should get lost.

[GOP_Lady]

http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/National%20Action%20Against%20Obesity.html

[muggs]

I wasn't even thinking about cookies until I read this. Now I'm going to drive to Kroger and buy a couple of boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

[vetvetdoug]

MeMe Roth can eat all the healthy tube steaks she wishes and wear all of the pearl necklaces she can bear..She's looking for publicity and doesn't care who she attacks or hurts, typical liberal leftist..

I know somebody will hit it, especially after reading yesterday the 420 pound woman that gave unexpectedly the world an newborn baby...but this woman needs "Do Not Enter" tape wound around her so she won't reproduce.

[printhead]

The peanut butter patties covered in chocolate rule.

[navyguy]

$50 says Roth is a member of the Green Party.

[BenLurkin]

mmmm....,...