Caption Chuck Schumer Trying To Kiss His Press Conference Prop

yahoo/ap ^ | Feb. 16, 2007

[OESY]

Kid: "There's no intelligent life down here at
this photo-op. Suck me up, Schmuckie."

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[BulletBobCo]

Hi Nully...I think in a Turkish prison, ones pride and dignity along with respect to privacy is better maintained. Turkish prisons are a bit more clean and tidy as well.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Chicago started tearing down it's public housing and murders were down 25% before they even finished.

[highimpact]

That's the tallest 5 year-old I've ever seen!! Has he signed a letter of intent to play basketball at Duke yet?

[Islander7]

This is all very interesting, but I am more curious to know when Schumer is formerly coming out of the closet.

[APFel]

Chuck shows off his greatest talent to the crowd: his legendary spit yo-yo.

[HOTTIEBOY]

I think every welfare recipient should undergo a physical evaluation. If they have a disability, we will help anyway we can.

However if they are healthy and able-bodied....NO WELFARE! They get nothing just like me and must go to work just like me.
I am a white American heterosexual male. There is no way in hell I could get away with living off gummit welfare while watching a 54" HDTV and riding around in a Chevy Tahoe.
Everything paid for.
My real life name sounds "affluent whiteboy" and it alone would disqualify me.

[DPMD]

Since November and the ascension of America's favorite grandmother, the Democrats have been hurtling like out of control Peterbilts to the nearest children to show how warm and fuzzy and child friendly they really are. Typically, as the most ghoulish and clumsy among the powerful warm and fuzzy wannabes - e.g. Schumer - take their turn, it all begins to get real creepy real fast. Figure that these liberals will only get more grotesque as they line up their kiddie props for political profit. This kind of exploitation ought to be covered under child labor law.

[ozzymandus]

Schmuck Chumer.

[Lucky9teen]

Perfect!!