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Jerusalem registers its first gay couple ["Wedding" Pic Included!]
Jerusalem Post ^ | Jan. 29, 2007 | Ruth Eglash

Posted on 01/29/2007 4:37:31 PM PST by Alouette

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To: SevenofNine
I wonder how their Jewish mother feel about this ROFL

"At least you could have married a doctor...."

21 posted on 01/29/2007 4:53:55 PM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: albee

MANNN this turning into funny thread LMAO


22 posted on 01/29/2007 4:58:14 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: All
Many of you will have seen this, but what the heck. Credit unknown.
Who’s pregnant at a Jewish wedding?

Orthodox: The bride’s mother.
Conservative: The bride.
Reform: The rabbi.
Reconstructionist: the groom.


23 posted on 01/29/2007 4:58:45 PM PST by dighton
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To: andy58-in-nh

ROFL what they say in Jewish mother traditon the fetus is not consider adult until he graduate from law or medical school ROFL


24 posted on 01/29/2007 4:59:34 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: SevenofNine

Did they invite the rich Italian socialite and her dolphin husband to the affair?


25 posted on 01/29/2007 5:03:29 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (The Clintons: A Malignant Malfeasance of the Most Morbid)
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To: Hildy
Yea...their parents must be kvelling.

I only wish you were joking. But at least one of the parents, supposedly a rabbi, apparently is.

How pathetic and disgraceful for Judaism and Israel!

26 posted on 01/29/2007 5:16:26 PM PST by justiceseeker93
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To: Alouette
I'm guessing it's the one on the left.

Good guess. They often reverse the roles in strange ways. I guess anything to be even queerer.
27 posted on 01/29/2007 5:16:29 PM PST by George W. Bush
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To: Alouette

28 posted on 01/29/2007 5:19:10 PM PST by SIDENET (Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
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To: Alouette
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

High Volume. Articles on Israel can also be found by clicking on the Topic or Keyword Israel. or WOT [War on Terror]

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29 posted on 01/29/2007 5:23:22 PM PST by SJackson (Let a thousand flowers bloom and let all our rifles be aimed at the occupation, Abu Mazen 1/11/07)
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To: Alouette

"We did the civil ceremony in the hopes that we would eventually be able to make legal what we felt inside......"

.....each other?

Sorry. Couldn't help it. 'Target-rich environment', and all that. :-)


30 posted on 01/29/2007 5:23:39 PM PST by Viking2002 (Islam is to Western Civilization what ticks are to a dog.)
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To: Alouette

The f*dg* pushing religion baffles my mind. LOTFV (laying on the floor vomiting).


31 posted on 01/29/2007 5:24:05 PM PST by mirado ('...)
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To: dighton
Actually, it's a new one for me.

Pretty good joke, but more to the point if the "Conservative" and "Reform" were interchanged. I believe the Conservative movement has been training female rabbis now for several years.

32 posted on 01/29/2007 5:26:04 PM PST by justiceseeker93
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To: Alouette

Which one is the 'wife' ?


33 posted on 01/29/2007 5:26:32 PM PST by traumer
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To: traumer

None


34 posted on 01/29/2007 5:27:40 PM PST by bmwcyle (If no one buys illegal drugs, we win the war on drugs)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; monkapotamus; All

It official this got be funniest thread so far on FR TONIGHT ROFL

Monk get in here


35 posted on 01/29/2007 5:32:18 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: concerned about politics

"Well...they'll be sharing a jar of Vaseline for about 6 months, anyway. (Homos call that "marriage.")"


Probably went to grease on their honeymoon!


36 posted on 01/29/2007 5:52:57 PM PST by tater ("I don't call myself subject to much at all.")
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To: Alouette
R U kidding?

My understanding is that "Reform" and "Conservative" rabbis aren't allowed to perform normal weddings. Did an Orthodox rabbi perform the ceremony? Have the laws/regulations changed recently?

ML/NJ

37 posted on 01/29/2007 5:57:58 PM PST by ml/nj
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To: unkus

Who was the ringbearer?A gerbil in a little tux?


38 posted on 01/29/2007 5:58:05 PM PST by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: dighton; Stillwaters
Ping!

Who’s pregnant at a Jewish wedding?

Orthodox: The bride’s mother.
Conservative: The bride.
Reform: The rabbi.
Reconstructionist: the groom.

39 posted on 01/29/2007 5:58:30 PM PST by lonevoice (It's always "Apologize to a Muslim" hour...somewhere)
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To: SevenofNine
"Monk get in here"

I'm eating dinner :(


40 posted on 01/29/2007 6:01:52 PM PST by monkapotamus
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