[sgtbono2002]

Anybody that would pay $1,000 for a pair of jeans has Monkey-Brains.

[bobby.223]

I think the monkey would BE smarter.

[super7man]

I agree with your assessment of Monkey-brains.

BUT Monkey-brains is making somebody rich.
Might as well be me.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

I know a young man from a very wealthy family. He just ditched his girlfriend because she wore $60.00 jeans and $300.00 shoes. It turned him off.

Moral of the story is that if you want to snare a wealthy husband dress like you're willing to help him accumulate wealth.