A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives

www.michaelmoore.com ^ | November 14th, 2006 | Michael Moore

[Doctor Raoul]

We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic"....

Not unless they call us "fascists" too.

What BS, we call them "unpatriotic" because they ARE 'unpatriotic".

The dictionary definition of a patriot is one who loves, supports and defends their country. The liberals and Democrats who fit that definition are few and far between.

[MI]

"When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees..."

With whose money?

[itsamelman]

[Revolting cat!]

[sappy]

already lying in #1.

[dynachrome]

Considering it's name.....

ZOT!

[Doctor Raoul]

7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.

BS, you make the Soldier or Marine fighting them read the terrorists their Miranda Rights before they could fire back and if you hit or wounded them the Democrats will have our troops up on charges of brutatity.

[Tenacious 1]

Mix in a salad, you doubled barrelled, rolly polly, vat of feces grease.

[xmission]

9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.

This idiot is dillusional. Does he honestly not know the differnece between auto and semi? Lets see. Maybe I can put it in terms that he'll understand.

Lets imagine a Ted Kennedy Pez dispenser. Imagine that it held only one pez, and that you had to reload it everytime you wanted another pez....

Maybe that isn't a good analogy, he'd probably just stick his head right in the onle pez bag and suck...

[CottShop]

That's not very friendly. ;)

Whhhhat? I told the pig to fare well, didn't I?

Yes, but you didn't politely say "Don't let the door hit you in your big fat butt on the way out you big fat pig.

[WhirlwindAttack]

IBTZ

[Doctor Raoul]

We will respect your religious beliefs...

This from the people who pronounce "Christian" as if it were a slur.

What about those "evangelicals"? Liberals act like they were Robert Byrd talking about mixed race marriages when it comes to "evangelicals".

[Tenacious 1]

["When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees..."

With whose money?]

Better yet, who is going to pay whome? I don't make minimum wage, I pay it. If I have to pay more, I must hire less. You want a minimum wage job, send a letter to Michael "Sloth" Moore. He says he is going to pay you.

[Westbrook]

The dripping bucket of lard still doesn't understand that THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT ABOUT HUNTING!!!!!

I need a handgun, because I live on a farm, and a sidearm is a lot more handy against predators than trying to remember where I put down the shotgun.

I need a semi-automatic because it's a lot faster to get each shot off. Imagine a bear barreling down on you. You want to put as many holes in him as possible to lower his blood pressure quickly enough that he loses consciousness before he reaches you.

Oh, and the same goes for two-legged predators, Mickey Moron.

[dynachrome]

Coming your way trollbait! (I wonder if this is a previous zotboy named "landeraepi"?)

[sport]

As far as I am concerned Michael Moore can go straight to hell.

Hell will be long frozen over before I ask a liberal[ communists] for a break.

[ModelBreaker]

We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us.

This is true. You will call us "Nazis."

In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.

Like at DePaul University today--firing a professor who had an argument with muslims about whether Israeli treatment of palestinians was equivalent to the Holocaust.

[Doctor Raoul]

8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom...

This from the voyers who got woodies from Mark Foley's emails.

[Darksheare]

Don't worry, you Libs will screw things up, and people will see what creeps you are.

[TexasCajun]

It doesn't both you that America's enemies support you and your party?

What? America's enemies aren't necessarily yours or your party's enemy.

I got it now.

Traditional Christian Conservative Republicans are Democrat Enemy #1