And thus spaketh God in reply!
Posted on 11/14/2006 10:16:28 AM PST by nofreeperme
Edited on 11/14/2006 10:38:45 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
And thus spaketh God in reply!
And only the "special congresscritters" will make anything above minimum wage. Something to look forward to.
Print it on a DONUT and mail it.
LOL!!!! Al Gore......paging Al Gore.
Nice replies!
And this is different HOW?
The last original thought MM had was whether to have fries or onion rings with his triple cheeseburger....
Notice that FR didn't have to close down to clean up the tears deal with mass suicide threats, either.
Of course you won't call us "unpatriotic" because the word has no meaning to you."Nazi" is your insult of choice for any American to the right of George Soros.
We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." Who you marry is none of our business. Love and be in love -- it's a wonderful gift.
Outstanding! I've had my eye on my sister for some time now.
When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.
It looks like Bill Clinton's Secretary of Defense was in on telling the same lie when he made the following statement in April of 2003.."I am absolutely convinced that there are weapons...I saw evidence back in 1998 when we would see the inspectors being barred from gaining entry into a warehouse for three hours with trucks rolling up and then moving those trucks out."
When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay.
So will I get the very same heath care that the Kennedys,Kerrys,Clintons and Lamonts will get or will I have to wait 6 months for my first chemotherapy appointment like ordinary folks do in Canada and the UK?
Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice.
Will this hunt be led by Ramsey Clark,by chance?
We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.
Rosie O'Donuts has chosen to protect her "daughter" with *armed* body guards.Carl Rowan chose to protect his swimming pool with a Smith & Wesson.How difficult do you suspect it will be to disarm *them*?
When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.
I'm here legally,I speak English,I finished school,I don't use drugs,I don't abuse alcohol and I've never committed a crime and,therefore,I make much,*much* more than the minimum wage today.Ditto for my wife.
We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't put those beliefs into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious beliefs ("Blessed are the poor," "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."). We will let people in other countries know that God doesn't just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious intolerance and fanaticism -- starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus setting a good example for the rest of the world.
My goodness..there's finally something we agree on...the fact that it's easier for a camel to...well,you know.Does this mean that all but about a half million of the Soros,Kerry and Gates fortunes will be seized by the IRS?
We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.
OK,let's start with Jefferson and Reid and move on from there.Deal?
I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You are every bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. We sink or swim as one. Thank you for your years of service to this country and for giving us the opportunity to see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow Americans -- and for the rest of the world.
No,*we* are Americans,You strive to be Europeans.I know this from having listened to the Baldwins and having read democRAT Underground.
That sounds like a threat, doesn't it?
They are the party of gloaters. Remember when we won, especially in 04, the media talked for 2 weeks about how the Republicans better not gloat? I haven't heard them mention that about the dims.
And please please use it, Mr. President!
Absolutely. Socialists with power are always dangerous to the life and liberty of the people.
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