News of the Weird: Norwegian headmistress proposes that boys be taught to urinate while seated

StarTribune.com ^ | 11/1/2006 | Chuck Shepherd

[SamAdams76]

That's why they invented urinals...and trees.

[go-dubya-04]

This article is perfect.

[spinestein]

[My dad's best buddy, who was a real hillbilly with nine kids used to open the window on the second floor and piss out the window every morning.]


In my wilder days, I worked for a resort during the summer and lived in employee housing which was a double wide trailer shared by three male bachelors. The back door was not a functional entrance as it had no steps and simply opened out to a four foot drop into the thorn bushes. Our constant, late night, drunken parties quickly transformed the doorway into "the pi$$ porch" and by the end of the summer all the vegetation outside of it mysteriously disappeared.

[tubasonum]

"??? I fail to see the connection between this and urinating. I don't equate serving and gun ownership with manhood if that's what you meant."

Yeah, that's my impression of this thread. If you sit to piss, you are a lady. Why using a toilet seat in private places is considered effeminate? I also use a seat when I use bathroom at homes where I visit. Because I don't want the lady of the house to wipe stranger's urine splashes off their walls, sinks, or leave it on their towels. I don't think this concern makes me a lady, does it?

[XavierXray]

"Thank God my ancestors left this stupid, socialist, manless joke of a country and emigrated here!"

Yes thank GOD and they took the stupidity with them too!

[Dan(9698)]

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