Posted on 11/02/2006 1:51:35 PM PST by quidnunc
In later news, Prince Charles announced plans to turn the horses out of the Royal Stables and to install Pakistani goats. "I've preferred goats for a long time, actually," he said, "My marriage to Camilla was a turning point, and now my desire for horses has been satisfied."
The Royal Stable could not be contacted for comment, busy as they are putting nail polish and lipstick on a new herd of goats, a gift from Osama bin Laden's private stock.
Not if Prince Charles had any power perhaps. It must be horrible to be stupid, ugly and emotionally insecure all at the same time.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?
No way did he say this ... I can't believe it unless I see the video.
Then James Hewitt must look just like him too! ;)
Heh, talk about inbreeding! And there was all that talk about Diana bringing fresh blood into the royal family.
Regardless, I think it is safe to assume that Diana is Harry's mother, so.... there's always going to be some relative on that side that he resembles. The trouble is the kid sure doesn't look like Charles, but he does look like that "pal" of Diana.
I heard that Camilla is planning on doing a TV show of her life with Charles. It's called 'Desperate Horsewives'.
Charles, Charles, Charles! Your momma sent you to the best schools that money could buy and you’re still stupid! What is it with these world ‘’leaders’’ that they can’t see the truth about what Islam really is?
That explains upChuck.
That explains upChuck.
lol! Couldn't have said it better. ;o)
Interesting read.
No, time to find the heirs of the Plantagenets and re-install them to the throne. England began its downward course upon the illegal and immoral usurpation of the bastard Earl of Richmond, himself descended from illegitimacy.
“A bastard slip shall take no root” has been ignored for far too long.
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