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Posted on 10/03/2006 8:27:21 PM PDT by dighton

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To: dighton; FairOpinion

61 posted on 10/03/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Jo Nuvark

There once was a Phil, Angelides
As a kid never ate all his Wheaties
But He looks pretty scary
Next to John F'n Kerry
The guy on his left who looks seedy

62 posted on 10/03/2006 9:29:42 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (What man doesn't know about God's creation is still enough to fill a universe...)
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To: SaxxonWoods


"WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A FAILURE...TO COMMUNICATE."


63 posted on 10/03/2006 9:29:55 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Free Iran! WARNING! Forbidden Cartoon: .. . *-O(( :-{>. . . .)
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To: EternalVigilance

Kerry: "Californians, vote for Phil! I tell you, I couldn't have run a better campaign myself!"

64 posted on 10/03/2006 9:32:22 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: dighton
Kids! There are two different models of the "Dweeb Doll", just squeeze their nose and they will throw their hands in the air and giggle.

Pull the string in their backs and they will say the funniest and most outrageous political crack ups. Fun for the whole family. And not to worry Mom, the dolls are not anatomically correct except for democrats.
65 posted on 10/03/2006 9:33:20 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: SaxxonWoods

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

66 posted on 10/03/2006 9:33:58 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (What man doesn't know about God's creation is still enough to fill a universe...)
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To: Rastus

John Kerry just cannot look manly, no matter how hard he tries. He is the wimpiest and most clueless looking man I've ever seen. When he smiles, the look on his face seems to be saying: "am I fooling anybody"?


67 posted on 10/03/2006 9:34:31 PM PDT by TheCrusader
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To: LegalEagle61

Show of hands, who's a tool?

68 posted on 10/03/2006 9:35:17 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: JRios1968

LOL, I have to say, I really love election time and we all must admit it has been so much more fun when Kerry is involved, so much to make fun of!


69 posted on 10/03/2006 9:37:48 PM PDT by LegalEagle61
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To: FlingWingFlyer

No, they just like to hold hands.


70 posted on 10/03/2006 9:39:14 PM PDT by Not just another dumb blonde
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To: dighton; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim

"The crowd seems to be a little subdued, Phil. Let's start . . . THE WAVE!"

71 posted on 10/03/2006 9:54:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Jean-Fraud Kerry.)
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72 posted on 10/03/2006 10:08:15 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
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To: EternalVigilance; bitt; massgopguy; speedy; Joe6pack1; Roscoe Karns; Milhous; Jim Robinson; onyx; ..

There once was a goober named Kerry,
who married a rich drunk named Terry.
For attention he whores,
but mostly he bores,
and Phil A. wants Calif. boy-toys to marry.


73 posted on 10/03/2006 10:09:08 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: dighton

Look at us! Gay Marriage in California can work!

74 posted on 10/03/2006 10:12:32 PM PDT by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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To: dighton

ANGELIDES: How long do I have to hold this smile?

KERRY: As long as they keep clapping. The peasants love this stuff.

ANGELIDES: What kind of wine did you say we're having with our gourmet dinner after we're done with this sh*t?

KERRY: A rare French Burgundy. I had it flown in on my private plane.

ANGELIDES: Knowing we can get away from all this riff raff in a little while makes it bearable...I guess.

KERRY: Trust me. You'll get used to putting up with them for a few hours a day and then you can escape to spend the evening with the ruling class.

ANGELIDES: Boy, my Ma would never believe I'm moving in this circle!

KERRY: Keep smiling, punk!

ANGELIDES: Yes, your highness.


75 posted on 10/03/2006 10:19:12 PM PDT by hardworking
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To: Shermy

You are defintely the winner!


76 posted on 10/03/2006 10:21:32 PM PDT by hardworking
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To: dighton

Kerry: That is a nice watch Band, Phil.
Angelides: It is not a watch Band. It is a support bracelet, similar to yours
Kerry: Brown? What does that support?
Angelides: Sodomy, welcome to California.

77 posted on 10/03/2006 10:36:04 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Liberals would let Mark Foley be a Boy Scout leader.)
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To: keithtoo

Dufus and Duferette.


78 posted on 10/03/2006 11:30:35 PM PDT by maxter
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To: dighton

Senator John Kerry and his intern make it official.

79 posted on 10/04/2006 12:15:32 AM PDT by JennysCool
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
There once was a goober named Kerry,
who married a rich drunk named Terry.
For attention he whores,
but mostly he bores,
and Phil A. wants Calif. boy-toys to marry.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAA! Can you tell me how to remove tea from my keyboard? If not, you owe me another one! ;-)

80 posted on 10/04/2006 4:42:58 AM PDT by PilloryHillary
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