What if you're carrying bacon?
I never vacation without my Bigass Ham.
What if your bacon is carrying wine?
Or a small pig for that matter. Some Scandinavian-American hog farmer should try to do that, and then sue if he's not allowed to do so. I'll bet that taxis carry pets all the time. A pig on a leash, ala Arnold Ziffle, would be an interesting test.
Just sit in the back of the cab munching on pork rhinds and make sure your greased stained fingerprints are all over the money you give him.
The folks should protest this rubbish with the same zeal used to protest pharmacists' refusal to fill prescriptions for emergency contraception. Further, I don't expect we'll see Danny Glover's protesting cabbies' "free-exercise."
""What if you're carrying bacon""
OR if youre:
Jewish
A single woman alone
Hindu
This is Dhimmitude. Mark Kennedy should be seizing on this..
Yep, and what if you're carrying any food at all during daylight hours within their holy month(s?) of ramadan.