Posted on 09/21/2006 7:12:24 AM PDT by presidio9
Exactly. This is a classic million dollar jackpot settlement.
Moose Limbs? Please explain... I am unfamiliar with the term... is that a sort of limbo that takes place under antlers?
My sister ønce bit a cøyøte...
I saw read that line the same way. What the...??? Seriously, the guy is armed, right? why not shoot the thing?
Sounds to me like it was trying to do some tricks for food. That or even playing.....but then again I wasn't there.
My dogs do this, only because they're forbidden from jumping up on us. So they stand up and walk forward on their hind legs and play the "can I lick someone's belly without touching them with my paws" game.
I wonder if it's leftover from some attack instinct.
I hear that.
Cøyøte bites can be very nasti.
"Fire Department Deputy Chief Mike Klarman said the animal also advanced on him after he responded to the incident Sunday night.
No, firemen don't carry guns.
All are registered demonRATS.
I'd be worried about rabies as well. For the thing to advance on humans instead of retreat raises the ante for rabies. That's the real pity that the animal wasn't shot. They could have then tested the brain for rabies. Now they won't know.
Well, consider this: if the woman had spilled hot coffee on the coyote, both she and PETA could sue McDonalds.
No, it was being trained that people=food source. If coyotes are spotted around here, they are shot whenever possible.
Hometown news ping.
The trial pimps can't have it both ways...Now that the hazards of fast food are the basis for numerous lawsuits, I think the McD's employees have a fairly good defense on the grounds that they weren't feeding the coyote, so much as they were trying to induce heart failure in the nuisance animal. I'd bet at least one employee had further stepped outside during his shift to expose it to second hand smoke as well....
As I started to enter the building, I saw smokke coming out of it. I realized that it was on fire, so I backed off.
They should if they are responding to a Coyote call....
I'll have me the bigg'en
Memo to all McDonald's employees:
Do not under any circumstances feed the following on McDonald's property since they are armed and dangerous:
dogs, cats, ants, hamsters, gerbils, yellow jackets, wasps, hornets, mosquitoes, flies, chickens, cows, lions, tigers, giraffes, crows, sparrows, eagles, hawks, aardvarks, kangaroos, hyenas, gerboas, okapis, spiders, tarsiers, sloths, porcupines, raccoons, coyotes, wolves, bears, deer, alligator, crocodiles, sting rays, whales, elephants, members of PETA, snakes, sharks, liberals, communists, terrorists, or any other living thing except normal humans.
This order is effective immediately.
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