Posted on 09/20/2006 12:16:11 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
I have a GREAT conciliatory quote for the Pope...He could just touch up the names and dates to make it more relevant.
The Kozaks of the Dnieper to the Sultan of Turkey:
Thou Turkish Satan, brother and companion to the accursed Devil, and companion to Lucifer himself, Greetings!
What the hell kind of noble knight art thou? The Devil voids, and thy army devours. Never wilt thou be fit to have the sons of Christ under thee: thy army we fear not, and by land and on sea we will do battle against thee.
Thou scullion of Babylon, thou wheelwright of Macedonia, thou beer-brewer of Jerusalem, thou goat-flayer of Alexandria, thou swineherd of Egypt, both the Greater and the Lesser, thou sow of Armenia, thou goat of Tartary, thou hangman of Kamenetz, thou evildoer of Podoliansk, thou grandson of the Devil himself, thou great silly oaf of all the world and of the netherworld and, before our God, a blockhead, a swine's snout, a mare's ___, a butcher's cur, an unbaptized brow, May the Devil take thee! That is what the Kozaks have to say to thee, thou basest-born of runts! Unfit art thou to lord it over true Christians!
The date we write not for no calendar have we got; the moon is in the sky, the year is in a book, and the day is the same with us here as with thee over there, and thou canst kiss us thou knowest where!
"Doesn't Islam know how stupid they look?"
Those sorry a$$ed Mohammadans don't just look stupid, they are stupid .... and cowardly.
I guess they don't see the irony. Maybe irony is not part of their culture.
"How dare you say we are violent! We will burn you for this!"
I truly think they don't understand irony.
We need to be "culturally sensitive" to the fact that they don't have irony in their culture, and let them burn churches to prove that they are peaceful.
Mohammed was damned because he was the great heresiarch who produced a heresy that divided the world - which was why he was shown being cut up, because he was a "Sower of Discord." In fact, he was chief among them. Dante knew whereof he spoke.
Muslimes showing yet again how peaceful they are by threatening violence.
Honestly, they're just as stupid as they are violent.
Of course the article is invisible in the national media!
Please blow something up in the US.
Please?
Maybe then we'll drop the "roadmap" and tell the Israelis to kill 'em all and send 'em extra ordnance to help get rid of them. The Palis need to become an object lesson to the rest of the Arabs.
They rape the sisters of boys that misbehave. Why shouldn't they attack people who have nothing to do with their wounded ego's.
Good idea.
The world could use an new Vlad Tsepich right about now.
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