BUBBA QUIETLY TURNS THE BIG 6-0

New York Post ^ | August 20, 2006 | ELIZABETH WOLFF

[Bubba_Leroy]

Bill Clinton is a sexagenarian.

The 42nd president spent his 60th birthday yesterday celebrating quietly with friends and family, said his spokesmen.

[Bubba_Leroy]

[BenLurkin]

Quietly??

The jerk has already made an announcement himself.

[Shooter 2.5]

Bill Clinton is a sexagenarian.

We already knew that.

[Alex1977]

[GSlob]

The columns in the picture are insufficiently phallic.

[Axhandle]

"Bill Clinton is a sexagenarian."

The writer must have been laughing as he typed that.

[tennmountainman]

Is he smoking cigars and banging bongo drums?

[Abd al-Rahiim]

I find the image to be distasteful, but I hope President Clinton enjoyed his sixtieth birthday.

[Shimmer128]

It just sounds dirty when it is referring to him.
I've known men like him. When I was young and single, wrinkley old men used to drool. It was gross.
(not because they were so old, but because I was so young and they were so desperate) ugh.

[Brilliant]

It's all downhill from here, Bill. And that is pretty sad considering where you started from.

[operation clinton cleanup]

The writer must have been laughing as he typed that.

The whole idea for the article probably evolved around that one sentence.

[DoughtyOne]

A that would be the BIG ZERO, but thanks.

[BW2221]

It honor of his birthday, I'll say something nice. I don't despise Bill Clinton nearly as much as Jimmy Carter.

[DoughtyOne]

Ah...

Oh well, perhaps in the next life. LOL

[Argus]

To me, he will always be remembered as The Great Prevaricator.

[Names Ash Housewares]

"I find the image to be distasteful, but I hope President Clinton enjoyed his sixtieth birthday."


yeah, maybe he will get a congratulatory call from the Chinese communists for all his help.

[LdSentinal]

Happy Birthday, President Clinton.

I love you. Under your administration, we had 8 years of unprecedented growth and prosperity. Please come back.

- Osama bin Laden.

[DoughtyOne]

Thankfully, I can't say that. LOL I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

[GreyFriar]

You said it, made a jerk of himself. Crying and whining about no longer being the "youngest". I just turned 59, so what!. The only way he could have stayed young forever was to die young. I guess he doesn't think about that as the only alternative to getting old.

[GreyFriar]

Check out the 2nd post with the drawing of the Clinton Memorial.

[RichInOC]

And a Syracuse woman confided: "When I grow up (I am 45) I want to be like you!!"

When I grow up (I just turned 42 late last month) I'd rather be like Poppy Bush.

[Gordongekko909]

Yeah, that's like picking between having your kneecaps ground into dust with a drill and getting a papercut on your eye. I think I'd rather die than go through either one.

[Chode]

quietly me arse... that POS SlickWillie has been whining about it all over the press that last week!!!

[kcvl]

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (AP) -- A concert by the Rev. Al Green to mark the 10th anniversary of the River Market district and the 60th birthday of Bill Clinton, whose presidential library is just down the street, has been postponed because of hot weather.

Green, 60, had been scheduled to perform Saturday night at the Riverfest Amphitheatre. The concert was rescheduled for October 27.

"It became clear to us that the summer heat was playing havoc with our event. Al Green was gracious enough to accommodate our new date," Jim Rice, chief operating officer of the Little Rock Convention & Visitors Bureau, said Monday.

The bureau and the Clinton foundation are co-sponsors of the concert.

Temperatures have topped 100 degrees daily for much of the last four weeks and are predicted to be in the mid-90s on Saturday, which is Clinton's birthday.

[big'ol_freeper]

[kcvl]

Thu Aug 10, 9:00 AM ET

The Rolling Stones will play a special fundraising show in New York to mark the 60th birthday of Bill Clinton, it has been announced.

Mick Jagger and company, who are currently on the European leg of their Bigger Bang world tour, are scheduled to appear at the Beacon Theater on October 29.

The concert will apparently now act as the party for Clinton, whose actual birthday is on August 19, and a fundraising event for his charitable foundation.

According to reports in the press, the evening will also be filmed by legendary movie director Martin Scorsese, who helmed last year's acclaimed Bob Dylan documentary No Direction Home.

[big'ol_freeper]

Dear Bubba,

Your hero Fidel Castro had syphilis at age 60. Don't you feel lucky!

[BallyBill]

..I'll say something nice. I don't despise Bill Clinton nearly as much as Jimmy Carter.

Hear, Hear, I'll second that. I think the Dem's keep Jimmy C around just to show people what a really bad president looks like.

[Bubba_Leroy]

A concert by the Rev. Al Green to mark the 10th anniversary of the River Market district and the 60th birthday of Bill Clinton, whose presidential library is just down the street, has been postponed because of hot weather.

Yeah, right. I'll bet it was canceled because they couldn't sell any tickets.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Your hero Fidel Castro had syphilis at age 60.

If Clinton's medical records ever surface, I bet that they will show that he had syphilis long before age 60.

[operation clinton cleanup]

I find the image to be distasteful,

If the shoe fits...

[outofsalt]

He'll never make it to 69!

[Candor7]

Quietly?? The jerk has already made an announcement himself.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

My sentiments exactly.

I think he should immediately decapitate himself and have his noggin cryogenically preserved for the future when we will have found a way to punish his sorry ass!

He may be 60 but he looks 80, must be the result of all that vital fluid he has been having drained off over the years!

I will pay money to have Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon go to work on ole BJ.

[doberville]

>>. . celebrating quietly with friends . . .<<

Bill Clinton doesn't have friends. Only 'tools' and enemies.

[Candor7]

Hey, you made me drool! ;)

[Candor7]

I find the image to be distasteful, but I hope President Clinton enjoyed his sixtieth birthday.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I find the image accurate Abdul, and can't taste a thing besides the Red Hot Blue Dorito I am eating.

[BonnieJ]

He hasn't done anything quietly in his entire life. He's too big of an ego-maniac for that. President Bush hit 60 with his usual humility and dignity. To B.C. it's a national event...and tragedy!

[Mr. Peabody]

Was Hillary there?

[Jumpmaster]

All his "friends" are dead, in prison, under indictment, broke, fled the country!

[RasterMaster]

Here's a quarter, Abdulla....call someone who cares!

[SAMS]

Yeah, that a$$hole has never done anything "quietly"

[DoughtyOne]

Perhaps it's more appropriate to admit that many will die for us having gone though each one. Their policies have and will cost more U.S. lives.

[bannie]

He looks SO MUCH OLDER.
He looks like he's in his late--very late--60's. This is only funny because he cares so darned much.

I find it pathetic when people try to hang on to youth. It's a game you can't win. You may as well just enjoy each age for what it is.

[Past Your Eyes]

Secular humanism is so fulfilling, ain't it?

[Bubba_Leroy]

He may be 60 but he looks 80, must be the result of all that vital fluid he has been having drained off over the years!

Even with modern antibiotics, multiple cases of VD take their toll.

[bannie]

If you find that IMAGE distasteful, how do you view the actual person?

[BW2221]

I think he's already made it to 69 a number of times.

[gridlock]

Quietly?

I must have read a dozen stories in various outlets in the past week about Bubba's 60th Birthday.

Won't these idiots ever just go away?

[Candor7]

ROTFLMAO!

Gawd he is one freaky lookin sleeze! Pressin the flesh is not just shakin hands for old BJ. He wants to make sure everyone gets Dem Clamydia.

[kitkat]

Martin Scorsese is the director who made that ridiculous movie about the Virgin Mary in which Jesus has an affair with Mary Magdalen. Sounds just right for him to film Clintoon at his BD bash.